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QC Captions Vol. 94 HOLIDAY EDITION

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DSL:
And as of 12-29, the third headline on "whorepresents.com" is "The Best Bang for the Buck."

It's about movies.

iduguphergrave:
lollin'

I hate to derail the derailment but LAST PANEL:



(her name's Tortura if you don't remember. I only mention that cause it's been awhile)

Skewbrow:
Steve: "Say it ain't so, Tortura. Say it ain't so!"
Tortura: "Steve, I'm so sorry. But you are a grown man now. And it's time that you learn the truth about Bambi's mother."

DSL:
STEVE: "But, Tortura Borisovna, why can you not stay?"
TORTURA: "I must be returning, my darlink Stevnik, to Pottsylvania to be caring for mother and father! They grow confused with aging and speak of nothing but moose and squirrel!"

PintsizeForPresident:
STEVE: Oh Tortura, how can I prove my love to you?
TORTURA: Bring me some exquisite food, and I might receive your love. The body of Sven, my worthless excuse of an ex-boyfriend, will do nicely. Sliced thin and roasted on a barbecue.

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