Topic: QC Captions Vol. 113 (Read 11005 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 05 May 2013, 15:55 »

Hey folks, sorry there was no second image last week; it was my birthday and my work schedule was different so I never had the time. Anyway, gonna try to be back on track this week. FIRST PANEL:

Enjoy!

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 05 May 2013, 16:07 »

Marten: Augh! What did you eat for lunch!?
Claire: BEANS.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #2 on:** 05 May 2013, 16:28 »

Marten: "I will never eat peas with thyme again!"
Claire: "Yeah, I like ZoeB, but that recipe wasn't her finest moment."

Kugai · « **Reply #3 on:** 05 May 2013, 18:38 »

Marten: "I think I just got Force Choked."

Claire: "Sorry about that, Emily kinda gets that wrong on occasion."

DrBear · « **Reply #4 on:** 05 May 2013, 18:40 »

Marten: I'm choking on Spathe Ham and waffles!

Claire: I'm new here. I don't get it.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #5 on:** 05 May 2013, 19:50 »

MARTEN: THE BLACK BIN --- MY EYE!!!
CLAIRE: Oh come on it wasn't THAT bad.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #6 on:** 05 May 2013, 19:51 »

Marten: "Ach *cough cough* hairball!"
Claire: "Charming"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #7 on:** 05 May 2013, 23:45 »

Marten: "It's like paint thinner!"
Claire: "That's the last time I waste my good Scotch on you."

Loki · « **Reply #8 on:** 05 May 2013, 23:51 »

Quote from: Kugai on 05 May 2013, 18:38

Marten: "I think I just got Force Choked."

Claire: "Sorry about that, Emily kinda gets that wrong on occasion."

Marten: You have altered our relationship dynamic.
Claire: Pray I don't alter it any further.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #9 on:** 06 May 2013, 00:08 »

I think Loki just won the thread.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #10 on:** 06 May 2013, 00:10 »

Marten: "I have this weird itch in my throat."
Claire: "Great. And here I thought I had a chance."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #11 on:** 06 May 2013, 03:21 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 06 May 2013, 00:08

I think Loki just won the thread.

Yes, he has.

I concede

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #12 on:** 06 May 2013, 03:46 »

MARTEN: Ack, who crapped all over the carpet?
CLAIRE: That's "Peas of Shit", Emily's first attempt at art. Apparently it portrays the endless cycle from nutrition to fertilizer and back.

(I concede that while Emily is weird, she ~~probably~~ hopefully isn't THAT weird)

Sorflakne · « **Reply #13 on:** 06 May 2013, 13:21 »

Marten: I have this strange pain in my arm and OH MY GOD IT'S THE CLAWW!!!
Claire: And you wonder why you're single.

Actually, I love 'Liar Liar'.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #14 on:** 07 May 2013, 15:52 »

Me too

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #15 on:** 07 May 2013, 16:46 »

Claire: I can't believe Emily didn't like my peas joke
Marten: yeah... but did she have to wash *both* our moths out with soap?

cesium133 · « **Reply #16 on:** 07 May 2013, 18:14 »

Claire: Well, you weren't supposed to eat the moths after she washed them.

WAYF · « **Reply #17 on:** 07 May 2013, 19:22 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 06 May 2013, 03:21

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 06 May 2013, 00:08
I think Loki just won the thread.

Yes, he has.

I concede

Yyyyup.
Bravo, Loki.

MARTEN: Oh god, the fridge was full of those!

CLAIRE: Damnit, that little orb told me it didn't have any orifices!

Kugai · « **Reply #18 on:** 07 May 2013, 22:17 »

Marten: "And the collar Dora wanted me to wear was this big."

Spiff · « **Reply #19 on:** 08 May 2013, 11:59 »

Marten: "Something just poked me in the eye and now it's trying to choke me."

Claire: "Stop that, Clint. And work on your aim!"

Kugai · « **Reply #20 on:** 08 May 2013, 18:06 »

Ahhh, The Eastwood 'Dirty Harry' deathglare.

Only outmatched by the Janeway Force 10 Glare

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #21 on:** 08 May 2013, 18:29 »

heh. NEW IMAGE:

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #22 on:** 08 May 2013, 18:51 »

"Uh... would you like a table Emily?"
"Just pour some espresso on these for me instead"

mtmerrick · « **Reply #23 on:** 08 May 2013, 20:19 »

H: "Are you ok?"

E: "I think i'm addicted to *much munch* these things. *munch* I just can't stop with the *much much* peas"

Carl-E · « **Reply #24 on:** 08 May 2013, 20:40 »

Hanners: "Edamame?"
Emily: "......?"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #25 on:** 08 May 2013, 21:01 »

EMILY: I'm giving peas a chance!
HANNERS: ...fine but that instant karma is gonna get ya.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #26 on:** 08 May 2013, 21:08 »

Hannelore: "Ready for orders, Sergeant!"
Emily: "Private, show me your peas face!"

Loki · « **Reply #27 on:** 09 May 2013, 00:10 »

Hannelore: "Why are you eating peas?"
Emily: "...Those are not leprechaun brains?"

Seriously, they kind of look like brains.

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #28 on:** 09 May 2013, 01:22 »

HANNELORE: I am sorry, but you're not allowed to bring your own food.
EMILY: Aww, give these peas a chance!

mtmerrick · « **Reply #29 on:** 09 May 2013, 02:10 »

H: "please stop it with the bad puns already"

E: "I can stop any thyme I want."

DSL · « **Reply #30 on:** 09 May 2013, 03:23 »

HANNELORE (looking up from the "Viruses for Dummies" book -- that she's writing): "You can't just bring peas to park here."
EMILY: "But what about that ArachnoPC that was just here? What about that spider, man?"

jwhouk · « **Reply #31 on:** 09 May 2013, 06:24 »

....AAAaaaand he slowly groaned at that one.

Carl-E · « **Reply #32 on:** 09 May 2013, 07:58 »

Toooo..... mannny .... levellllls of bad punnnnnnssssssssss..........

cannnnnnnn't BREEEEEEEEEEEEEATHE!!

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #33 on:** 09 May 2013, 08:30 »

Well, if we stopped punning, would that appeas you?

DSL · « **Reply #34 on:** 09 May 2013, 08:31 »

You guys would warm my heart if I still had one.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #35 on:** 09 May 2013, 08:51 »

E: Imagine that yesterday we would have given peas a chance?
H: Must... read... all... bad... puns.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #36 on:** 09 May 2013, 09:25 »

Quote from: DSL on 09 May 2013, 08:31

You guys would warm my heart if I still had one.

I'll loan you one while I get my flamethrower.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #37 on:** 09 May 2013, 11:48 »

H: "I don't know how to make a peas smoothy."
M: "Just like a banana smoothy."

Loki · « **Reply #38 on:** 09 May 2013, 12:08 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 09 May 2013, 11:48

H: "I don't know how to make a peas smoothy."
M: "Just like a banana smoothy."

You mean "how to make peas treat-y".

cesium133 · « **Reply #39 on:** 09 May 2013, 12:25 »

This pun might be a bit too terrible, but...

Hannelore: I don't know how to make a pea smoothie.
Emily: Well, first you go into the bathroom...

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #40 on:** 09 May 2013, 14:01 »

I'm begging you, peas stop with the puns!

Redball · « **Reply #41 on:** 09 May 2013, 15:22 »

"peas stop" is too polite. Try "Squash'em!" and threaten to cut off their celeries.

Kugai · « **Reply #42 on:** 09 May 2013, 18:00 »

Emily: "Waffles."

Hannelore: "Waffles?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #43 on:** 09 May 2013, 22:56 »

H: "I don't think you're supposed to put peas up your nose."
E: "Do they go in my ears, like beans?"

ChaoSera · « **Reply #44 on:** 10 May 2013, 02:30 »

Quote from: Kugai on 09 May 2013, 18:00

Emily: "Waffles."

Hannelore: "Waffles?"

You know, that typo had me laughing harder than any pun in this thread. I have a simple mind.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #45 on:** 10 May 2013, 02:46 »

...what typo?

ChaoSera · « **Reply #46 on:** 10 May 2013, 03:06 »

"Hannalore"?

mtmerrick · « **Reply #47 on:** 10 May 2013, 03:09 »

whoops

Kugai · « **Reply #48 on:** 10 May 2013, 21:43 »

Quote from: ChaoSera on 10 May 2013, 03:06

"Hannalore"?

Whoops indeed.

WAYF · « **Reply #49 on:** 11 May 2013, 01:22 »

Quote from: DSL on 09 May 2013, 03:23

HANNELORE (looking up from the "Viruses for Dummies" book -- that she's writing): "You can't just bring peas to park here."
EMILY: "But what about that ArachnoPC that was just here? What about that spider, man?"

That is the single greatest barrage of puns I have ever seen.
There's a reason I always think "Oh, this'll be good..." when I see that ol' head cannon.

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