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Blog Thread 4; Live Free or Blog Hard - 'cos we all like blogging

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Aziraphale:
Sounds like undercover cops. Especially when they act like that. I scared the living shit out of somebody one night who tried -- repeatedly -- to sell me drugs. At a bus stop. Would. Not. Take. No. For. An. Answer.

Finally I'd had enough. There were about a dozen people around. I'm usually very quiet. Wasn't this time. "LISTEN. For the LAST fucking time. I do not USE drugs, I will not BUY drugs, and if I was going to buy them, I would not buy them from a fucking cop.

I don't know if he was a cop or not, but he literally ran away. I saw him a couple times after that and he kept his distance (once or twice I saw him cross the street if he saw me coming), which was fine by me since about all I ask from most people is that they just leave me in peace.

Welu:
My brother told me about one time in a nightclub, a guy came up to him and asked he wanted "stuff" and my brother reacted the exact same I would: With utter naive bewilderment. Eventually the guy realised my brother had genuinely no idea what was going on and went, "You know, coke, you want some cocaine?" and my brother's response, "OOOOOHH.... No, thank you."

Lines:
Do drug dealers actually do that? Is that why cops imitate that? Because that seems really stupid.

cesium133:

--- Quote from: Welu on 21 Feb 2015, 13:30 ---My brother told me about one time in a nightclub, a guy came up to him and asked he wanted "stuff" and my brother reacted the exact same I would: With utter naive bewilderment. Eventually the guy realised my brother had genuinely no idea what was going on and went, "You know, coke, you want some cocaine?" and my brother's response, "OOOOOHH.... No, thank you."

--- End quote ---
That reminds me of a phone call I got one night...

Me (just woken up by my phone at 2 AM): Hello?
Caller: This is Irish. I have the stuff.
Me: Who?
Caller: Irish.
Me (still mostly asleep): Who?
Caller: Irish.
Me: I think you have the wrong number.
*click*

explicit:
So I figured I'd go for a unplanned workout yesterday just because. So I'm thinking, "great, I did something healthy, I don't have to worry about my health much for a little while". I then immediately followed that up by downing a 750 of 90 proof whiskey. Mistakes were made.

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