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QC Captions Vol. 103
« on: 24 Feb 2013, 10:33 »

Good afternoon, everyone. I hope we all have a nice week. Here is first image:



enjoy.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #1 on: 24 Feb 2013, 10:45 »

Marten: Huh. There is a bug in my tie.
Hanners (disguised as Claire): BURN IT NOW!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #2 on: 24 Feb 2013, 11:35 »

Marten:  This is topologically impossible.
Claire:  Tough, deal with it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #3 on: 24 Feb 2013, 12:02 »

Marten:  Butts?!
Claire:  BUTTS!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #4 on: 24 Feb 2013, 12:17 »

Marten: "Wait, did you just tie that with your tongue?"
Claire: "N-NO!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #5 on: 24 Feb 2013, 12:27 »

Marten: "Cool!"
Claire: "You are NOT going to humiliate me by going out like that!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #6 on: 24 Feb 2013, 12:54 »

 Marten: "Would you mind helping me with my zipper too?"
 Claire: "Not Again!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #7 on: 24 Feb 2013, 14:40 »

Marten: "Ummm, I think it's coming to life..."

Claire: "Look, I brushed it twice, it's not my fault my hair has a mind of its own!" 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #8 on: 24 Feb 2013, 14:42 »

Marten:  This tie looks very strange.
Claire:  It's the humidity. 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #9 on: 24 Feb 2013, 15:34 »

Marten: That's how I woulda done it..
Claire: Gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee..
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #10 on: 24 Feb 2013, 15:37 »

Marten: "Wait, did you just tie that with your tongue?"
Claire: "N-NO!!"

Does that make Claire...
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...tongue-tied?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #11 on: 24 Feb 2013, 16:02 »

[C:/rimshot.mp3]
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #12 on: 24 Feb 2013, 16:13 »

No, it's:
[C:/MP3s/The Who-Wont Get Fooled Again.mp3]
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #13 on: 24 Feb 2013, 23:21 »

Marten: "Is my tie supposed to resemble a Thompson SMG?"
Claire: "This is war, boy!"

Or:
Claire: "There are many others like it, but this one is mine!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #14 on: 25 Feb 2013, 02:36 »

Marten: "I was with you up to the... uh, how do you untie this again?"
Claire: "Freakin' SCISSORS!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #15 on: 25 Feb 2013, 04:49 »

MARTEN: Wait, how did this happen before I woke up?
CLAIRE: I sleep-tie, deal with it!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #16 on: 25 Feb 2013, 05:06 »

CLAIRE: Get that thing away from me, it tried to strangle me!
MARTEN: God damnit, Hanners must have given me one of those nine-dimensional hyperties for Christmas.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #17 on: 25 Feb 2013, 05:20 »

Marten:  "Honey.."

Claire:  "It's been 5 years already, learn to tie a tie already!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #18 on: 25 Feb 2013, 10:05 »

Oh, I think we found a winner...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #19 on: 25 Feb 2013, 11:03 »

Oh, I think we found a winner...

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #20 on: 25 Feb 2013, 12:29 »

*Applauds.*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #21 on: 25 Feb 2013, 12:38 »

Although I'd suggest that it should be "It's been five years already! LEARN TO TIE A #$!$!@$! TIE!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #22 on: 25 Feb 2013, 16:35 »

Marten: "Maybe I should ask Mom if there is a secret tie knot code."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #23 on: 25 Feb 2013, 23:54 »

Marten(reading): "help help I'm being held hostage in a tie factory in Northern California..."
Claire: "dammitt! I thought I was done with that place"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #24 on: 26 Feb 2013, 04:24 »

Although I'd suggest that it should be "It's been five years already! LEARN TO TIE A #$!$!@$! TIE!"

I think that makes it work better.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #25 on: 26 Feb 2013, 04:54 »

There's just much less "already" in that version. Thumbs up.
(although there's much more profanity)

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Hey! Post No. 777. *gets drunk and kicks trashcans around while wearing a screwed up tie*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #26 on: 26 Feb 2013, 06:16 »

No. In case you haven't noticed, jwhouk does not use profanities. Some other regulars OTOH.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #27 on: 26 Feb 2013, 12:55 »

No. In case you haven't noticed, jwhouk does not use profanities. Some other regulars OTOH.

I think #$!$!@$! counts as profanity.  Best part is, it's left to your own fucking imagination. 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #28 on: 26 Feb 2013, 13:26 »

learn to tie a tie already!

At least he already knows how to tie a Tai.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #29 on: 26 Feb 2013, 14:07 »

Where's the pun jar?
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« Reply #30 on: 26 Feb 2013, 14:21 »

Where's the pun jar?

It's knot over here.
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« Reply #31 on: 26 Feb 2013, 15:00 »

(Sigh)

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #32 on: 26 Feb 2013, 15:17 »

...I guess I can leave the pun foul .gifs out of it, cause this IS a thread to make really good/awful jokes in.

But Arancaytar, that was terrible. And brilliant. But mostly terrible. :D
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« Reply #33 on: 26 Feb 2013, 18:23 »

...I guess I can leave the pun foul .gifs out of it, cause this IS a thread to make really good/awful jokes in.

But Arancaytar, that was terrible. And brilliant. But mostly terrible. :D

In other words, I wish I'd thought of it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #34 on: 26 Feb 2013, 19:02 »

Pintsize would be proud.
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« Reply #35 on: 26 Feb 2013, 21:17 »

(Sigh)

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Topological.  That might help you find some...

Also, not many of them have names.  There's the trefoil, the figure eight, torus knots of various twists, slice knots, ribbon knots, chiral and amphichiral knots, and the un-knot (an untangled circle). 

Rather than names, there are a few numbering systems - the most common uses the number of crossings and an index, such as in the table below;



These are all (unique, up to reflection) knots of 9 crossings or less.  31, 51, 71 and 91 are all torus knots as is 818 because they could be drawn on the surface of a donut (a torus). 

My research was into slice knots, but explaining that takes the 4th dimension...
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« Reply #36 on: 26 Feb 2013, 21:22 »

That's knot funny.
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« Reply #37 on: 26 Feb 2013, 21:38 »

Kept me in stiches...
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« Reply #38 on: 26 Feb 2013, 22:17 »

(Sigh)

*Rummages around in Wikipedia, looking for topicological knot names.*

Don't tempt Carl-E, he's a topologist. Keeping up with the Jones' polynomial.



Too late.
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« Reply #39 on: 27 Feb 2013, 01:46 »

Judge knot.
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« Reply #40 on: 27 Feb 2013, 02:42 »

Ah well, waste knot, want knot, y'know?
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« Reply #41 on: 27 Feb 2013, 03:52 »

Marten: "I'm trying to tie a common thread between what's going on here, and the forum-goers."
Claire: "KNOT MORE PUNS!?"

*Gets novelty tie clip ready for pun jar*
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« Reply #42 on: 27 Feb 2013, 06:50 »

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Topological.  That might help you find some...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #43 on: 27 Feb 2013, 10:03 »

Yup I do believe it's time to restore order:



There we go
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« Reply #44 on: 27 Feb 2013, 10:30 »

AUNT JANE: "Anything you can do I can do better ..."
VERONICA: "I can do anything better than you!"
AUNT JANE: "No you can't!"
VERONICA: "Yes I can!"
etc.

OR

AUNT JANE: "Eleven a.m. and you're not at the bar? Or did you drink all their Scotch last night?"
VERONICA: "Look who's talking. You've forgotten you're not even holding a glass."

OK OK ... OR

AUNT JANE: "Is that Chekhov's shotgun on top of your head?"
VERONICA: "Well, it's my head cannon and you should respect that."
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« Reply #45 on: 27 Feb 2013, 10:42 »

Jane: "Could you move that speech bubble?  I can't get a clear shot of your cleavage." 

VV: "I could, if you weren't so short."
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« Reply #46 on: 27 Feb 2013, 12:25 »


AUNT JANE: "Is that Chekhov's shotgun on top of your head?"
VERONICA: "Well, it's my head cannon and you should respect that."

Thread, over. 

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« Reply #47 on: 27 Feb 2013, 13:58 »

Aunt Jane: "Sooooo... is your son into..."
Veronica: "Not happenin', sweety."

Or

Aunt Jane: "So, you DO know I'm just Faye in disguise, right?"
Dora: "Oh please. Why do you think I was grabbin' your ass earlier? I'd recognize that waggon in a trailerpark with my eyes closed."
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« Reply #48 on: 27 Feb 2013, 14:10 »

An an infield fly ball through the goalposts and into the net from Soulsynger ...
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