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Is it cold in here?:
When Spiro Agnew addresses a golf ball, it's "To whom it may concern".

Zingoleb:
Spiro T. Agnew is the most Harry Potter fucking name I've ever heard outside of Harry Potter.

Carl-E:
All I can think of when I hear Spiro Agnew's name is a cartoon from the beginning of the end, showing Agnew as a used condom being discarded... I think it was a cover of Rolling Stone, or Village Voice, or... I forget.  Can't find it online, either. 

Pilchard123:
"Spiro Agnew" is an anagram of "Grow a penis".

Is it cold in here?:
A man in Warsaw opened a bank account and asked the bank manager whether his money would be safe. The joke sets up a pattern of the man asking about something going wrong, then the manager telling him about another level of guarantee, up to the government of the Soviet Union.

Then the man asks whether his money would be safe if the Soviet Union collapsed. The manager hems and haws, finally admits the man would lose all his money, then leans forward and whispers "But wouldn't it be worth it?".

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