Topic: QC Captions Vol. 111 (Read 12271 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 21 Apr 2013, 11:46 »

We are doing this.

Clinton: I feel my anger, my master...
Claire: Thank god we know we're siblings.

ankhtahr · « **Reply #1 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 11:56 »

Clinton: bapeti bupi!
Claire: You can't speak Italian, only by holding your hand like that! You need a moustache!

(I hate myself for referencing this show. I don't like it, but this joke somehow stayed in my brain…)

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #2 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 11:58 »

CLAIRE: Hey! Don't give me the finger!
CLINTON: It isn't me! ~~Pintsize~~Some asshat has hacked my hand *again*.

cesium133 · « **Reply #3 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 12:00 »

Clinton: The doctor said that with the force the robot hand applied, I'm lucky I didn't lose it entirely.
Claire: I told you not to pick your nose with that thing!

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #4 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 12:02 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 21 Apr 2013, 12:00

Clinton: The doctor said that with the force the robot hand applied, I'm lucky I didn't lose it entirely.
Claire: I told you not to pick your nose with that thing!

Nice one! But wouldn't Clinton think it'd be cool to have a bionic nose too?

DSL · « **Reply #5 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 12:13 »

CLINTON: "... Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country, but I would guess that dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided."
CLAIRE: "Well, I, I would hate to have to decide ... who stays up and ... who goes down."

OR

CLINTON: "See the precise control? I was able to apply just enough pressure to the exoskeleton of this formicid to result, not in fatality, but in writhing pain."
CLAIRE: "How ant agonistic."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #6 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 12:22 »

"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio ..."
"That's not what you think it is, brother dear."

ankhtahr · « **Reply #7 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 12:32 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 21 Apr 2013, 12:22

"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio ..."
"That's not what you think it is, brother dear."

I would have expected to hear something like this rather from Method of Madness… With this username…

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #8 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 12:37 »

Clinton: "Do you think I should tell everyone this is really just a metallic glove?"
Claire: "No way; after what you did to Faye, she'd go all banana smoothie on you!"
Clinton: "Maybe then I could get a real robot hand?!"
Claire: "Didn't you hear me? I said banana smoothie. Maybe a couple of lychee fruit too."

cesium133 · « **Reply #9 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 12:55 »

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 21 Apr 2013, 12:02

Quote from: cesium133 on 21 Apr 2013, 12:00
Clinton: The doctor said that with the force the robot hand applied, I'm lucky I didn't lose it entirely.
Claire: I told you not to pick your nose with that thing!

Nice one! But wouldn't Clinton think it'd be cool to have a bionic nose too?

He'd love to have one, until he gets a cold and it starts running. Have you ever tried to catch an AnthroPC?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #10 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 13:01 »

"I have a long life line, but my palm tells me I will be unhappy in love."
"You don't take that seriously, do you?!"

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #11 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 14:29 »

Clinton: "Yeah, I remember the fortune cookie the day before I lost my hand. 'You will never truly be satisfied.' What about it?"
Claire: "I finally figured it out. It's because you lost your jerkin' hand."

K1dmor · « **Reply #12 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 15:53 »

Clinton: "I think they misunderstood me when i say i wanted a robot girlfriend...".
Claire: "Well...At least she won't fake a headache".

Zebediah · « **Reply #13 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 16:03 »

Clinton: "I still don't understand why Dad cut my hand off."
Claire: "For the last time, Star Wars is not your life story!"

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 Apr 2013, 16:20 »

Oh, nice one, Zeb.

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 Apr 2013, 04:43 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 21 Apr 2013, 12:55

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 21 Apr 2013, 12:02
Quote from: cesium133 on 21 Apr 2013, 12:00
Clinton: The doctor said that with the force the robot hand applied, I'm lucky I didn't lose it entirely.
Claire: I told you not to pick your nose with that thing!

Nice one! But wouldn't Clinton think it'd be cool to have a bionic nose too?
He'd love to have one, until he gets a cold and it starts running. Have you ever tried to catch an AnthroPC?

Nah, it would not run far before its driver crashed.

Spiff · « **Reply #16 on:** 22 Apr 2013, 04:59 »

"Finally I'll be able to beat Marten at Guitar Hero."

Carl-E · « **Reply #17 on:** 22 Apr 2013, 08:16 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 21 Apr 2013, 12:00

Clinton: The doctor said that with the force the robot hand applied, I'm lucky I didn't lose it entirely.

Claire: "Well, if you'd use the synthetic cover and some lube..."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #18 on:** 22 Apr 2013, 22:07 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 22 Apr 2013, 08:16

Quote from: cesium133 on 21 Apr 2013, 12:00
Clinton: The doctor said that with the force the robot hand applied, I'm lucky I didn't lose it entirely.

Claire: "Well, if you'd use the synthetic cover and some lube..."

DAMN IT YOU TOOK MY JOKE I AM GONE FOR A FEW DAYS AND NOW THIS

Ahem.

ThinksTooMuch · « **Reply #19 on:** 23 Apr 2013, 00:17 »

Clinton: I'm worried the VI for my robotic hand may be developing into a full AI. It's been showing alarming signs of autonomy, even if some instances seem to have been guided by my suppressed desires...
Claire: Again?! Didn't the AI amalgam mind issue you a new hand after the last time?
Clinton: I am beginning to wonder if the AIs are using me as a breeding platform.

*edited to add hyperlink*

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #20 on:** 23 Apr 2013, 00:44 »

Clinton: "Is this a little tree growing here?"
Claire: "Eww! Don't you ever clean under your fingernails?!"

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #21 on:** 23 Apr 2013, 00:49 »

Clinton: "The hand keeps trying to flip me off..."
Claire: "Well let me know if it starts doing Nazi salutes and trying to strangle you Dr. Strangelove"

Seriously, Clinton's hand appears to be prepared to flip the bird in that panel to me.

Akima · « **Reply #22 on:** 23 Apr 2013, 03:18 »

Clinton: I miss having fingerprints.
Clair: If you wore the cover, at least you could give it a whorl.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #23 on:** 23 Apr 2013, 05:25 »

CLINTON: The puns... gaaah.
CLAIRE: I am not helping you hide the bodies this time.

Bluesummers · « **Reply #24 on:** 23 Apr 2013, 06:08 »

CLINTON: "What is love? Baby, don't hurt me...don't hurt me..."
CLAIRE: "No more, dammit. Ugh."

cesium133 · « **Reply #25 on:** 23 Apr 2013, 06:15 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 23 Apr 2013, 00:49

Clinton: "The hand keeps trying to flip me off..."
Claire: "Well let me know if it starts doing Nazi salutes and trying to strangle you Dr. Strangelove"

Seriously, Clinton's hand appears to be prepared to flip the bird in that panel to me.

Clinton: "Mein fuehrer, I can walk!"
Claire: "We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when..."
(atomic bomb blows up Northampton)

miados · « **Reply #26 on:** 23 Apr 2013, 07:28 »

Clinton: I think my hand is getting rusty
Claire: That is why the doctor said to wear gloves when you date miss michigan.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #27 on:** 23 Apr 2013, 13:45 »

Clinton: I still can't get the shape quite right... my hand will never be a portafilter
Claire: You should talk to Faye... she might be able to give you some pointers for your pointer

Sorflakne · « **Reply #28 on:** 23 Apr 2013, 20:23 »

Clinton: I need to replace the servos in the middle finger again. This is all the farther it extends at the moment.
Claire: Seriously, how many people do you flip off in a day?

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #29 on:** 23 Apr 2013, 20:53 »

Clinton: "This flesh is weak... the purity of the machine is total"
Claire: "....you seriously need to see help bro"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #30 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 11:45 »

lol

lol wut

cesium133 · « **Reply #31 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 11:57 »

Mieville: "I puked on the living room carpet. You should probably take care of that instead of watching porn."

Zebediah · « **Reply #32 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 12:15 »

"Discovery Channel has some really good cat porn. Jaguars in heat, baby!"

cesium133 · « **Reply #33 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 12:18 »

"Is that KITTY PORN?!!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #34 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 12:30 »

"Do you not love me because I don't have a caption?"

Sidhekin · « **Reply #35 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 12:44 »

<mandatory>
"You look for people eating what?!"
</mandatory>

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #36 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 13:21 »

Mieveille: Too late! I saw your SSN. Your identity is MINE!

Skewbrow · « **Reply #37 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 13:46 »

Mieville: "We are out of catnip. I want to see some hot tomcat-tomcat action. You don't want me to tell Tai about the site you just visited. Do we understand each other?"

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #38 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 13:52 »

"Obey me pathetic human"

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #39 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 15:16 »

Mieville: "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes."

celticgeek · « **Reply #40 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 15:21 »

Mieville: Open your computer, I need to take a nap!

mtmerrick · « **Reply #41 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 15:35 »

Melville: "Dora... Hack my mainframe. Please?"

Bluesummers · « **Reply #42 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 17:41 »

MIEVILLE: "'Ey girl...you got my money? I don't wanna hafta be breakin' kneecaps now, do I?"

DSL · « **Reply #43 on:** 24 Apr 2013, 17:50 »

MEIVILLE: "No, not murder. You always project that desire onto me."

Spiff · « **Reply #44 on:** 25 Apr 2013, 01:50 »

Mieville: "I see. When *they* do it, it's o.k."

TinPenguin · « **Reply #45 on:** 25 Apr 2013, 01:55 »

Mieville: "You stole Marten's laptop AGAIN?"

ChaoSera · « **Reply #46 on:** 25 Apr 2013, 02:04 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 24 Apr 2013, 13:52

"Obey me pathetic human"

This is pretty much what I imagine my cat is trying to say every time she meows at me.

On topic: "Why do you have 'SLAM' written on your Top?"

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #47 on:** 25 Apr 2013, 02:07 »

Mieville: "Honestly, I don't know why you're hiding it. I mean come on, we lived in the same house as Pintsize, have you seen the filth he put's up on the HD?"

edit: Fixed it.

ChaoSera · « **Reply #48 on:** 25 Apr 2013, 02:09 »

Dora doesn't live in the same building as Marten and Pintsize anymore.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #49 on:** 25 Apr 2013, 03:38 »

Meiville: "You are in MY spot."

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