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Blog Thread 4; Live Free or Blog Hard - 'cos we all like blogging

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lepetitfromage:
Woooohoo! Go Kat! That's awesome  :-D

Is it cold in here?:
Yay!

Loki:
So I was sitting at a rather lonely bus stop a few minutes ago, browsing my phone. Two guys sat down next to me, and the one closer to me chatted me up, and the following exchange happened:

Guy1: Hey, what kind of phone is this?
Loki: Uh. Dunno *puts phone away in case they are going to yank it from me or something*
G1: It is a Samsung?
L: Yeah.
G1: What kind?
L: Dunno.
G1: Is it an iPhone 6?
L: No?
G1: Do you want an iPhone 6?
L: *shakes head* Nope, sorry. Don't want one.
G2: We can also get you two or three.
G1: Yeah, want two or three of them?
L: *amused at this point* Dude, I don't want even one. What am I gonna do with three of them?
G1: Huh. So, do you smoke weed?
L: *shakes head, seeing where this is going*
G1: Got any friends who smoke?
L: ...yeah.
G1: I am asking because I have got weed.
L: Thought so.
G1: You looking to buy?
L: Nope. (I explain at length why not.)
G2: Coke?
G1: Coke maybe?
L: Nuh.
G1: *some slang I don't understand*
L: Huh?
G1: *confused for a moment* Extasy.
L: No. Look, dude, you are wasting your time.
G2: Women maybe?
G1: Yeah, I can get you some women.
L: *intrigued* How'd that work?
G1: You pick one, then, uh *gets slightly uncomfortable* you fuck them and I get 100 bucks from you. *goes on to explain the women are beautiful etc*
L: How do I pick them? Pictures or what?
G2: We can do pictures, we can do in person.
L: Heh. Nope, sorry.
G1 has to take a phone call or something, the bus I am waiting for conveniently arrives at this moment, I say my farewell and get on the bus.

I am still really confused by this encounter.

cesium133:
Sounds like a cop who is really bad at his job.

Loki:
Tbh, to me it looked like guy 2 was showing guy 1 the ropes.

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