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QC Captions Vol. 99
DSL:
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--- Quote from: DSL on 31 Jan 2013, 02:35 ---EMILY: "Two hundred and fifty-eight thousand, seven hundred and fifty-six; two hundred and fifty-eight thousand, seven hundred and fifty-seven; two hundred and fifty-eight thousand, seven hundred and fifty-eight ... "
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CLAIRE: "Emily, I don't think you're going to be able to compete with Hanners... she's got the whole counting business wrapped up."
MARTEN: "It's not Hanners you need to worry about, it's her mom. She viciously defends her daughter's turf. Stop counting! THE STACKS MAY BE LISTENING
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Now you've got me wondering how Hanners would handle being "it." She would likely develop a search algorithm that crosses the greatest number of points in the shortest possible path, customized for the room plan, and simply walk those paths until she found a player. The question is whether she would be able to physically tag someone to make them "it." Disposable latex gloves, maybe.
Skewbrow:
--- Quote from: DSL on 31 Jan 2013, 02:35 ---EMILY: "Two hundred and fifty-eight thousand, seven hundred and fifty-six; two hundred and fifty-eight thousand, seven hundred and fifty-seven; two hundred and fifty-eight thousand, seven hundred and fifty-eight ... "
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MARTEN: "What's she doing?"
CLAIRE: "She's been counting cat gifs ever since I pointed out that according to chaos theory a single muskrat swim stroke is equally likely to cause a storm as a butterfly flapping its wings. Help her snap out of it!"
DSL:
MARTEN: "(sigh) Just tell her it's one million, seven hundred seventy-six thousand, five hundred and sixty-one."
CLAIRE: "Well, if you wouldn't feed 'em, they'd stop breeding."
PintsizeForPresident:
EMILY: pi, e, phi, sqrt(2), ...
MARTEN: Is Emily still counting?
CLAIRE: Please help her! She's counting the uncountable.
Note: The set of real numbers has so many more numbers than the set of integers that mathematicians call it an "uncountable set".
Is it cold in here?:
I wonder how Hannelore reacted when she found out about that.
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