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WCDT: 2372-2376 (28 January - 1 February 2013) Weekly Comic Discussion Thread

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jwhouk:
Quick!

DSL:
Q: "Have you ever drawn a big fat salary?"
A: "No, but I once sketched a skinny tomatah!"

Barmymoo:
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "have you got any grapes?".
"No," says the barman, looking puzzled.
The duck walks out.

The next day the same duck walks into the same bar and asks the barman "have you got any grapes?".
"No," says the barman, looking annoyed.
The duck walks out.

The day after, the selfsame duck walks into the selfsame bar and asks the barman "have you got any grapes?".
"No," says the barman, looking angry, "and if you come in here one more time asking about grapes I'll nail your flippers to the floor!"
The duck walks out.

The fourth day the duck goes back to the bar and asks the barman "have you got any nails?".
"No," says the barman.
"Have you got any grapes?"

DSL:
A certain amphibian needs money, goes to the bank to borrow some. Is shown in to see the loan officer, one Patricia Wack.

"Do you have any collateral?" she asks?

"All I have," said the frog, "is this little doohickey, this thimajig, that's been sitting on my curio shelf for years."

"I don't know," she said. "What does it do? Is it of any value as collateral?"

"It does nothing," said the amphibian, hopping up and down. "But it is of immense value to me. It was given to me by my father. Perhaps you have heard of him. His name is Mick Jagger."

"Now I really don't know," said the loan officer. "Perhaps I should bring this to the attention of our branch manager. Here she is. Ma'am, this amphibious creature wishes to borrow money, and can offer as collateral only this ... this ... well, I don't know what it is."

The manager examines the object and says:

"It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Redball:
Geez, DSL, you're old!

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