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QC Captions Vol. 94 HOLIDAY EDITION
jwhouk:
Steve: But... but...
Tatyana Spencer: I told you before, I do NOT want you to participate in that Behind The Scenes special. I have seen what Jeph plans to do with that Corsetto lady.
ChaosWolf:
--- Quote from: DSL on 29 Dec 2012, 11:17 ---STEVE: "But, Tortura Borisovna, why can you not stay?"
TORTURA: "I must be returning, my darlink Stevnik, to Pottsylvania to be caring for mother and father! They grow confused with aging and speak of nothing but moose and squirrel!"
--- End quote ---
Too awesome to not be canon now.
WAYF:
--- Quote from: jwhouk on 29 Dec 2012, 14:30 ---Steve: But... but...
Tatyana Spencer: I told you before, I do NOT want you to participate in that Behind The Scenes special. I have seen what Jeph plans to do with that Corsetto lady.
--- End quote ---
Maaann, we should really bring that thread back to life, it was amazing :D
Steve: So, we made it back to America. Do I get a Lektor Encoder now or something?
Tortura: I really shouldn't, but I suppose if it makes you feel a bit more like James Bond...
Carl-E:
Steve: Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I've done a lot of it since then, and it all adds up to one thing: you're getting on that plane with Victor where you belong.
Tortura: But, Steven, no, I... I...
Steve: Now, you've got to listen to me! You have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here? Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in a concentration camp. Isn't that true, Louie?
Captain Renault (off camera): I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist.
Tortura: You're saying this only to make me go.
Steve: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Tortura: But what about us?
Steve: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.
Tortura: When I said I would never leave you.
Steve: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Tortura, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.
[Tortura lowers her head and begins to cry]
Steve: Now, now...
[Steve gently places his hand under her chin and raises it so their eyes meet]
...Here's looking at you kid.
akronnick:
<slow clap>
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