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Patrick:
i'd get a dog, cows cant outmaneuver a dog
RedWolf4:
Let's not forget hands, because neither cows nor fish have them, and therefore cannot operate even basic machinery.
bainidhe_dub:
I wonder how it would go if they were wired into one of those control-the-robot-hand-with-your-brain setups?
Papersatan:
--- Quote from: Barmymoo on 19 Jan 2013, 01:43 ---If you give a shoal of fish a fuck-off big boat and a net I'm pretty sure they would outsmart you with it. And I would love to know what you'd do against a herd of cows with electric shock guns powerful enough to kill a grown man.
--- End quote ---
I think that is a part of the issue though. No one gave us boats and stun-guns, we made them. The other animals had their opportunity to come up with ways to attack and defend, and, as a result, many of them are difficult to catch, or are even poison. We may have an unfair advantage in most individual encounters we have will our future food, but way back when, we started with the same playing field.
ackblom12:
Cattle would lick their their stun-guns and electrocute themselves.
They are not intelligent creatures.
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