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QC Captions Vol. 105

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Soulsynger:
Marten: "I can't believe you tricked me into my own wedding!"
Maurice: "Oh, come on, you two were only broken up for what, two years maybe?"
Vicky: "Yeah... our timespan is very questionable."

(Man, that last line is weak. But you get the joke, right?)

DSL:

--- Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 10 Mar 2013, 23:23 ---
--- Quote from: jwhouk on 10 Mar 2013, 23:15 ---No fair using Jaegerspeak!

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Blikenlights have been MUCH longer than "jaegerspeak..."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinkenlights

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Is this the same as "Gefraktured German fur gefliegers," as used by Air Force magazine cartoonist Bob Stevens as he drew his fliegenwagens on the offroarenbahnstrasse to the distress of the dummkopf ubbenzie taur watchen aller odder dummkopfs fliegen?

Soulsynger:
Ich glaub, mir wird schlecht.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Marten: "Ach du meine Güte. Von denen hat echt keiner 'ne Ahnung."
Maurice: "Wirklich. Nicht der kleinste vernünftige Satz kommt da raus."
Allen: "Fragwürdige Angelegenheit. Aber hey, für Muttersprachler durchaus witzig."

FunkyTuba:
This totally doesn't match the faces, but here it is:

Ellen: I am fluent in over six million forms of communication including German, Experimental techno, Big House, electroclash, electropop, and in a pinch, Dubstep.
Maurice: Aw, maaan, I was looking forward to some Contemporary Country... <sings> "...your eyes are shining like the bottom of a bottle of beer.."
Marten: I can make a call, I know just the guy.

Thrudd:
ELLEN:  Ahh yes, Mr. Barnard
MAURICE: HALT IHRE EITERNDER GOB, SIE TIT! IHRE ART MACHT MICH KOTZEN! SIE INHALTSLEERE TOFFEE-NOSED ÜBELRIECHENDEN PERVERS!!!
MARTIN: Ja, aber ich kam hier für ein Argument!!
MAURICE: OH! Oh! Es tut mir leid! Das ist Missbrauch!
MARTIN: oh! Oh ich verstehe!
MAURICE: aha! Nein, Sie wollen Raum 12A, nebenan.
MARTIN:  Ach...Tut mir Leid...
MAURICE: gar nicht!
MARTIN: dumme Git.

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