Topic: QC Captions Vol. 98 (Read 11964 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 20 Jan 2013, 14:07 »

We're gettin pretty dang close to a certain 3-digit number...

Until then, FIRST IMAGE:

Carl-E · « **Reply #1 on:** 20 Jan 2013, 14:12 »

Marten: "Wait, have you gotten browner recently?"
Hanners: "Why yes, thanks for noticing!"
Claire: "Geez, for a minute I thought you were talking to me..."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #2 on:** 20 Jan 2013, 14:26 »

Marten: "That's it. No more cartoon-style squeezing through chocolate fountain plumbing for you."
Hanners: "But! Chocolate!"
Claire: "She has a point, you know?"

(I haven't slept for 36 hours.)

miados · « **Reply #3 on:** 20 Jan 2013, 15:26 »

Marten: Hanners did you forget to take your meds today?
Hannilore: Why would you ask that mystery talking falafal?
Claire thinking: it is so sad these are the most normal friends i have.

WAYF · « **Reply #4 on:** 20 Jan 2013, 15:42 »

Hannelore: I... stayed up... last night... reading ALL the posts...

Marten: Damnit Claire, did you link her to Quantifiable Concerns again?

Claire: What? No! ...Maybe.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #5 on:** 20 Jan 2013, 16:52 »

MARTEN: No no, the #48 is a triple-shot-in the-dark- with-almond-milk and a free muffin. #49 is the deluxe rub-and-tug package.
HANNERS: oooooh.... either way run home and grab my meds before I detonate. Hurry.
CLAIRE: What is #69 then?

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #6 on:** 20 Jan 2013, 17:41 »

Hanners: *in strained pained voice* Marten, why are you talking to air?
Marten: Wait, i'm not talking to air, thats Claire!!
Claire: Did she take her meds today?

jwhouk · « **Reply #7 on:** 20 Jan 2013, 18:34 »

Marten: "Did you take your meds today?"
Hannelore: "Did YOU take your meds today?"
Claire: "Did you take your MEDS today?"

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #8 on:** 20 Jan 2013, 18:39 »

Hannelore: "If someone asks me about my meds one more time. . . "
Marten: "Well, there goes that conversation then."
Claire: "Annnnd I just saw an orb crap a burrito. Can I have them if you're not taking them?"

Kugai · « **Reply #9 on:** 20 Jan 2013, 18:42 »

Claire: (small voice) "Waffles."

Hannelore: "Waffles??"

Marten: "Waffles!!"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #10 on:** 20 Jan 2013, 20:27 »

Marten: The little hats again?
Hanners: Yes.. yes ze little hats... you see the LITTLE HATS yes?
Claire: what

Bluesummers · « **Reply #11 on:** 20 Jan 2013, 21:48 »

HANNERS: And that's when I found I was pregnant. Isn't that greeeat!?
MARTIN: Claire, go get the special net. We've got a promiscuous rogue A.I. on the loose.
CLAIRE: Wait, what?

Soulsynger · « **Reply #12 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 00:06 »

Quote from: Kugai on 20 Jan 2013, 18:42

Claire: (small voice) "Waffles."
Hannelore: "Waffles??"
Marten: "Waffles!!"

Kugai, pleeeease

Marten: "Waffles."
Hanners: "Spathe Ham!"
Claire: "Banana Smoothie!"
Emily (off screen): "HEY!"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #13 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 03:58 »

Hanners: "I'm all right, aren't I? Everything is all right?"
Claire: "Look at her eyes! What's her problem? Is she on drugs?"
Marten: "I think that's the exact opposite of her problem."

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 04:26 »

MARTEN: That will be one large Latte for Claire, one double espresso for me and one Banana Smoothie. Oh, and make that last one special, please.
CLAIRE: "Special"?
HANNERS: Faye taught me! I'll mix in some Jalapeno peppers and this little pill with a dolphin on it. Nice dolphin!

Akima · « **Reply #15 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 04:53 »

Hanners: "My tanning lotion has set; I can't move!"
Marten: "Actually, I think you're pupating! What's going to happen?"
Claire: "Something wonderful!"

miados · « **Reply #16 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 13:52 »

Marten: Hannelore are you ok?
Hannelore: of course. i have just finished the inventory. we have exactly three hundred and seventy three thousand five hundred and twelve coffee beans. I am now counting how many grounds are in a selection of beans in order to figure out how many grounds we have with the beans we have.
Claire: 0_o

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #17 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 14:10 »

HANNERS: They're trying to ship you two, again.
MARTEN: Ok, when we get back I want you to contact Fed Ex and get a quote on the biggest box you can, overnight-ed to the farthest point on the globe from here.
CLAIRE: Right...

DSL · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 15:22 »

HANNELORE: "Aw! Claire thinks I'm pretty!"
MARTEN: "No stalking her, Claire. Remember, we had your brother duct-taped to that chair right over there and we were threatening him with that broadsword."
CLAIRE: "You bastards! You didn't call me and let me watch?"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #19 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 17:22 »

HANNERS: That Flattr button is really really getting on my nerves. HOW CAN I READ ALL THE POSTS if I can't click the link...
MARTEN: Claire, get the webhost on the phone and tell them to adjust the spacing while I fetch her meds.
CLAIRE: Why do I have to work while you play drug-mule?!

Kugai · « **Reply #20 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 20:28 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 21 Jan 2013, 00:06

Quote from: Kugai on 20 Jan 2013, 18:42
Claire: (small voice) "Waffles."
Hannelore: "Waffles??"
Marten: "Waffles!!"
Kugai, pleeeease

Marten: "Waffles."
Hanners: "Spathe Ham!"
Claire: "Banana Smoothie!"
Emily (off screen): "HEY!"

Muffin Muffin Muffin.

Bluesummers · « **Reply #21 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 20:39 »

Village elders, please correct my actions if needed, but:

ROUND 2:

(Amended yet again because I didn't want to throw MDBS under the bus. Eeesh.)

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #22 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 20:46 »

I usually leave the first image up by itself until Wednesday to make sure everyone has a decent chance at captioning. I lack the moderating power to take down your image but in the future it's better to ask first.

Bluesummers · « **Reply #23 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 21:05 »

Duly noted and ~~amended~~ unchanged for now. People have already started captioning...if a mod wants to clean up the enormous mess I've made of things, they are free to do so. Sorry for stepping on your toes. >.<

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #24 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 21:05 »

CLAIRE: WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN huhbublblblbbluuuughhhhh
MARTEN: Eh, you get used to it.

Bluesummers · « **Reply #25 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 21:08 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 21 Jan 2013, 21:05

CLAIRE: WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN huhbublblblbbluuuughhhhh
MARTEN: Eh, you get used to it.

~~Aww snap, I just pulled the rug out from under your feet...sorry, man. Don't worry, it'll be back. ^_^;;~~

And amended yet again...oy vey.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #26 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 21:53 »

Claire: "Ohmigod ohmigod I got my dandruff all over you!"
Marten, brushing: "It's no big deal."

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #27 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 22:40 »

Claire: "HOLY CRAP, WHAT'D YOU DO TO THAT MONK!?"

Marten: "Jeez, that's actually alot harder without a pan."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #28 on:** 21 Jan 2013, 23:22 »

Claire: "Oh my god! It won't go away! It's been more than FOUR hours!!"
Marten: "I see Sven has been practicing."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #29 on:** 22 Jan 2013, 00:48 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 20 Jan 2013, 14:07

We're gettin pretty dang close to a certain 3-digit number...

Until then, FIRST IMAGE:

HANNERS: So confused.... which image am I supposed to caption... must caption them all...
CLAIRE: I swear to god if this is the lead-in for another "fetch 'er meds" bit...
MARTEN: No no that was so Monday, now we're making fun of you for awhile.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #30 on:** 22 Jan 2013, 01:42 »

Self-referingularity!

Well done.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #31 on:** 22 Jan 2013, 04:53 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 20 Jan 2013, 14:07

We're gettin pretty dang close to a certain 3-digit number...

Until then, FIRST IMAGE:

Hanners: "So, we were talking last night and ..."

Marten: "Absolutely not! Besides, Claire still owes Cossette $20."

Claire: "I thought the first taste was free!"

Quote from: Bluesummers on 21 Jan 2013, 20:39

Village elders, please correct my actions if needed, but:

ROUND 2:

(Amended yet again because I didn't want to throw MDBS under the bus. Eeesh.)

Claire: "OMG! What have I done?!?"

Marten: "Look, if you budget properly you should still be able to afford the payments to Cossette and do everything else."

Spiff · « **Reply #32 on:** 22 Jan 2013, 05:11 »

Second picture

Claire: "I'm terribly sorry!"

Marten: "Don't worry. You'll get used to Faye's coffee."

K1dmor · « **Reply #33 on:** 22 Jan 2013, 08:46 »

Claire: "I'm sorry, i didn't want to be so rough last night" .
Marten: "It's okay, but my shoulder still hurts a little bit".

Just use your imagination (?).

Akima · « **Reply #34 on:** 22 Jan 2013, 12:43 »

Um, OK... Claire was demonstrating aikido techniques using Marten as uke. He got hurt because he is a guitarist and the technique is different.

I did that with the power of imagination!

Redball · « **Reply #35 on:** 22 Jan 2013, 12:58 »

Akima, I'd say "Illustrate it or it didn't happen," but I like it too much. Even if I had to Google.

Akima · « **Reply #36 on:** 22 Jan 2013, 13:30 »

I have long wanted to draw Marten playing the ukulele because he is so much the uke of QC, but I have never take the time to master drawing. Possibly this posting should be in the Confessions thread, because it takes a weird mind to make visual puns like that...

miados · « **Reply #37 on:** 22 Jan 2013, 16:07 »

panel 2

Marten: Geeze my shoulder hurts. I hate getting blue balled so bad it hits my shoulder when hard

Claire: (random embarassed noises)

Thrudd · « **Reply #38 on:** 22 Jan 2013, 17:24 »

Claire: "OMG! What have I done?!?"

Marten: "If it's any consolation, She barely bruised me with that reflex punch."

[use your imaginations on what and to who]

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #39 on:** 22 Jan 2013, 17:42 »

Hanners: Marten likes puns! He thinks they're punny!
Marten: Actually, I just like to see that expectant look on your face when you just made a bad joke.
Claire: What face?

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #40 on:** 22 Jan 2013, 23:28 »

2nd panel:
CLAIRE: M hayfever is terrible today! ATCHOOO!
MARTEN: Wow, that one was loud enough to dislocate my shoulder.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #41 on:** 24 Jan 2013, 06:36 »

I guess we've technically already had two images this week but whatever:

cesium133 · « **Reply #42 on:** 24 Jan 2013, 06:48 »

Harriet: Harriet. My name is Harriet.
Randy: I'm sorry, but your birth certificate says your name is Sweet-Tits, and we bandicoots are sticklers for paperwork.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #43 on:** 24 Jan 2013, 07:35 »

Harriet: "What are you doing?"
Randy: "Dancing on a cloud!"

WAYF · « **Reply #44 on:** 24 Jan 2013, 15:10 »

Harriet: You are such a butt-face, Randy...

Randy: What are you talking about? I'm a bandicoot! I have a bandicoot's face! How you could associate a bandicoot's face with a butt is completely beyond me!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #45 on:** 24 Jan 2013, 15:51 »

Harriet: "Was that you?"
Randy: "No, that smells like one of Shebly's"
Butt painting on the wall: "Excuse me."

Bluesummers · « **Reply #46 on:** 25 Jan 2013, 19:10 »

Harriet: "How do you even float without wings?"
Randy: "Hope is lighter than air, and tastier too!"

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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