Topic: QC Captions Vol. 91 (Read 15324 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 02 Dec 2012, 15:16 »

Sorry about the lateness; computers been wack. Anyway FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 15:26 »

Momo: But, but, but... WHAT?
Pintsize: Butts, that's what.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #2 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 16:03 »

Momo: "Ewww! No way!"
Pintsize: "Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. Yeah, it totally messed me up the first time but I've been upgraded since then and I reckon your new body could too…"

(This is actually a reference to a specific canon event. Lets see who guesses correctly.)

riccostar · « **Reply #3 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 16:32 »

Momo: You're telling me people actually pay to watch that?
Pintsize: That and so much more...

My guess: cake batter incident

WAYF · « **Reply #4 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 16:46 »

Pintsize: So, did you ever hear what happened to your old chassis...?

Momo: NO.

jwhouk · « **Reply #5 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 16:59 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 02 Dec 2012, 16:03

Momo: "Ewww! No way!"
Pintsize: "Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. Yeah, it totally messed me up the first time but I've been upgraded since then and I reckon your new body could too…"

(This is actually a reference to a specific canon event. Lets see who guesses correctly.)

Momo: "But the cake - it's a lie!"
Pintsize: "Not really. Winslow figured out how to use your old chassis to make pound cake with it!"

DSL · « **Reply #6 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 17:35 »

MOMO: "I'm not going to apologize for the robo-noogie. You deserved it."
PINTSIZE: "No, no! I was wondering ... could you give me another one?"

Carl-E · « **Reply #7 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 18:19 »

Quote from: DSL on 02 Dec 2012, 17:35

MOMO: "I'm not going to apologize for the robo-noogie. You deserved it."

Pintsize: "No, no, it was cool - I got a great upskirt pic right before you grabbed me, so it was totally worth it!"

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 20:58 »

I sometimes wonder ... doesn't Momo owe Faye a couple zaps?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #9 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 21:51 »

At least a couple.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #10 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 00:23 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 02 Dec 2012, 16:03

(This is actually a reference to a specific canon event. Lets see who guesses correctly.)

The eeling of Pintsize (can't remeber when that was)? The rickroll (1658)?

Soulsynger · « **Reply #11 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 02:32 »

Momo: "What are you looking at?"
Pintsize: "All your base... baby!"

jwhouk · « **Reply #12 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 03:01 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 02 Dec 2012, 16:03

(This is actually a reference to a specific canon event. Lets see who guesses correctly.)

In case I didn't make it clear with my response, I'm betting it's all about the cake mix.

techkid · « **Reply #13 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 03:13 »

Momo: "But that site's got more malware than Marigold's 'sexy yaoi sites'!"

Pintsize: "I know, but it's so totally worth it for the video drivers."

WAYF · « **Reply #14 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 03:28 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 02 Dec 2012, 16:03

Momo: "Ewww! No way!"
Pintsize: "Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. Yeah, it totally messed me up the first time but I've been upgraded since then and I reckon your new body could too…"

(This is actually a reference to a specific canon event. Lets see who guesses correctly.)

People have already guessed the cake incident, so I'm going to suggest the tomato sauce incident instead, for the sake of variety.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #15 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 03:31 »

Momo: "That's outrageous, I could never..."

Pintsize: "That 's what the Roomba thought at first as well."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #16 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 03:49 »

Pintsize: "At least I'm comfortable with my robosexuality. You, OTOH, seem to be "intrigued" by intersentient possibilities."
Momo: "Eww... How did you ...?"
Pintsize: "I have bluetooth, too. I sensed you stealthily copying the numbers from Faye's phone."

Spiff · « **Reply #17 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 04:14 »

Momo: "Photography?"

Pintsize: "Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?"

Soulsynger · « **Reply #18 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 04:22 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 02 Dec 2012, 16:03

Momo: "Ewww! No way!"
Pintsize: "Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. Yeah, it totally messed me up the first time but I've been upgraded since then and I reckon your new body could too…"

(This is actually a reference to a specific canon event. Lets see who guesses correctly.)

No one mentioned the ~~Someone mentioned the~~ tentacle incident yet?? ~~but I don't think anyone linked it yet.~~

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #19 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 08:38 »

PINTSIZE: 01001100 01100101 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01101110 01100001 01110100 01101001 01110110 01100101 00000000
MOMO: 00000110 00000000

DSL · « **Reply #20 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 08:47 »

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 03 Dec 2012, 08:38

PINTSIZE: 01001100 01100101 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01101110 01100001 01110100 01101001 01110110 01100101 00000000
MOMO: 00000110 00000000

WIN.

MOMO: "Some of those meme-based responses in Vol. 90 were a bit of a stretch."
PINTSIZE: "It's the elasticity."

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #21 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 09:37 »

Quote from: DSL on 03 Dec 2012, 08:47

MOMO: "Some of those meme-based responses in Vol. 90 were a bit of a stretch."
PINTSIZE: "It's the elasticity."

MOMO: Are they still doing those -idity jokes?
PINTSIZE: It's a lack of creativity.

K1dmor · « **Reply #22 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 14:01 »

MOMO: "I DON'T LIKE TENTACLES!"
PINTSIZE: "But You didn't seem to care about the eels"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #23 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 14:07 »

Pintsize: So, I've got this twitter feed...
Momo: I'm more of a tumblr type, thanks.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #24 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 23:02 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 03 Dec 2012, 14:07

Pintsize: So, I've got this twitter feed...
Momo: I'm more of a tumblr type, thanks.

Friendzoned. Who would've thought...?

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #25 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 06:18 »

Pintsize: BODY MASSAGE.
Momo: ...

izumiryu · « **Reply #26 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 06:59 »

Pintsize: One of us! One of us!
Momo: Ew...

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #27 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 07:10 »

Pintsize: Maybe that's not what you're looking for. It's okay if it's not. You do seem curious though, interested perhaps. If and when you decide you want to explore the realm of collar and leather, the pleasures of the whip and chain...well, you know where to find me.
Momo: I..I didn't, I just... {Why am I blushing, WHY AM I BLUSHING?!}

Thrudd · « **Reply #28 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 07:17 »

Momo: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything I could do?
Pintsize: I feel happy. I feel happy.
< censored >
Pintsize: Ah, thank you very much.
Momo: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Pintsize: Right.

Carl-E · « **Reply #29 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 08:01 »

Oh wow. I know the source, but a different reading of that is definitely NSFW!

Soulsynger · « **Reply #30 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 11:09 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 04 Dec 2012, 08:01

Oh wow. I know the source, but a different reading of that is definitely NSFW!

NSFR...

btw, I've been wondering about this for some time now: Is there any clear schedule for when pictures get posted in the caption threads?

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #31 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 12:12 »

Net stable funding ratio?

WAYF · « **Reply #32 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 14:14 »

New Surfboards For Redheads?

Not So Freezing Rain?

Now for Something Fundamentally Racist?

Soulsynger · « **Reply #33 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 15:23 »

Stop it, you're killing me!

Never seen farting rainbows.
Newton says "Fridges rule!"
Narcolepsy stands for Rrrrrrrrch ... choooo .... rrrrch.... choooo ..... zzzzZZZ....

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #34 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 16:01 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 04 Dec 2012, 11:09

btw, I've been wondering about this for some time now: Is there any clear schedule for when pictures get posted in the caption threads?

Sundays and Wednesdays; I just try to post them as early in the day as possible.

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #35 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 16:58 »

Nestle Sells Fuckin' ROOFIES!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #36 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 17:05 »

Never Save For Retirement

ChaosWolf · « **Reply #37 on:** 05 Dec 2012, 10:10 »

Nyet, Soviet Flying Rhino.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #38 on:** 05 Dec 2012, 10:31 »

oooook Time to restore order; SECOND IMAGE:

celticgeek · « **Reply #39 on:** 05 Dec 2012, 10:37 »

Hannelore: Is my ship here yet?
Emily's Mother: I didn't see any ship...
Emily: You can't see it, it's invisible!

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #40 on:** 05 Dec 2012, 10:54 »

Hanners: 'morning Ms. Reed.
Mom: I am NOT Ms. Reed!
Emily: The resemblance is striking.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #41 on:** 05 Dec 2012, 11:08 »

Hannelore: “Wait, who redecorated in here?”
Emily's mom: “Actually, I've been meaning to ask that myself; even the tableware is different.”
Emily: “Huh, I thought I just dreamed those elves...”

Alt. Emily: “Huh. I didn't even notice.”

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #42 on:** 05 Dec 2012, 11:27 »

HANNERS: Must. Read. All the posts
MOM: You should! Especially the "humidity" jokes, they're hilarious!
EMILY: I don't understand any of them!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #43 on:** 05 Dec 2012, 13:59 »

Hannelore: "Why is your hair sticking up like that?!"
Mrs. Azume: "Yes, dear, why?"
Emily: "It's the ..."

riccostar · « **Reply #44 on:** 05 Dec 2012, 19:03 »

Hanners: We have coffee?
Emily's Mother: Yes, could someone go get her some?
Emily: I could make her a margarita! I like margaritas!

WAYF · « **Reply #45 on:** 05 Dec 2012, 22:00 »

Hannelore: (yawning) Oh, good morning Emily. I stashed away your machete and your mask like you told me to... I made sure there was absolutely no blood left on them.

Emily's Mother: Did... did you wear those to the party?

Emily: Sort of!

(Meanwhile, back in Northampton)

Momo: Where IS everyone?

techkid · « **Reply #46 on:** 06 Dec 2012, 05:11 »

Hannelore: "Buh... I didn't redecorate in my sleep again, did I?"
Mrs Azuma: "I thought the place had changed since we left. Did you allow this?"
Emily: "I don't know. We got pretty hammered last night!"

DSL · « **Reply #47 on:** 06 Dec 2012, 05:19 »

HANNERS: "Is this ... a new simulation? Wait, you're Marigold from the last one, aren't you?"
EMILYMOM: "What's ... she talking about, dear?"
EMILY: "Dunno. I still have the knife, just in case."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #48 on:** 06 Dec 2012, 07:33 »

Hannelore: "... 4719, 4720. A total of 4720 nails used on the floorboards of this cabin."
EmilyMom: "Wait! You're the girl who counted Tom's backhair. There are several ladies at the country club ..."
Emily: "We're friends!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #49 on:** 06 Dec 2012, 09:38 »

Hannelore: Why did I wake up in your anime dream fantasy, Marigold?
Marigold: Dunno, just go with it... would you say Emily's new hair style is more ahoge or antennae??
Emily: You should see my final form! I get an irridescent puce odango and it can totally kick ass!
Parents: It's true.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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