Topic: QC Captions Vol. 97 (Read 20827 times)

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #50 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 13:15 »

FALE: leather armor is useless.... *whimper*

Akima · « **Reply #51 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 13:29 »

Dale: "She one-hit me?"
Mari: "All can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved."

Marigold is of course deeply familiar with Sun Tzu's famous work, the "Art of WoW".

Akima · « **Reply #52 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 13:35 »

Dale: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Ork warriors on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched mage-fire glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like <cough> tears in rain. Time to die."

WAYF · « **Reply #53 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 13:37 »

Nice reference, Akima. I'll ignore the fact that it's not raining.

MarBear: That'll teach you, creep!

Dale_Dang: But, but... your character has so many HORNS... I thought you were trying to hint at something!

DSL · « **Reply #54 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 13:59 »

DALE: "... I am Elmew J. Fudd, miwwionaiwe. I own a mansion und a yacht."
MAR-BEAR: "Again!"

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #55 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 14:26 »

DALE: Marbear, will you marry me?

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #56 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 14:43 »

DALE: I thought you were supposed to carry a scythe...

DSL · « **Reply #57 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 18:09 »

DALE: "I could go for some tea. Could you get me a ... "

K1dmor · « **Reply #58 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 19:43 »

DALE: "That's not fair! I was AFK!"

Soulsynger · « **Reply #59 on:** 16 Jan 2013, 23:19 »

DALE: "OooooooOoooOooOOOoooo"
MarBear: "Wrong game, Mr. Lord British. /rolleyes"

(I think this is too unsubtle. I might delete the second reference.)

DALE: "You do know same faction PvP isn't possible here, right?"
MarBear: "Clearly someone has no idea about WoW."

DALE: "I'm dead... and I'm pissed."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #60 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 00:14 »

FALE: ...over 9,0000...

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #61 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 01:30 »

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 16 Jan 2013, 14:43

DALE: I thought you were supposed to carry a scythe...

MARBEAR: I could TALK LIKE THIS, if it makes you feel better.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #62 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 01:43 »

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 17 Jan 2013, 01:30

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 16 Jan 2013, 14:43
DALE: I thought you were supposed to carry a scythe...

MARBEAR: I could TALK LIKE THIS, if it makes you feel better.

Yes, please.

hakko504 · « **Reply #63 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 01:50 »

Dale: "0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89..."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #64 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 01:59 »

DALE: "The goggles, they did nothing."

Spiff · « **Reply #65 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 02:23 »

Marbear: "Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!"
Dale: "'Tis but a bump!"
Marbear: "A bump? Your skull's broken!"
Dale: "No, it isn't!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #66 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 04:10 »

Dale: "Seemed like a good idea at the time..."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #67 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 04:53 »

Quote from: Akima on 16 Jan 2013, 13:29

Dale: "She one-hit me?"
Mari: "All can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved."

Marigold is of course deeply familiar with Sun Tzu's famous work, the "Art of WoW".

one-hit win!

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #68 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 05:27 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 17 Jan 2013, 01:59

DALE: "The goggles, they did nothing."

MARHAMMER: It is still talking! Let's hit it again!

DSL · « **Reply #69 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 06:05 »

Quote from: Spiff on 17 Jan 2013, 02:23

Marbear: "Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!"
Dale: "'Tis but a bump!"
Marbear: "A bump? Your skull's broken!"
Dale: "No, it isn't!"

Gotta give the WIN to the Python reference.

Thrudd · « **Reply #70 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 08:27 »

Dale: "Good Grief"

Dale: "I am not going to get up ..... I am going to lie here for the rest of the day"

Dale: "My penitent sinner shtick needs work."

Dale: "I'm not angry. Just very very hurt."

Dale: "I have discovered irony ...... "

cesium133 · « **Reply #71 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 08:51 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 17 Jan 2013, 01:59

DALE: "The goggles, they did nothing."

DALE: I was scammed! They told me the +5 Radioactive Glasses were the perfect armor!

Soulsynger · « **Reply #72 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 09:30 »

DALE: "Well... the only thing you've managed to actually break so far ... is my heart."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #73 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 09:33 »

Quote from: hakko504 on 17 Jan 2013, 01:50

Dale: "0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89..."

Wonderful.

Vurogj · « **Reply #74 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 11:25 »

Dale : I never should have left the dairy farm...

celticgeek · « **Reply #75 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 11:47 »

Dale: Aaugh! Dammit, Lucy.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #76 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 12:52 »

FALE: Nope, not EVERY bone. My coccyx remains intact. Pay up.

Carl-E · « **Reply #77 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 14:37 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Jan 2013, 12:52

FALE: Nope, not EVERY bone. My coccyx remains intact. Pay up.

Mar-Bear: "I can fix that!"

cesium133 · « **Reply #78 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 15:02 »

Dale: We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Precipice · « **Reply #79 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 15:08 »

Best two out of three?

DSL · « **Reply #80 on:** 17 Jan 2013, 15:51 »

"Run, Luke! Run!"

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #81 on:** 18 Jan 2013, 00:01 »

DALE: That hurts!
7ofMAR: Pain is irrelevant.
DALE: But... but I thought we were friends.
7ofMAR: Friendship is also irrelevant.

Carl-E · « **Reply #82 on:** 18 Jan 2013, 10:36 »

That's not irrelevant....

That's a hippopotamus!

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #83 on:** 18 Jan 2013, 13:24 »

FALE: That was setting one? What does setting two feel like?

WAYF · « **Reply #84 on:** 18 Jan 2013, 15:07 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 17 Jan 2013, 14:37

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Jan 2013, 12:52
FALE: Nope, not EVERY bone. My coccyx remains intact. Pay up.

Mar-Bear: "I can fix that!"

LATER:

Fale (clutching groin): I said COCCYX! THAT'S not even a real bone!!

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #85 on:** 18 Jan 2013, 16:33 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 18 Jan 2013, 10:36

That's not irrelevant....

That's a hippopotamus!

WHUD!

It has ceased to be.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #86 on:** 18 Jan 2013, 18:14 »

Quote from: WAYF on 18 Jan 2013, 15:07

Quote from: Carl-E on 17 Jan 2013, 14:37
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Jan 2013, 12:52
FALE: Nope, not EVERY bone. My coccyx remains intact. Pay up.

Mar-Bear: "I can fix that!"

LATER:

Fale (clutching groin): I said COCCYX! THAT'S not even a real bone!!

AUUGH! YOU TOOK MY JOKE!!!

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #87 on:** 18 Jan 2013, 18:29 »

Fale: ". . . Do it again . . ."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #88 on:** 18 Jan 2013, 23:28 »

FALE: The horsefly... did you kill it?

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