Get me to rap about shit

[Thrillho]

So I recently bullied a friend of mine who plays a uke into doing a shitty rap battle with me, which I posted in the 'your own music' thread.

[soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/gareth-hughes-13/ukulele-kris-gentleman-diss[/soundcloud]

Many years ago, we had a rap tournament on this forum (which I won by the way) and I tried to start another one on here recently and had virtually no uptake.

So instead, cause I'm bored, I am challenging you cunts. Give me shit to rap over, and about. I'm not really fussed what. Just write me a beat, and then either do a verse dissing me, or write a chorus and then leave a few gaps for me to do write raps over. And give me a topic if you want, otherwise you can just leave me to it.

My mic is terrible quality, but it would seem it's clear enough for me to be able to get away with it based on the above, so go nuts, people.

[Bluesummers]

You could rap about how pissed off I get when people are driving too slow in front of me, or are intentionally matching my speed, because they're fuckers. *shrug*