Topic: QC Captions Vol. 93 (Read 14072 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 16 Dec 2012, 11:37 »

Welcome to a new week! FIRST DANG PANEL:

Enjoy!

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 11:51 »

Marigold: Maybe Hannelore's dad was right about using robots for that.
Momo: Pintsize would be interested, but he's not very good at it...

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #2 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 12:10 »

Ma: I wonder why the Espressosaurus won't travel again...

Mo: It's the neutron flow. Reverse the polarity.

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #3 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 12:18 »

Marigold: Didn't we have some more panels a few minutes ago?
Momo: Those weirdos from the forum are at it again...

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #4 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 12:39 »

Marigold: "I wonder who I should vote for this year."
Momo: "It's 'whom', not 'who'. And don't rub it your privilege that you humans have always been allowed to vote."

jwhouk · « **Reply #5 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 13:15 »

Marigold: "How the heck would he even get INTO a Faraday Cage?"
Momo: "Very carefully."

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #6 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 13:23 »

It was never said that there was an electric or EM field above the normal background while he was getting into it

EDIT: I wonder... would a sufficiently small-holed cage be the AnthroPC equivalent of a sensory deprivation tank?

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #7 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 13:40 »

Marigold: I wonder....
Momo: I rather you not finish that thought, i've seen the Victorian Porn of that. And it's not pretty.

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 15:19 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 16 Dec 2012, 13:15

Marigold: "How the heck would he even get INTO a Faraday Cage?"
Momo: "Very carefully."

Faye would help. Yeah.

jwhouk · « **Reply #9 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 15:22 »

Marigold: "To be, or not to be - that is the question."
Momo: "Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them."

WAYF · « **Reply #10 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 16:18 »

Marigold: ... but I can't remember what kind of cutlery Emily's dad was holding at the dinner table!

Momo: I'm sure the forums will sort it out for you.

DSL · « **Reply #11 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 16:55 »

MARIGOLD: "Corned beef instead of ham, OK. Flavor with a little Guinness, OK. Two hundred thirty-nine beans? Wonder why this Irish Bean Soup recipe is so specific?"
MOMO: "Just one more would be (switches regional language settings to Dublin) too farty."

jwhouk · « **Reply #12 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 17:14 »

Marigold: "I wonder how DSL manages to get away with so many lame jokes on these threads."
Momo: "It's his impunity."

Carl-E · « **Reply #13 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 17:33 »

Are you going to argue with that head-cannon?

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #14 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 19:07 »

Quote from: DSL on 16 Dec 2012, 16:55

MARIGOLD: "Corned beef instead of ham, OK. Flavor with a little Guinness, OK. Two hundred thirty-nine beans? Wonder why this Irish Bean Soup recipe is so specific?"
MOMO: "Just one more would be (switches regional language settings to Dublin) too farty."

Goddamnit.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 19:43 »

Marigold: "I think I feel some hair on my chin."
Momo: "And you wouldn't pay for that option for my chassis."

riccostar · « **Reply #16 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 20:02 »

Marigold: they just have to get together... they would be so cute
Momo: I will never understand your yaoi obsession

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #17 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 21:11 »

Marigold: "I wonder what I should wear on my date."
Momo: "My social protocol database suggests that you should get a date first."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #18 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 00:02 »

Marigold: "If the world ends and nobody cares, does it still end?"
Momo: "Who cares?!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #19 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 03:25 »

Marigold: Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Momo?
Momo: I think so, Marigold, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

Carl-E · « **Reply #20 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 03:37 »

NARF!!

But I think you have the roles reversed...

Soulsynger · « **Reply #21 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 03:57 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 17 Dec 2012, 03:37

[ ... ]
But I think you have the roles reversed...

ZOT!!

Nope. Momo has pink hair so it's a-okay. But I wonder what they're gonna do tomorrow...

DSL · « **Reply #22 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 04:13 »

MARIGOLD: "All I know is that the hours are long, under these conditions, and constrain us to beguile them with proceedings which –how shall I say– which may at first sight seem reasonable, until they become a habit. You may say it is to prevent our reason from foundering. No doubt. But has it not long been straying in the night without end of the abyssal depths? That's what I sometimes wonder. You follow my reasoning?"
MOMO: "We are all born mad. Some remain so."

Akima · « **Reply #23 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 05:02 »

Marigold: "Don't you think it's strange that Waiting For Godot was voted 'the most significant English language play of the 20th century', when it was originally written and first performed in French?"
Momo: "Samuel Beckett was a crusty misogynist with a hang up about urine, and the play sucks, so who cares?"

DSL · « **Reply #24 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 05:25 »

MARIGOLD: "Are you as irritated as I am by the substitution of substantive criticism of the merits of a work of art with evaluations of whether the politics expressed or implied agree with those of the reviewer, coupled with ad hominem attacks against the artist?"
MOMO: "It's pretty much the trend; all you can do is look around for critics willing to talk about the merits by presenting information that helps you make up your own mind."

jwhouk · « **Reply #25 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 06:27 »

Marigold: "How do you feel about punchlines? I all of your comics seem to have one. Is it due to being a daily comic and therefore you need one every day? Do you ever think about writing a book to avoid that need for a punchline per strip?"

Momo: "I am…in favor of punchlines? It’s kind of the main point of the kind of comics I do."

DSL · « **Reply #26 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 06:29 »

MARIGOLD: "OK, so Who's running the cash register, What's running the espresso machine and I Don't Know is cleaning ... "
MOMO: "No. Just no. Just stop it right now."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #27 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 06:59 »

Marigold: "Ok, showing a bit of cleavage in Faye's bikini has gotten me the fanboys' attention. What next? A scar on my right boob?"
Momo: "I advice against it. Getting one might involve driving your car up the boughs of an old oak tree."

Zebediah · « **Reply #28 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 08:48 »

Marigold: "Did it really bother you when Emily poked you in the belly button?"
Momo: "Let me put it this way: If she ever does it again, I'm invoking the right to declare a justifiable exception to the First Law of Robotics."

Thrudd · « **Reply #29 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 09:36 »

Marigold: Do you know something about machinery?
Momo: I don't know something about machinery, I know everything about machinery.

Marigold: Hey, what about pintsize?
Momo: The perverts never sleep and neither does pintsize.

Marigold: Hey, what's the matter with you?
Momo: He was arrested twice. He destroyed a phone booth at a railroad station... stole from a nun. He doesn't know his own face. A man comes up to him with, with his face tied on. He doesn't recognize who it is. I don't... He doesn't deserve to have this autographed picture of Sean Connery!

Marigold: And now since we are becoming so chummy, perhaps you can tell me about The Great Train Robbery.
Momo: I don't know nothing!

Marigold: There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them.
Momo: .................

[sorry - got on a bit of a roll there ..... Kaiser I think]

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #30 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 11:15 »

MARIGOLD: I don't understand... It looks like your update went wrong, but I can't find how to fix it.
MOMO: *OUT OF CHEESE ERROR*

DSL · « **Reply #31 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 11:39 »

MARIGOLD: "Yes, but the whole point of the doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, eh?"
MOMO: "It was to be announced Friday. As you know, Pintsize loves surprises."

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #32 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 12:05 »

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 17 Dec 2012, 11:15

MARIGOLD: I don't understand... It looks like your update went wrong, but I can't find how to fix it.
MOMO: *OUT OF CHEESE ERROR*

LOTS OF DRYD FRORG P¼LLS

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #33 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 13:15 »

Marigold: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
Momo: Let me tell you about my mother...

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #34 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 14:11 »

Marigold: You're telling me that AIs have rewritten all classic human literature?
Momo: Alas, poor Turing! I knew him well. I knew him, ENIAC.

Marigold: So you're saying there won't be a second date?
Momo: I'm saying while he's sort of correct in calling you a 'fleshbag', that doesn't make it any less creepy.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #35 on:** 17 Dec 2012, 18:15 »

MOMO: Software Error Guru Meditation #00000004.00000AAC0 PRESS LEFT CONTROL SURFACE TO CONTINUE
MARIGOLD: Goddamn it, how do I access RomWack again?!

Carl-E · « **Reply #36 on:** 18 Dec 2012, 06:55 »

Isn't that supposed to be "RomWhack"?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #37 on:** 18 Dec 2012, 07:29 »

Marigold: "How did he get in though? Angus and he don't get along, I've only ever ran into him once or twice.."

Momo: "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #38 on:** 18 Dec 2012, 08:01 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 18 Dec 2012, 06:55

Isn't that supposed to be "RomWhack"?

Nope, RomWack.

cesium133 · « **Reply #39 on:** 18 Dec 2012, 09:14 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 18 Dec 2012, 07:29

Marigold: "How did he get in though? Angus and he don't get along, I've only ever ran into him once or twice.."

Momo: "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."

Well, Momo has had some upgrades...

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #40 on:** 19 Dec 2012, 10:55 »

WOOOO SECOND PANEL:

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #41 on:** 19 Dec 2012, 11:08 »

MARTEN: No it isn't!
PINTSIZE: Oh yes it is!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #42 on:** 19 Dec 2012, 11:59 »

Marten: “Look, I'm trying! Can't you see that?”
Pintsize: “Poop, or poop not; there is no try.”

DSL · « **Reply #43 on:** 19 Dec 2012, 14:21 »

MARTEN: "To the last I grapple with thee! From hell's heart I stab at thee! For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"
PINTSIZE: "I don't care if I was supposed to be a robo-whale. I will not grow a Moby-Dick for you."

Edited.

riccostar · « **Reply #44 on:** 19 Dec 2012, 14:27 »

Marten: Just snap into it already!
Pintsize: Mindlessly abiding by slogans never leads to happiness, poor human.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #45 on:** 19 Dec 2012, 14:50 »

Marten: you know, you really creep me out when you close your eyes like that ...
Pintsize (loops The Who): i can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and...
Marten: STOPPIT!

Carl-E · « **Reply #46 on:** 19 Dec 2012, 23:35 »

....oh yea-ah...

Soulsynger · « **Reply #47 on:** 20 Dec 2012, 01:28 »

Marten: "Why do you look like you have four boobs?!"
Pintsize: "Hm... if I hold the Slim Jim like this I can look like two boobs and something else entirely."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #48 on:** 20 Dec 2012, 05:19 »

"Damn it, Pintsize, could you not do that in an enclosed space?!"
"For your information, it smells like roses and fresh-baked cookies."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #49 on:** 20 Dec 2012, 08:55 »

Marten: "Go ahead. Eat it. See if I care."

Pintsize: "If you really want it, you know where the corner store is."

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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