So I can't make it to NY, and though Redball kindly offered to drop by for a mini meet as he passed through PA, I can't even swing that.  
But I'll be in Kansas City Missouri from June 10 - 18 to grade AP calculus exams.  
Do we even have forum members in that part of the country?  I have every evening free that week (except Sunday, the talent show).  
I spend the evenings with my once-a-year-friends, but I'd love to meetup with forumites, too!  
There are lots of bars.  And Barbecue.  (Oh, sorry, I mean B-B-Q...)