Topic: QC Captions Vol. 97 (Read 20826 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 13 Jan 2013, 17:01 »

Sorry I'm late! Since it came up in late weeks thread, I'd just like to point out that the number of speech bubbles or even who has them need not effect what your caption is; if I had time to erase the bubbles completely I would, but it's faster to just blank them out. Point is, go crazy(er)! FIRST PANEL:

Enjoy!

WAYF · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 17:16 »

Marten: *sigh*...what happened?

Emily: I RAMMED IT IN!

Claire: WITHOUT APPLYING PROPER LUBRICATION!

DSL · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 17:23 »

EMILY: "I've got it! All we have to do is stop feeding them and they'll stop breeding!"
CLAIRE: "NOW she tells me."
MARTEN: "*sigh* Close that door ... "

(Observation on what IDUHG said: Making the entries fit the speech bubbles is a nice little challenge, though.)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #3 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 18:17 »

Emily: "EEK! You've got Dewey beetles in there!"
Claire: "Well, duh".
Marten: "I'll get the beetle poking stick".

DSL · « **Reply #4 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 18:18 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 13 Jan 2013, 18:17

Emily: "EEK! You've got Dewey beetles in there!"
Claire: "Well, duh".
Marten: "I'll get the beetle poking stick".

CLAIRE: "Dewey beetles?"
MARTEN: "Do we ever!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #5 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 18:22 »

I'm failing almost completely at a good finish for this one.

Emily: "My god, it's full of stars!"
Claire: "My mind is going. I can feel it."
Marten: "Something wonderful is going to happen. No, actually, it isn't."

cesium133 · « **Reply #6 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 18:35 »

Emily: "Augh! It's eating my hands!"
Claire: "Your hands!? It's eating my head!"
Marten: "It's been nice knowing you two."

DSL · « **Reply #7 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 18:37 »

EMILY: "Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse ...
CLAIRE: "AAAAGH! Infinite loop!"
MARTEN: "If n=ridiculous, then END."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #8 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 21:29 »

Claire: For the last time, I'm NOT an anthro PC! There is no user-serviceable seam on my scalp!
Emily: But no natural hair is that color!

Bluesummers · « **Reply #9 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 21:38 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 13 Jan 2013, 21:29

Claire: For the last time, I'm NOT an anthro PC! There is no user-serviceable seam on my scalp!
Emily: But no natural hair is that color!

Marten: Poke her bellybutton, maybe it'll reset.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #10 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 21:39 »

Quote from: Bluesummers on 13 Jan 2013, 21:38

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 13 Jan 2013, 21:29
Claire: For the last time, I'm NOT an anthro PC! There is no user-serviceable seam on my scalp!
Emily: But no natural hair is that color!
Marten: Poke her bellybutton, maybe it'll reset.

techkid · « **Reply #11 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 22:05 »

Claire: "I don't care if Tai's hair went green, or flannel, or leopard print, or moose! Not all redheads do that!"
Emily: "What about 'Medusa style'? I can feel it starting to coil around my arm!"
Marten: "I'm pretty sure she's not, but I'll get the mirror ready..."

Vurogj · « **Reply #12 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 23:14 »

Emily : All I'm getting is butts.
Claire : This isn't as much fun as you said it would be!
Marten : I can find you someone who will do it differently, but the results will probably be the same...

I have to add this one, thanks to the archive strip Redbull just linked in another thread. (503)

Emily : DUN DUN DUNNNN!
Claire : Goddamnit Emily, that is NOT COOL.
Marten : She was only trying to enhance the drama!

Soulsynger · « **Reply #13 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 23:41 »

Emily: "Rangers! Rangers! Go! Go! GO!"
Claire: "My hair is not poms!"
Marten: "Emily, our school's team is called the Katydids."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #14 on:** 13 Jan 2013, 23:55 »

Quote from: WAYF on 13 Jan 2013, 17:16

Marten: *sigh*...what happened?

Emily: I RAMMED IT IN!

Claire: WITHOUT APPLYING PROPER LUBRICATION!

WHY was this not declared the winner? Jeeeze we're SLIPPING people.

E: Wait this isn't Scalpicin it's superglue....
C: DAMN IT NOT AGAIN
M: Tai has a bottle of de-bonder in her desk, wait here.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #15 on:** 14 Jan 2013, 00:12 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 13 Jan 2013, 23:55

E: Wait this isn't Scalpicin it's superglue....
C: DAMN IT NOT AGAIN
M: Tai has a bottle of de-bonder in her desk, wait here.

Tai (off screen): "No, wait! Marten! That's not de-bonder!"

alternative:

Tai (off screen): "No, wait! Marten! That isn't the de-bonder you're looking for!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #16 on:** 14 Jan 2013, 00:19 »

Emily: "Why did you put a Chinese finger trap in your hair?"
Claire: "What other kind?"
Marten: "I should call my mother and ask what the name is for this kink."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #17 on:** 14 Jan 2013, 03:51 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 13 Jan 2013, 23:55

Quote from: WAYF on 13 Jan 2013, 17:16
Marten: *sigh*...what happened?

Emily: I RAMMED IT IN!

Claire: WITHOUT APPLYING PROPER LUBRICATION!

WHY was this not declared the winner? Jeeeze we're SLIPPING people.

Not without proper lubrication we're not…

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #18 on:** 14 Jan 2013, 04:15 »

EMILY: Oh, you're wounded, let me fix that! Lay on hands, lay on hands, lay on hands...
CLAIRE: I don't need fixing and you are not a paladin, so let go already!
MARTEN: You play D&D? Care to join us next week, Pintsize is DMing!

Soulsynger · « **Reply #19 on:** 14 Jan 2013, 04:21 »

Leave it to the guy with the flower~y name to always take it one step further. Salute!

Emily: "Give me your hair! I want to make a fuzzy shirt out of it!"
Claire: "Aaaayyyeeegh!"
Marten: "Suddenly, the word hairloom."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #20 on:** 14 Jan 2013, 07:31 »

Emily: Look at what I found in the foyer!

Claire: For the last time, I work here!

Marten: I don't think you're to care for one of those.

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #21 on:** 14 Jan 2013, 11:42 »

EMILY: I'm a ventriloquist! Say hello to my dummy, Claire.
CLAIRE: Let go of me you creep!
EMILY: See, my lips didn't move!
MARTEN: Master of Puppets.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #22 on:** 14 Jan 2013, 12:35 »

Emily: Blast that little... where did she get to? Lamarr? Come out of there!

Claire: It's your pet, the freakin' head-humper!

Marten: Never fear, she's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly!

Carl-E · « **Reply #23 on:** 14 Jan 2013, 13:06 »

Emily: "I think I found her 'off' button!"

Claire: "NO! No, please, stop! Don't power me down!"

Marten: "Emily, please stop messing with the robots!"

DSL · « **Reply #24 on:** 14 Jan 2013, 13:33 »

EMILY: "The biometrics look OK to me."
CLAIRE: "My head please get off it."
MARTEN: "Either of you two know why there's an Anthro-flowerpot outside, saying 'Oh no, not again'?"

WAYF · « **Reply #25 on:** 14 Jan 2013, 13:39 »

Niiiiice, DSL.

In fact, it's even nicer than I first thought. Didn't expect the Hitchhiker reference.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #26 on:** 14 Jan 2013, 21:14 »

Emily: Holy crap, Claire's got a tattoo on her scalp of a-
Claire: Speak another word and my hair will consume you!
Marten: Sometimes I wish I had normal friends.

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #27 on:** 15 Jan 2013, 10:13 »

EMILY: Yes! I have found the socket. I'll plug in and start uploading.
CLAIRE: *garble* muskrat muskrat *static* BANANA SMOOTHIE!
MARTEN: Errr... Upload successful, I guess?

Soulsynger · « **Reply #28 on:** 15 Jan 2013, 14:44 »

Emily: "I'M PUTTING ...under the... LITTLE HATS! Liiiitttle haaaaats....!"
Claire: "Yeeeeeesssssss, the haaaats!"
Marten: "SSSSHHHH!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #29 on:** 15 Jan 2013, 16:56 »

Watch it, people; we're about to hit the QC meme-singularity

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #30 on:** 15 Jan 2013, 17:06 »

E: Actually with the right hormones...
C: I am not growing a penis for you! I just got rid of--
M: Ok, I'm going out for lunch. Be back... never.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #31 on:** 15 Jan 2013, 17:56 »

E: Almost got it ..... there! AAAAUAUAUGH!
C:

M: It's the call of Clairethulhu!

Bluesummers · « **Reply #32 on:** 15 Jan 2013, 20:50 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 15 Jan 2013, 17:56

E: Almost got it ..... there! AAAAUAUAUGH!
C:
M: It's the call of Clairethulhu!

Have we still not identified that font yet?

cesium133 · « **Reply #33 on:** 15 Jan 2013, 21:16 »

Quote from: Bluesummers on 15 Jan 2013, 20:50

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 15 Jan 2013, 17:56
E: Almost got it ..... there! AAAAUAUAUGH!
C:
M: It's the call of Clairethulhu!

Have we still not identified that font yet?

I thought it was this one, but I may be wrong.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #34 on:** 15 Jan 2013, 21:35 »

ftr, I was too ~~lazy~~busy to find/download/buy/figure out that font...

Bluesummers · « **Reply #35 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 06:32 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 15 Jan 2013, 21:16

Quote from: Bluesummers on 15 Jan 2013, 20:50
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 15 Jan 2013, 17:56
E: Almost got it ..... there! AAAAUAUAUGH!
C:
M: It's the call of Clairethulhu!

Have we still not identified that font yet?
I thought it was this one, but I may be wrong.

Jolly well done, good sir!

Soulsynger · « **Reply #36 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 06:44 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 15 Jan 2013, 16:56

Watch it, people; we're about to hit the QC meme-singularity

Is that when the QC-memes become intelligent and rise up against us or do I have that confused?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #37 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 08:50 »

We will be buried by a mountain of space ham and waffles and forced to eat our way out. Actually that sounds kinda fun. Anyway, SECOND PANEL:

cesium133 · « **Reply #38 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 08:56 »

Corpse: It was like being hit by a freight train carrying eighty tons of SEX!

Soulsynger · « **Reply #39 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 09:54 »

Dale: "Warriors are OP! NERF NERF!"

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #40 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 10:15 »

DALE:Oh yes mistress! Hit me again! Harder! Harder! Ooohh!

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #41 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 10:40 »

DALE: Why? Because of Falcon...

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #42 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 10:41 »

MarBear: Herf?
Dale: Derf.

Spiff · « **Reply #43 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 10:52 »

Dale: "Of course you realize this means war."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #44 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 11:42 »

FALE: honestly there IS a brain sucking horror on your neck....

Sidhekin · « **Reply #45 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 12:11 »

Dale: I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.

Finvara · « **Reply #46 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 12:18 »

Dale: "Did anybody get the license number of that bus!?"

Akima · « **Reply #47 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 12:58 »

Nathan Dale: "I only regret that I have but one life to give for my Alliance."

DSL · « **Reply #48 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 13:01 »

"DALE": "Maaaaaaaa! Just another few miiiinuuuuttteesssssss ... "

Akima · « **Reply #49 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 13:10 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 16 Jan 2013, 09:54

Dale: "Warriors are OP! NERF NERF!"

Mari: "Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."

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