Topic: Mafia 8 - The Shapers of Life (Read 34343 times)

Method of Madness · « **Reply #150 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 15:18 »

I thought the ducks were all dead (and delicious). Of course the one I missed was the cannibal.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #151 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 15:20 »

Hello Nae

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #152 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 15:21 »

J · « **Reply #153 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 15:23 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 15 Apr 2013, 14:57

*duck pond catches on fire*

we really need to do something about the environmental standards in this town. this industrial runoff is just terrible.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #154 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 15:24 »

*Fireproofs the whole town*

mtmerrick · « **Reply #155 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 15:26 »

Oh method.

You know better than to use this much asbestos.

cesium133 · « **Reply #156 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 15:43 »

This is a land of magic; nobody believes that silly science stuff that says asbestos is dangerous.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #157 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 15:48 »

Right. I didn't use asbestos, I used...stuff that isn't dangerous and requires no magical ability to use.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #158 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 16:02 »

*sniffs it*

This is lighter fluid method D: not fireproofing.

Loki · « **Reply #159 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 16:02 »

...hay?

Method of Madness · « **Reply #160 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 16:11 »

If you find a way around my fireproofing then you're on your own.

Loki · « **Reply #161 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 16:17 »

Yay, town is fireproof! *uncorks champagne*

*spills champagne all over town*

Oh well. I still have this cake. Look, it has plenty of candles too!

mtmerrick · « **Reply #162 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 16:23 »

Everyone here is homicidal

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #163 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 16:44 »

You don't have to be crazy to live here, but it certainly helps.

*releases a horde of ants into town*

Method of Madness · « **Reply #164 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 16:45 »

Quote from: mtmerrick on 15 Apr 2013, 16:23

Everyone here is homicidal

Really? Even the person who's risked his life repeatedly to put out fires that were carelessly set?

mtmerrick · « **Reply #165 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 16:51 »

*the ants walk under a Window, conveniently placed to refract the sun, so when one of the lighter-fluid-covered ants walks under it out catches on fire*

*due to proximity to each other, all the ants catch each other in fire*

*the town is now being terrorized by flaming ants*

ChaoSera · « **Reply #166 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 02:58 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 15 Apr 2013, 16:45

Quote from: mtmerrick on 15 Apr 2013, 16:23
Everyone here is homicidal
Really? Even the person who's risked his life repeatedly to put out fires that were carelessly set?

Well who knows, maybe you just did that to ensure you could murder us yourself instead of watching us burning to death. EVERYBODY IS SUSPICIOUS. Except me, of course.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #167 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 08:04 »

Nonsense! I did it so the delicious ducks wouldn't go to waste!

TRVA123 · « **Reply #168 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 08:05 »

*opens anew keg of whiskey* Welp, I always say that the best way to deal with tragedy and suspicion is to drink more!

Game and Watch Forever · « **Reply #169 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 08:30 »

OOC: Sorry folks... had a busy weekend and wound up sick on Monday. If I'm not mistaken, time limit on day 2 should be up but it's not actually night yet? If that's still the case by the time I get out of work, I guess I'll make myself useful.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #170 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 08:39 »

TRVA, what kind of whiskey?

TRVA123 · « **Reply #171 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 09:08 »

Why the fourth finest whiskey that *insert well known and respected whiskey making region in universe* has to offer!

Method of Madness · « **Reply #172 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 09:17 »

Well why didn't you say so? (Pours himself a drink, neat of course)

Zingoleb · « **Reply #173 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 12:47 »

Days are 48 hours or until half or more players decide on a lynching target.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #174 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 12:48 »

Guys please don't lynch me

Zingoleb · « **Reply #175 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 20:09 »

also i seriously was off by two whole days

(neko gets the blame for this.)

The day was finally coming to a close, much to the relief of everyone - the sun had seemed to slow as it passed over, dragging the day out to nearly three times its normal length.

Well, almost everyone. The villagers had come together against the man they suspected the most, and despite his protestations, they dragged him to the middle of the town, hanging him from the main building, where the Shapers once ruled from. He begged up till his last breath, until the air was choked from him, leaving him kicking - struggling - and, finally, motionless.

A search of his body revealed nothing, though. What few belongings the refugee had showed him to be a wholly unremarkable person, just another casualty of the war ripping across the lands.

They had killed one of their own.

Night 2

(Send in your PMs!)

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #176 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 20:28 »

Well crap.
TURTLE MODE ACTIVATE!

mtmerrick · « **Reply #177 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 20:52 »

*gulps with last breaths*

"i told you..... you'll... pay...... for....... th-......"

*dead*

J · « **Reply #178 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 04:33 »

well damn

Loki · « **Reply #179 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 04:41 »

It is with great pain that I learn of mtmerrick's death. Although he was new in our town and was only with us for such a short time, he apparently was most innocent and did not deserve to die.

The current state of affairs is rather troubling.

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #180 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 08:33 »

An irritated, bedraggled ~~woman~~ cactus has apparently sprung up overnight, next to the exterior wall of an unburnt building. Also apparently someone has stacked crates and other junk around it as a barrier.

A lit cigarette hangs out of a small hole in its flesh.

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #181 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 08:34 »

((Supposed to read "in the night" instead of "overnight" my bad))

ChaoSera · « **Reply #182 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 09:29 »

Has anybody else noticed how nights are kinda scary?

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #183 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 09:48 »

You can check out any time you like, but you won't ever leave.

J · « **Reply #184 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 14:30 »

quiet night

Loki · « **Reply #185 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 14:43 »

...holy night?

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #186 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 15:12 »

Poker night?

Method of Madness · « **Reply #187 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 15:42 »

Good night! (Goes to sleep)

mtmerrick · « **Reply #188 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 15:48 »

*a ghostly wind blows Nae's notes onto Loki's face *

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #189 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 16:06 »

How much does it cost to call the Ghostbusters in the middle of the night?

Game and Watch Forever · « **Reply #190 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 18:09 »

*runs out of burning buildings clutching what remains of his pants collection* You monsters! How could you! Not one of these are intact! At best I'll be able to make these into a collection of shorts, short shorts, and assless chaps for sale....

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 17 Apr 2013, 16:06

How much does it cost to call the Ghostbusters in the middle of the night?

I'm sure the local holy person will do just a fine a job... assuming that building over there that just collapsed wasn't our local place of worship....

TRVA123 · « **Reply #191 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 19:40 »

Anyone who will dance in my bar wearing the assless chaps will get a free shot!

Loki · « **Reply #192 on:** 17 Apr 2013, 21:53 »

And this is proof that capitalism will pervail.

Can we harness the energy of Karl Marx spinning in his grave to build a supercomputer which will find the proper lynch targets for us?

Quote from: mtmerrick on 17 Apr 2013, 15:48

*a ghostly wind blows Nae's notes onto Loki's face *

Ohlawks!! I cannot see! The future is gone! We will all die!!

henri bemis · « **Reply #193 on:** 18 Apr 2013, 00:19 »

It is the inherent nature of chaps to not have a butt covering

. All the better to sting with!

henri bemis · « **Reply #194 on:** 18 Apr 2013, 00:21 »

Not that we need more hazards around here, what with flaming ducks and ants and tumbleweeds, and GaWF running around like a pants rogue.

Game and Watch Forever · « **Reply #195 on:** 18 Apr 2013, 06:26 »

What do you mean like a pants rogue?

Method of Madness · « **Reply #196 on:** 18 Apr 2013, 08:32 »

Like the pants rogue you are.

Loki · « **Reply #197 on:** 18 Apr 2013, 09:52 »

My, time sure passes slowly. It completely messes up all of my attempts at prediction

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #198 on:** 18 Apr 2013, 10:41 »

If I die before the morning's light, I just want to say one thing about everyone, something that needs to be said.

You're all going to be the death of me.

Loki · « **Reply #199 on:** 18 Apr 2013, 11:12 »

Okay, for lack of having anything to do, I go and sit down in a bar. I put out a DM screen and some miniatures.

Everyone roll.

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