Topic: QC Captions VOL. 100 WOOOOOOOOOT (Read 18453 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 03 Feb 2013, 08:24 »

This is it, everyone; the 100th edition of the QC Caption Game! We've been doing this for nearly two years now which is just insane to think about, but the response has been worth it!

Five panels this week (of course this has to be Super Bowl weekend

); Lets get CRAZY

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pwhodges · « **Reply #1 on:** 03 Feb 2013, 09:30 »

Sven/Asuka: I can bring you so much more happiness than Kaworu!
Marten/Shinji: Oh, Asuka, you really didn't need to change gender to make me happy!

Welu · « **Reply #2 on:** 03 Feb 2013, 09:31 »

I have no caption. I'm just here to YAY!

Carl-E · « **Reply #3 on:** 03 Feb 2013, 11:07 »

Sven-pai: "I'm thinking of having 'the gaze' patented. What do you think?"
Marten-chan: "Iiiii'm feeling a little uncomfortable, here."

DSL · « **Reply #4 on:** 03 Feb 2013, 11:26 »

SVEN: "Marigold's eyeglass prescription does NOT work this way."
MARTEN: "She wishes it worked this way."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #5 on:** 03 Feb 2013, 14:26 »

Quote from: Welu on 03 Feb 2013, 09:31

I have no caption. I'm just here to YAY!

YAY! YELLING!

Marten-Dono: "Our love is a forbidden yaoi stereotype, my love."
Sven-San: "IMPOSSIBRU!"

WAYF · « **Reply #6 on:** 03 Feb 2013, 14:39 »

I'm glad there are four more panels to come, because I just... I ...
There is nothing I can possibly add to that which makes it more funny or more homoerotic.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #7 on:** 03 Feb 2013, 15:55 »

Marten: When I said we should team up, I meant that we could collaborate on some Deathmøle songs but you've transfixed me...
Sven: You couldn't afford my retainer anyway.

techkid · « **Reply #8 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 02:50 »

I was going to have a shot, but everyone's responses LOL'd the funny out of me...

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #9 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 04:29 »

SVEN: Marten, you are the one for me. Let's go to Vegas right now and get married!
MARTEN: I ... I can't ... It's Superbowl Weekend ... Must watch the game!

(Americans and their silly sport events)

*ducks*

Border Reiver · « **Reply #10 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 04:37 »

Quote from: WAYF on 03 Feb 2013, 14:39

I'm glad there are four more panels to come, because I just... I ...
There is nothing I can possibly add to that which makes it more funny or more homoerotic.

This.

DSL · « **Reply #11 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 06:36 »

MARTEN: "I'm really Dora."
SVEN: "Rawr."

pwhodges · « **Reply #12 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 07:02 »

In-universe this time:

Marten: But my singing is awful...
Sven: Just let me massage your jaw and you'll sing like an angel!

Bluesummers · « **Reply #13 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 07:10 »

MARTEN: Aren't we supposed to wait 30 minutes before diving in? This is so scandalous...
SVEN: That's the name of the game, my pet. Muahaha....

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #14 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 07:45 »

hehe. 2ND IMAGE:

pwhodges · « **Reply #15 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 07:51 »

Angus: But I want to be with Hanners...
Marigold: You can't ship Hanners ever, especially not with yourself!

tempest3k · « **Reply #16 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 08:18 »

Angus: When did you borrow Faye's pepper spray?
Marigold: I'm sorry, but you deserved it after slating Magical Love Gentleman!

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 08:38 »

MARIGOLD: "Poor baby! Upset because Faye threw you across the room again?"
ANGUS: "I'm upset because she DIDN'T!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #18 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 09:14 »

Marigold: "Hanners, did you just hit him where I think you hit him?!?!"

Angus: "Yes, she did!"

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #19 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 09:51 »

ANGUS: HNNNNGH!
MARIGOLD: For the last time Angus, no pooping on the couch!

Carl-E · « **Reply #20 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 10:28 »

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 04 Feb 2013, 09:51

ANGUS: HNNNNGH!
MARIGOLD: For the last time Angus, no pooping on the couch!

With Hanner's face, that's a win!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #21 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 10:30 »

Marigold: "It's the first time I've tried cooking! Do you like it? Be honest now."

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #22 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 10:41 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 04 Feb 2013, 10:28

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 04 Feb 2013, 09:51
ANGUS: HNNNNGH!
MARIGOLD: For the last time Angus, no pooping on the couch!

With Hanner's face, that's a win!

Now imagine what she'd look like if Angus had had diarrhea in stead of constipation ...

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #23 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 13:54 »

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 04 Feb 2013, 10:41

Quote from: Carl-E on 04 Feb 2013, 10:28
Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 04 Feb 2013, 09:51
ANGUS: HNNNNGH!
MARIGOLD: For the last time Angus, no pooping on the couch!

With Hanner's face, that's a win!

Now imagine what she'd look like if Angus had had diarrhea in stead of constipation ...

I have been summoned.

ANGUS: *wail of the Damned*
MARIGOLD: What's the matter? Not spicy enough? Too spicy? Stop singing Johnny Cash you're scaring Hanners.

ChaosWolf · « **Reply #24 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 21:06 »

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 04 Feb 2013, 10:41

Now imagine what she'd look like if Angus had had diarrhea in stead of constipation ...

The couch would be dragged out to a vacant lot and burned. Angus would not be allowed to leave the couch while this occurs.

Bluesummers · « **Reply #25 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 23:02 »

MARIGOLD: That was your tampon in the bathroom?
ANGUS: Don't judge me!
HANNERS: "............."

WAYF · « **Reply #26 on:** 04 Feb 2013, 23:43 »

Bluesummers and PforP are winning pretty hard right now.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #27 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 00:03 »

Marigold: "Push! Push! I want to see my babies!"
Angus: "I should never have let you knock me up! Where's that punching intern?"

Soulsynger · « **Reply #28 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 02:05 »

Nice callback IICIH.

Marigold: "Oh my god, are you THAT attached to it?!"
Angus: "Faye said she wouldn't keep it for longer than a day!"
(Hanners: *There is no connection between this and Faye's new coffee stirrer! There is no connection between ...*)

Thrudd · « **Reply #29 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 06:00 »

Marigold: "What do you think of my Doritos flavour entry? I call it Volchan."
Angus: "Who in their right mind would mix wasabi with Scoville's special sauce? "

Hanners: *There is no connection between this and Faye's new coffee maker! There is no connection between ...*

No. I do not know what I am thinking.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #30 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 07:08 »

THIRD IMAGE:

Just to clarify since it's been awhile, this is from Jephs redraw of 258. ENJOY

cesium133 · « **Reply #31 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 07:16 »

Faye: Your mocha is extra-special. I've added the kind of "chocolate" that is obtained when I sneak non-soy milk into Angus' latte.
Vicky: Uhh... sounds wonderful...

jwhouk · « **Reply #32 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 07:18 »

Faye: "Hi, you must be Cristi."

Cristi: "Uh, yeah, it depends on who's asking..."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #33 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 07:22 »

Faye: "Are you originally from Wisconsin?"
Vicky: "Eh. California actually. Why do you ask?"
Faye: "I just hope that you like milk. A lot."

DSL · « **Reply #34 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 07:37 »

FAYE: "Have you been SAVED?"
VICKI: "I've been backed up to an external hard drive in a military version of an 8600 chassis. Does that count?"

DrBear · « **Reply #35 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 08:07 »

Faye: That dark-haired guy over there suggested I give you a Vicki Smoothie.
Vicki: Why do you have that hammer behind your back?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #36 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 08:42 »

"You dropped some ice cream on your sweater! May I lick it off?"
"Get away from me."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #37 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 09:47 »

Faye: FRIEEEEEEENNNNNDS?
Vicky: <runs away>

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #38 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 10:09 »

FAYE: My name is Faye Whitaker, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
VICKI: Cute, can you quote any other works of literature?

DSL · « **Reply #39 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 11:21 »

FAYE: "Nice coffee ya got there. Shame if anything ... happened to it."
VICKI: "Dinsdale?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #40 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 11:35 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 05 Feb 2013, 09:47

Faye: FRIEEEEEEENNNNNDS?
Vicky: <runs away>

Wonderful!

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #41 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 12:08 »

FAYE: "Nice coffee ya got there. Shame if anything ... happened to it." *swells up, explodes*

Akima · « **Reply #42 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 13:18 »

Faye: "Are you Born Again?"
Vicki: "Isn't everyone?"

K1dmor · « **Reply #43 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 16:27 »

Faye: "Come on, you fool no one with that wig...Sara"
Vicky: "I-i have no idea what you're talking about"

Bluesummers · « **Reply #44 on:** 05 Feb 2013, 20:51 »

Quote from: DrBear on 05 Feb 2013, 08:07

Faye: That dark-haired guy over there suggested I give you a Vicki Smoothie.
Vicki: Why do you have that hammer behind your back?

Bronze to you, for the epic hammerthrow twist!

Quote from: K1dmor on 05 Feb 2013, 16:27

Faye: "Come on, you fool no one with that wig...Sara"
Vicky: "I-i have no idea what you're talking about"

Silver to you, for the Obscure Character Reference!

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 05 Feb 2013, 10:09

FAYE: My name is Faye Whitaker, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
VICKI: Cute, can you quote any other works of literature?

Gold to you, because you know just how to hit below the belt!

WAYF · « **Reply #45 on:** 06 Feb 2013, 03:08 »

You really can't go wrong with Inigo Montoya.

cesium133 · « **Reply #46 on:** 06 Feb 2013, 06:37 »

Quote from: K1dmor on 05 Feb 2013, 16:27

Faye: "Come on, you fool no one with that wig...Sara"
Vicky: "I-i have no idea what you're talking about"

This makes me wonder... has anyone considered that Sara might be Pizza Girl? It would explain her disappearance. She found her superpowers after being exposed to radioactive marinara sauce, realized she needed to become a superheroine, and quit her dead-end job at Coffee of Doom to achieve her destiny.

jwhouk · « **Reply #47 on:** 06 Feb 2013, 07:02 »

Nope. Randy M. got it right - it's actually Hannelore.

FAYE: "Well, well, haven't seen YOU here in a long time."
VICKY: "Figured it'd be safe now since spineless boy broke up with your boss."

(Next frame: SPLOOSH)

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #48 on:** 06 Feb 2013, 07:47 »

Well she is now, of course, but Penelope Gaines was actually the original PG, long before we met Marten and Pintsize. But she was never the girl we know as Penelope, who is in fact a depowered clone of the original PG; created after an accident with a radioactive pizza oven and a lump of Calzonite left PG's uniform fused to her skin and impossible to remove, making her secret identity impossible to maintain. Our Penelope was decanted with a full set of memories of the civilian life of PG and so she truly believes she is Penelope Gaines and has no idea that she has anything to do with Pizza Girl, beyond a vague resemblance. Of course, since the original PG was killed and Hannelore took over, she really is just Penelope.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #49 on:** 06 Feb 2013, 08:19 »

I think there's a whole seperate thread somewhere about Pizza Girls murky origins. So before we get too derailed...FOURTH IMAGE:

Also, I think this is Wils first appearance in the Caption Game!

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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