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WCDT: 2372-2376 (28 January - 1 February 2013) Weekly Comic Discussion Thread

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MillionDollar Belt Sander:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who manufactured a line of plastic bucket
The equipment was old
And so were the molds
One day he closed down and said "fuck it."

He sold out to a lass named Irene
Who was an expert of plastic-molding-machines
They developed a glitch
She turned into a bitch 
Spare parts were few and far between.

So she hired a man named Bob.
Fixing broken things was his job...
He said with a frown
As the factory burned down
"All I did was turn this here knob!"

Method of Madness:
Irene then did say with much stress
As she looked at the burning mess
With all that I spent
Bob had no talents to rent
Why didn't I just hire Jess?

DrBear:
Two men walk into a bar. They both suffered concussions.

MillionDollar Belt Sander:

--- Quote from: Method of Madness on 27 Jan 2013, 10:13 ---Irene then did say with much stress
As she looked at the burning mess
With all that I spent
Bob had no talents to rent
Why didn't I just hire Jess?

--- End quote ---

Arrived did the one they call Jess
Who's gender was anyone's guess
With a swish of the pen
Reconstruction begins
This time the windows all face west.

Method of Madness:
(Wait, Jess can be a dude's name? I've only heard it as short for Jessica)

So then Irene sat with her pet
A dog given to her by her vet
Jessica's work was done
Her work second to none
A building perfect for viewing sunsets

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