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QC Captions Vol. 99
Skewbrow:
I'm sure that Station or Science Daddy managed to appease her, and gave her the tools to deal with uncountable sets. It's not that difficult (for the most part).
Is it cold in here?:
Emily: "My friends (sob) ... My poor misunderstood friends ..."
Marten: "What happened?!"
Claire: "I don't know! I just mentioned a study on Colony Collapse Disorder."
Skewbrow:
--- Quote from: Einstein ---If the bees go the humans have four years.
--- End quote ---
Just two weeks ago I read a new novel by one of my favorite sci-fi authors. CCD was a central theme there. The protagonist was a bee keeper who lost two of his hives. He found out that the bees were simply fed up with the stress from all "piss poor bee keeping", and decided to hit it and cross over to a parallel universe. He figured out that if you keep the dead queen on your person, you could follow them...
Bluesummers:
--- Quote from: Skewbrow on 01 Feb 2013, 13:57 ---He found out that the bees were simply fed up with the stress from all "piss poor bee keeping"
--- End quote ---
My wife worked with a beekeeper who said just that. Reporters came to him regarding the recent "wave of CCD" a few years back and asked how he was coping after all his bees had disappeared. His reponse was quite amusing. "What do you mean, all my bees? They're doing just fine, thanks. There's really no such thing as Colony Collapse Disorder, it's just bad beekeeping. That's why my honey always sells."
Carl-E:
I wish the same could be said for the bats. You realize we're going to be overpowered by insects over the next few years, right?
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