Topic: QC Captions Vol. 106 (Read 12921 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 17 Mar 2013, 11:00 »

Hey folks! New week! FIRST IMAGE:

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 11:04 »

Tai: Faye just sent me a topless photo! Look at how big they are!
Dora: Well, with the right hormones...

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #2 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 11:18 »

(reading the news feed)
T: DAMN IT WHO LEFT EMILY IN CHARGE --
D: All glory to the hypnotits *weird humming sound*

ankhtahr · « **Reply #3 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 11:22 »

Tai: Dora! Veronica Vance asks us to do a probationary shooting!
Dora: Well, then do your very best!

Carl-E · « **Reply #4 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 11:38 »

Quote from: ankhtahr on 17 Mar 2013, 11:22

Tai: Dora! Veronica Vance asks us to do a probationary shooting!
Dora: Well, then do your very worst!

FYP

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #5 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 11:47 »

DORA: So how many hits on Youtube do we have --
TAI: GODDAMN HILARY CLINTON DANCING TO DAFT PUNK IN A BATH-TOWEL BEAT US AGAIN

DSL · « **Reply #6 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 14:06 »

Most excellent callback, Drill Press.

TAI: "These pictures are all dark! I thought I told you to use the flash!"
DORA: "I did! See?"

Loki · « **Reply #7 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 14:18 »

Tai: Damn Red stomped my team into the ground again!!
Dora: Is that bad?

Dora didn't play Pokémon a lot.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #8 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 14:32 »

Quote from: DSL on 17 Mar 2013, 14:06

Most excellent callback, Drill Press.

It's part of my personal head-can(n)on and you should respect that. *nod*

TAI: MY WEED! SMIF SECURITY IS TAKING ALL OF MY WEED!

DORA: Man what a buzzkill. Might as well get dressed then.

cesium133 · « **Reply #9 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 14:36 »

Quote from: Loki on 17 Mar 2013, 14:18

Tai: Damn Red stomped my team into the ground again!!
Dora: Is that bad?

Dora didn't play Pokémon a lot.

Wait, I thought Blue was the rival and Red was the default name of the player...

Loki · « **Reply #10 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 15:15 »

I was talking about the second generation games, where Red

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cesium133 · « **Reply #11 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 15:16 »

Quote from: Loki on 17 Mar 2013, 15:15

I was talking about the second generation games, where Red

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is the most powerful trainer in game, to be beaten on Mt. Silver after you are done with the League.

Ah, okay. The dude with the level 81 Pikachu, not the dude with the level 5 Bulbasaur, then.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #12 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 15:46 »

And the 3 Full Restores and the £^%$^& Charizard!

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #13 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 17:49 »

TAI: GODDAMN IT THEY ARE DISCUSSING POKEMON ON THE FORUM QUICK TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT
DORA: This seems to be your solution to everything...

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #14 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 17:59 »

TAI: THAT BLOOD-JIZZING PISS-STAIN YELLING BIRD JUST PLAYED MOTEHRFUCKING "QUETZAL" FOR 374 FUCKING POINTS IN WORDS WITH FRIENDS!!!!!
DORA: ...leaving now.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #15 on:** 17 Mar 2013, 18:33 »

Tai: "OMG, the zombies in this movie are overrunning the sorority!"
Dora: "There's only one correct response in a movie like that."

WAYF · « **Reply #16 on:** 18 Mar 2013, 00:23 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Mar 2013, 17:49

TAI: GODDAMN IT THEY ARE DISCUSSING POKEMON ON THE FORUM QUICK TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT
DORA: This seems to be your solution to everything...

Tai (thoughts): Oh no, she's onto me!

[previously]

Tai: OH NO I'M LATE FOR WORK, QUICK TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!
*****
Tai: OH NO ONE OF THE PIPES IN THE BATHROOM BURST, QUICK TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!
*****
Tai: OH NO WE'RE ALL OUT OF MILK, QUICK TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!
Dora: Wait... what?

Soulsynger · « **Reply #17 on:** 18 Mar 2013, 01:06 »

Tai: "There has to be a way to sample drums on this thing!"
Dora: "Doraln TR-808 drum&boobs machine to the rescue!"

(A pbj-toast to the first one to find ~~the golden ticket~~ out what's been referenced here and how!

)

K1dmor · « **Reply #18 on:** 18 Mar 2013, 01:31 »

Tai "C-Claire is using Marten as a pillow!"
Dora: "Here, you can use these!".

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #19 on:** 18 Mar 2013, 01:48 »

TAI: *reading tomorow's strip* JEPH YOU MOTHERFUCKER -- IT'S JUST FOUR PANELS OF STEVE EATING CEREAL
DORA: You need to see a doctor, post-coital rage is not normal.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #20 on:** 18 Mar 2013, 04:27 »

Tai: "Dammit! My agent is a moron! I'm in 20% fewer strips next year according to this contract!"

Dora: "I know, I have to be topless in 2 of them."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #21 on:** 18 Mar 2013, 09:14 »

Quote from: K1dmor on 18 Mar 2013, 01:31

Tai "C-Claire is using Marten as a pillow!"
Dora: "Here, you can use these!".

Excellent.

Zebediah · « **Reply #22 on:** 18 Mar 2013, 09:38 »

Tai: "Oh my god! There's a nude deli in New Delhi!"
Dora: "Hey, let's go!"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #23 on:** 18 Mar 2013, 11:10 »

Tai: "Gah! I don't get this. What's the deal with Faye? Her tweets to me are all about lubricants."
Dora: "If you're gonna motorboat Faye, you have to lube a large area. Try me!"

jwhouk · « **Reply #24 on:** 18 Mar 2013, 18:33 »

TAI: "AAAAH! They locked the WCDT!"
DORA: "Oh, I bet I know who's gonna be pissed about that... Boobs?"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #25 on:** 18 Mar 2013, 21:43 »

Tai: "NO! NO STEVE YOU DON'T DO THAT TO CEREAL!"
Dora: "You do realise he's just tipping the bowl to drink the milk? Look, calm down. I have boobs you can play with."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #26 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 08:54 »

hehehe

SECOND PANEL:

wheeee

cesium133 · « **Reply #27 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 09:01 »

Claire: Just think, the forums are going to go crazy over this!
Marten: Yeah, they actually think I would hook up with you... we both know Steve is where it's at!

Zebediah · « **Reply #28 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 09:17 »

Claire: "We must never, ever tell anyone about what we did."
Marten: "What, that we just cuddled? Yeah, let them go nuts wondering."

DSL · « **Reply #29 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 10:19 »

CLAIRE: "Crunchos for breakfast in the morning?"
MARTEN: "Yeah! I hope they're not all gone!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #30 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 11:56 »

Claire: "I loved playing with bubbles when I was a kid!"
Marten: "Yeah, me too."

Loki · « **Reply #31 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 11:59 »

Claire: "I loved playing with bubbles when I was a kid!"
Marten: "Bubbles? They are holes in reality!"

TinPenguin · « **Reply #32 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 13:55 »

Claire: "You're trouble."
Marten: "Haha, no, you're the one wh- oh goddammit"

FOREBODE FOREBODE

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #33 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 14:06 »

Claire: Are you thinking...
Marten: ...what I'm thinking?

*goto last panel*

EDIT: Referenced wrong panel in original. oops

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #34 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 14:10 »

Claire: So do you want to kiss me?
Marten: Only if your hair promises not to get jealous.

Claire: Oh man that was intense.
Marten: Yeah, let's take a moment before the third button.

Claire: I pledge allegiance to the flag...
Marten: Isn't it supposed to be your other hand?

Claire: Confession time: I can't see shit without my glasses.
Marten: Well I guess that means I need to tell you that I'm not wearing pants right now.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #35 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 14:15 »

Claire: Wonder how long Jephzibah will make us avoid talking about the obvious tension between the two of us.
Marten: I dunno, but I sure hope he hurries up, last time took like 500 strips.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #36 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 14:18 »

Claire: "What'cha thinkn' 'bout sweetie?"
Marten: "I just had the wildest dream…"

Carl-E · « **Reply #37 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 14:22 »

Quote from: de_la_Nae on 20 Mar 2013, 14:06

Claire: Are you thinking...
Marten: ...what I'm thinking?

Together: "Yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?"

Followed by ridiculous giggling...

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #38 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 14:25 »

YES
Upvote +5!

DSL · « **Reply #39 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 15:31 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 20 Mar 2013, 14:18

Claire: "What'cha thinkn' 'bout sweetie?"
Marten: "I just had the wildest dream…"

CLAIRE: "Not that one again."

WAYF · « **Reply #40 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 18:44 »

Claire: OH MY GOD, Dora and Tai are in BED together!

Marten: I KNOW! Do you think they're gonna make out or something?!

jwhouk · « **Reply #41 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 18:57 »

CLAIRE: "That was so sweet of your dad!"
MARTEN: "Yeah, and the lady even gave him a two-for-one discount, too!"

(I'll let you figure out what he's referring to....

)

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #42 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 20:07 »

CLAIRE: So that's the alphabet trick, eh.... wow...

MARTEN: Your last name is much easier to spell than Dora's was.

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #43 on:** 20 Mar 2013, 22:32 »

Claire: So what are the stakes again?
Marten: First to blink buys breakfast.

Storel · « **Reply #44 on:** 21 Mar 2013, 17:12 »

Quote from: de_la_Nae on 20 Mar 2013, 14:10

Claire: Oh man that was intense.
Marten: Yeah, let's take a moment before the third button.

Haha, WIN.

Quote from: Carl-E on 20 Mar 2013, 14:22

Quote from: de_la_Nae on 20 Mar 2013, 14:06
Claire: Are you thinking...
Marten: ...what I'm thinking?

Together: "Yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?"

Followed by ridiculous giggling...

Another excellent one!

Claire: Do you wanna know a secret?
Marten: Naw, I'm good. You're so tiddly you've already told me you're trans three times tonight...

Soulsynger · « **Reply #45 on:** 22 Mar 2013, 16:42 »

Claire: "Never gonna give you up."
Marten: "You're horrible."

OR

Claire: "What was it you said you loved the most about my eyes?"
Marten: "When I look really deep into them, I can see my own reflection."

OR

Claire: "MARTEN! Where are you?!"
Marten: "Two inches away from you! You're really blind without your glasses, aren't you?"

OR

Claire: "How's my Pinky Pie?"
Marten: "Well... your package delivering Spike was better."

... I could go on but it gets weird after that.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #46 on:** 22 Mar 2013, 20:48 »

I'm sorry, but once you reference MLP you are firmly in "weird" territory.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #47 on:** 23 Mar 2013, 11:21 »

Already? Damn we're uptight about that in here, aren't we?

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #48 on:** 23 Mar 2013, 11:23 »

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #49 on:** 23 Mar 2013, 13:48 »

I can't speak for everyone else but sorry, yeah not too fond of the ponies over here.

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