Topic: QC Captions Vol. 109 (Read 10779 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 07 Apr 2013, 11:40 »

New week! First image:

Enjoy!

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #1 on:** 07 Apr 2013, 12:01 »

M: They say he was AMAZING! He won three Piston Cups!
T: He did what in his cup?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #2 on:** 07 Apr 2013, 12:56 »

Marten: "Don't look now, but Dora's over there with Bailey".

mtmerrick · « **Reply #3 on:** 07 Apr 2013, 14:34 »

marten: "there's a library spider on momo's head. Should we tell her?"

Tai: "!"

DrBear · « **Reply #4 on:** 07 Apr 2013, 23:12 »

Marten: Don't look now, but Pintsize is copying his butt.
Tai: Cump!

WAYF · « **Reply #5 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 00:09 »

Marten: PSST! I have a suspicion that the library's curtains are drawn.

Tai: No waaayy.

Sidhekin · « **Reply #6 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 00:39 »

Quote from: WAYF on 08 Apr 2013, 00:09

Marten: PSST! I have an inkling that the library's curtains are drawn.

Tai: No waaayy.

Hey, if you're going that way, go all the way.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #7 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 01:23 »

M: "I.... may have found a container of LSD on the floor...."
T: "Draaaaagons......"

techkid · « **Reply #8 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 02:27 »

Marten: "Are you sure you reminded Gabby about the black bin? She's been a while now..."
Tai: "O- ohhh... the black bin..."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #9 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 04:38 »

Marten: "Alright, this is the lowdown on me and Claire ...."

Tai: " "

TinPenguin · « **Reply #10 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 04:49 »

Marten "I got my foreskin pierced..."
Tai: "And you didn't take me with you?!"

DSL · « **Reply #11 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 08:57 »

MARTEN: "The little hatsssss"
TAI: "Yesssssssss"

or

MARTEN: "She misses your body."
TAI: "AAAAAAA!"

or

MARTEN: (pffft)
TAI: "AAAAAAAAAAA!"

Thrudd · « **Reply #12 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 10:26 »

MARTEN: The rooster is in the henhouse... I repeat... The rooster is in the henhouse.

TAI: The waffle is in the toaster!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #13 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 12:41 »

Quote from: TinPenguin on 08 Apr 2013, 04:49

Marten "I got my foreskin pierced..."
Tai: "And you didn't take me with you?!"

this one's going to be hard to top

Zebediah · « **Reply #14 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 12:46 »

Marten: "Don't ask what I'm doing with my left hand."
Tai: "Eeep!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #15 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 18:46 »

Marten: "Girls can have sex with each other too. They lick or rub."

Bluesummers · « **Reply #16 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 21:25 »

MARTEN: "I'm not really a guy...are you into me yet?"
TAI: "...You're just not butch enough..."

cesium133 · « **Reply #17 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 22:08 »

Marten: I joined in with Pintsize and the guitar and it was AWESOME.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #18 on:** 09 Apr 2013, 09:15 »

Marten: "You, me, Emily, Claire, Gabby, that chick who just walked in the door, your office in 5 minutes - the camera's already there."

Tai: "Buh"

Carl-E · « **Reply #19 on:** 09 Apr 2013, 10:54 »

mtmerrick · « **Reply #20 on:** 09 Apr 2013, 16:03 »

yeah, i don't think i could bear Border's

Border Reiver · « **Reply #21 on:** 10 Apr 2013, 04:28 »

Why?

I mean someone has to take the staff photos.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #22 on:** 10 Apr 2013, 05:23 »

Marten: ". . . So yeah, that's Dora's infamous 'Skittle Surprise' . . ."

Tai: "She can cook too?!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #23 on:** 10 Apr 2013, 13:24 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 09 Apr 2013, 09:15

Marten: "You, me, Emily, Claire, Gabby, that chick who just walked in the door, your office in 5 minutes - the camera's already there."
Tai: "Buh"

Later:
<Tai comes in removing her shirt>
Marten: "Uh, Tai I'd like you to meet the new trustee... she wanted to call a staff meeting but the rest of the board couldn't make it in person so we're doing a videoconference"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #24 on:** 10 Apr 2013, 14:35 »

SECOND IMAGE:

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #25 on:** 10 Apr 2013, 14:58 »

Faye: "What are you playing?"
Marten: "Did you know you can sing 'Amazing Grace' to the theme from 'Gilligan's Island'?"

Zebediah · « **Reply #26 on:** 10 Apr 2013, 15:04 »

Faye: "Can you even afford that?"
Marten: "My bank account is now like my love life: painfully empty. Isn't it great?"

Spiff · « **Reply #27 on:** 10 Apr 2013, 15:22 »

Faye: "It's very pretty. What do you call this?"

Marten: "Well, this piece is called 'Lick My Love Pump'."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #28 on:** 10 Apr 2013, 15:59 »

Faye: "What's so special about it?"
Marten: "This one goes to eight! That's, like, two more!"

Zebediah · « **Reply #29 on:** 10 Apr 2013, 16:08 »

Faye: "As long as we're doing Spinal Tap quotes..."
Marten: "Big bottoms! Big bottoms! Talk about mud flaps, Faye's sure got 'em..."

Here lies Marten Reed. He died with a song on his lips and Faye's hands on his throat.

DSL · « **Reply #30 on:** 10 Apr 2013, 16:26 »

FAYE: " ...?"
MARTEN: "I know, right? Who knew Pintsize's new sex toy could play songs, too?"

WAYF · « **Reply #31 on:** 10 Apr 2013, 22:48 »

Faye: Can you at least play "Wish You Were Here" yet?

Marten: Somehow I don't think a guitar that goes DRRRNT would be all that good with Pink Floyd...

OR

Marten: I like my guitars how I like my women.

Faye: ...No strings attached?

Soulsynger · « **Reply #32 on:** 11 Apr 2013, 01:46 »

Quote from: WAYF on 10 Apr 2013, 22:48

Marten: I like my guitars how I like my women.
Faye: ...No strings attached?

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Faye: "I am strangely attracted to you again."
Marten: "Sorry, babe, you've been replaced."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #33 on:** 11 Apr 2013, 02:51 »

Faye: "That smirk on your face..."
Marten: "Just the mental image of you wearing nothing but this G-string."
Guitar: "Djent...Dzurrr...."
Guitar: "Twangggggggg"

DSL · « **Reply #34 on:** 11 Apr 2013, 03:54 »

Extra strings, WAYF. Marten's relationships always come with extra strings.

techkid · « **Reply #35 on:** 11 Apr 2013, 04:14 »

Marten: "Do you think that if I went into town with this, that it will impress the ladies?"
Faye: "If you have to ask, the answer is 'no'."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #36 on:** 11 Apr 2013, 04:39 »

Faye: "Where did you get that?"

Marten: "Stole it off this guy with lots of tats and a bad back."

Spiff · « **Reply #37 on:** 11 Apr 2013, 05:30 »

Marten: "You, know, lots of metal guitarists use a drop D tuning for their instruments. You're playing a low d on your guitar, where can you go frome there?"

Faye: "I don't know."

Marten: "Nowhere, exactly. What we do is if we need that extra...push over the cliff...you know what we do?"

Faye: "Add another string?"

Marten: "Exactly. One lower."

Faye: "Why don't you just use a bass guitar?"

Marten: "Dammit, Faye, now you've ruined the whole joke."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #38 on:** 12 Apr 2013, 02:14 »

Faye: "What's it do?"
Marten: "Shines blue."

(I'm bored.)

WAYF · « **Reply #39 on:** 12 Apr 2013, 20:55 »

In the presence of lawyers, perhaps?

Carl-E · « **Reply #40 on:** 12 Apr 2013, 21:26 »

No, the musician's natural enemy.

Drummers.

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