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jwhouk

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #50 on: 27 Feb 2013, 17:33 »
Jane: "Strangest thing. I ran into this National Geographic photographer from Massachusetts who's a big fan of your work."
Veronica: "That's nothing. He's got a son who's won three CMA awards for songwriter of the year. And his daughter used to boink my son."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #51 on: 27 Feb 2013, 17:37 »
Another winner! 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #52 on: 27 Feb 2013, 18:32 »
Aunt Jane: "That's a cute looking boy over there with the redhead".
Veronica: "Yes, and he's really well endowed, at least that's what the delivery room nurse said".
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #53 on: 27 Feb 2013, 19:19 »
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 27 Feb 2013, 10:03
Yup I do believe it's time to restore order:



There we go

Aunt Jane: So yeah, I got that one toy, the one codenamed "The Purple One."  Dear God I never thought I'd never find a toy that could do-
Veronica: You'll have to tell me later when the panel's not on us.  This comic does try to maintain a semblance of being family-friendly.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #54 on: 28 Feb 2013, 04:24 »
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 27 Feb 2013, 10:03
Yup I do believe it's time to restore order:



There we go

Aunt Jane:  "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Veronica:  "I'm not sure if Marty and his date are ready for the home movies yet."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #55 on: 28 Feb 2013, 05:55 »
NARF!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #56 on: 01 Mar 2013, 09:37 »
Aunt Jane: "Do you think your boy knows that his date is trans?"
Veronica: "Jane, you ignorant slut. Of course he doesn't. He's far too square."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #57 on: 01 Mar 2013, 11:11 »
I was wondering who'd make the first SNL reference.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #58 on: 01 Mar 2013, 18:28 »
JANE: "Today's episode has been brought to you by the letters 'Q' and 'C' ..."
VERONICA: "And by the number 2391."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #59 on: 02 Mar 2013, 15:17 »
Twisted, I like that! 

Oh, wait...

Jane: "Twisted, I like that!" 
Veronica: "I thought you would..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #60 on: 02 Mar 2013, 18:49 »
Quote from: Carl-E on 02 Mar 2013, 15:17
Twisted, I like that! 

Oh, wait...

Jane: "Twisted, I like that!" 
Veronica: "I thought you would..."

JANE: "Meta!"
VERONICA: "Met a what?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #61 on: 02 Mar 2013, 20:03 »
JANE: "Well, Who's on first, What's on second..."
VERONICA: "...And I Don't Know is on third. Nice try, dear."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #62 on: 02 Mar 2013, 20:36 »
JANE:  I just had a thought -- given that you busted out that you're lonely and I've clearly known you forever in a rather intimate way--
VERONICA:   Nah, too obvious -- Jeph wouldn't do that.   Also:  No shipping.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #63 on: 03 Mar 2013, 08:52 »
Quote from: jwhouk on 02 Mar 2013, 20:03
JANE: "Well, Who's on first, What's on second..."
VERONICA: "...And I Don't Know is on third. Nice try, dear."

JANE: "Well, you've gotten to third base with so many people, I'm not surprised you don't know."
VERONICA: "And you're just stranded on second, dear. By the way, need new batteries for your 'what'?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 103
« Reply #64 on: 03 Mar 2013, 13:01 »
Nice  :-D
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