Topic: QC Captions Vol. 114 (Read 17620 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 12 May 2013, 12:40 »

Woo new week and sick as a dog. FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy *cough*

DSL · « **Reply #1 on:** 12 May 2013, 12:41 »

ANGUS: "I hear the drums echoing tonight ... "
FAYE: "I hear only whispers of some quiet conversation ..."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #2 on:** 12 May 2013, 12:47 »

Angus: "Coffee is bad for you."
Pugnacious Peach: "La la la I can't hear you."

cesium133 · « **Reply #3 on:** 12 May 2013, 12:57 »

Angus: Oh come on, it's not that bad.
Faye: NOT THAT BAD!?
Sound effects from neighboring room: Vrrrr shlup shlup shlup rrrrrr weeee Oh yeah baby unf unf mm yeah

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #4 on:** 12 May 2013, 15:02 »

Angus: "Luke, I AM your father!"

Faye: "Why do you ALWAYS do that after sex?!"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #5 on:** 12 May 2013, 15:14 »

ANGUS: Oh come on, just once...
FAYE: NOT IN THE GODDAMN EAR.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #6 on:** 12 May 2013, 15:22 »

Angus: "You look cute with a pillow around your head!"
Pugnacious Peach: "Yes, my hair stylist recommended it."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #7 on:** 12 May 2013, 15:24 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 May 2013, 15:14

ANGUS: Oh come on, just once...
FAYE: NOT IN THE GODDAMN EAR.

Pure gold.

Akima · « **Reply #8 on:** 12 May 2013, 15:24 »

Quote from: DSL on 12 May 2013, 12:41

ANGUS: "I hear the drums echoing tonight ... "
FAYE: "I hear only whispers of some quiet conversation ..."

Pure platinum.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #9 on:** 12 May 2013, 15:38 »

Angus: I still think I looked manlier with back hair.
Faye: Ugh, don't remind me, I still find hairballs in the linens.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #10 on:** 12 May 2013, 15:45 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 12 May 2013, 15:24

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 May 2013, 15:14
ANGUS: Oh come on, just once...
FAYE: NOT IN THE GODDAMN EAR.

Pure gold.

I really didn't expect to be the first...

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #11 on:** 12 May 2013, 16:45 »

Angus: "Isn't that the road construction crew Hannelore mentioned?"
Pugnacious Peach: "make it stop make it stop make it stop"

Angus: "If I can't pinch your earlobe, may I squeeze a nipple?"
Pugnacious Peach: "Gently!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #12 on:** 12 May 2013, 16:56 »

Angus: "It's your turn to feed the baby honey."

Faye: "I'll get ready, you change her first. Maybe that'll get her to stop screaming first."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #13 on:** 12 May 2013, 17:28 »

ANGUS: I'ma go check and see if the comic has updated!
FAYE: Convention weekend, hun. More'n likely a guest strip go back to sleep.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #14 on:** 12 May 2013, 20:10 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 12 May 2013, 12:57

Angus: Oh come on, it's not that bad.
Faye: NOT THAT BAD!?
Sound effects from neighboring room: Vrrrr shlup shlup shlup rrrrrr weeee Oh yeah baby unf unf mm yeah

Angus: At least Pintsize found some porn involving humans this time.... Last week's obsession with dolphin/sloth slash was really wearing thin
Faye: DON'T REMIND ME!

Kugai · « **Reply #15 on:** 12 May 2013, 22:31 »

Angus: "I told you you'd like the Speaker Pillow."

Faye: "Quiet! I'm listening to the latest Deathmole Album."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #16 on:** 12 May 2013, 22:33 »

ANGUS: New comic is up see that it's NOT a guest strip!
FAYE: For the love of-- stop feeling me up and go back to sleep!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #17 on:** 12 May 2013, 23:19 »

Angus: "Pintsize says it's positive!"
Pugnacious Peach: "oh god oh god oh god"

Angus: "George Lucas is making another Star Wars movie!"
Pugnacious Peach: "oh god oh god oh god"

Soulsynger · « **Reply #18 on:** 14 May 2013, 02:21 »

Angus: "Just the tip?"
Faye: "If that's just the tip why do I taste latex in the back of my throat?!"

Storel · « **Reply #19 on:** 14 May 2013, 17:16 »

Quote from: RedWolf4 on 12 May 2013, 15:02

Angus: "Luke, I AM your father!"

Faye: "Why do you ALWAYS do that after sex?!"

This one made me laugh the hardest (so far).

Kugai · « **Reply #20 on:** 14 May 2013, 23:05 »

Angus: "SOOOOOME ENCHANTED EVENINGGGGGG."

Faye: "This is definitely the last time I run that DVD!"

cesium133 · « **Reply #21 on:** 15 May 2013, 05:59 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 12 May 2013, 20:10

Quote from: cesium133 on 12 May 2013, 12:57
Angus: Oh come on, it's not that bad.
Faye: NOT THAT BAD!?
Sound effects from neighboring room: Vrrrr shlup shlup shlup rrrrrr weeee Oh yeah baby unf unf mm yeah
Angus: At least Pintsize found some porn involving humans this time.... Last week's obsession with dolphin/sloth slash was really wearing thin
Faye: DON'T REMIND ME!

Angus: Marigold posted a video of herself on the internet!?
Faye: If you ever touch a computer again, we're through.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #22 on:** 15 May 2013, 09:34 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 12 May 2013, 15:24

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 May 2013, 15:14
ANGUS: Oh come on, just once...
FAYE: NOT IN THE GODDAMN EAR.

Pure gold.

Quote from: Akima on 12 May 2013, 15:24

Pure platinum.

All I could think of after reading that is that the two strip clubs just north of where I live were once called Pure Gold and Pure Platinum, respectively.

Yup. NEW IMAGE:

And also, what else might Angus be suitable for?

celticgeek · « **Reply #23 on:** 15 May 2013, 09:40 »

Hannelore: Sorry, Mom, I'm taking over the business.

cesium133 · « **Reply #24 on:** 15 May 2013, 09:41 »

Minion: Ms. Ellicott-Chatham, we have captured Mr. Clean.
Hannelore: Good. Bring him to my chambers and hold all calls.

K1dmor · « **Reply #25 on:** 15 May 2013, 10:01 »

Hannelore: So we meet again Mr. Bond..
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Hannelore: Release the Kraken.
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Hannelore: EXcellent.
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Hannelore: 3011 screensaver fishes, 3012 screensaver fishes, 3013 scre......
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Hanners: No. Leave her. This one has... potential.

Loki · « **Reply #26 on:** 15 May 2013, 10:15 »

Hanners: Good. Let the tapircide begin.

jwhouk · « **Reply #27 on:** 15 May 2013, 10:22 »

HANNELORE: "Launch the shippers."

K1dmor · « **Reply #28 on:** 15 May 2013, 10:45 »

Hanners: *Checking browser history* So you weren't playing games....i'll teach you Miss Farmer.

jmucchiello · « **Reply #29 on:** 15 May 2013, 10:53 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 12 May 2013, 23:19

Angus: "George Lucas is making another Star Wars movie!"
Pugnacious Peach: "oh god oh god oh god"

Angus: Oh, wait. My mistake. Disney is making a new Star Wars movie.
Pugnacious Peach: OH GOD! OH GOD!! OH GOD!!!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #30 on:** 15 May 2013, 11:05 »

Hannelore: “No. No more death traps and monologuing; shoot him in the head and burn the body. No-one is foiling me this time!”

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #31 on:** 15 May 2013, 11:23 »

HANNERCEO: That Mr. Jacques is STILL using our Deathmole name. Engage the orbital death ray guns.

alternative:

HANNERCEO: That Mr. Jacques is STILL using our Deathmole name. Bring him here; we'll show him who's boss in a drum battle.

and combining both images:

MINION: The applicant for Court Jester is here for the audition, Ms. Director Ellicot-Chatham.
HANNERCEO: Bring him in!
ANGUS: Prithee and merrily good lady! 'Twas on a glorious day in september ...
HANNERCEO: Angus, what the hell are you doing here?

Masterpiece · « **Reply #32 on:** 15 May 2013, 11:46 »

Quote from: K1dmor on 15 May 2013, 10:01

Hannelore: Release the Kraken.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that was my line

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #33 on:** 15 May 2013, 12:30 »

Super special bonus combo scene!

HANNERCEO: Release the Deathmole.

Zebediah · « **Reply #34 on:** 15 May 2013, 12:47 »

So many possibilities:

"Mr. McPhee's services are no longer required. Instruct Pintsize to deal with him."

"Bring me the head of Yelling Bird."

"Release the tapir."

Carl-E · « **Reply #35 on:** 15 May 2013, 13:07 »

"Now that I've turned Coffee of Doom into the most successful franchise in the world, I can commence my evil plans.

Take that, Dr. Evil's Starbuck's!"

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #36 on:** 15 May 2013, 13:37 »

Quote from: Neko_Ali on 15 May 2013, 12:30

Super special bonus combo scene!

HANNERCEO: Release the Deathmole.

Is the object of this to give intruders incapacitating bassboners?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #37 on:** 15 May 2013, 13:41 »

Evil Hanners: "It glows by itself. I wonder how it works."

K1dmor · « **Reply #38 on:** 15 May 2013, 14:18 »

-"Miss Ellicott-Chatham, Marten Reed refuse to give us a sample".
Hanners: "Call Gordon, he own us a favor."

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #39 on:** 15 May 2013, 15:21 »

Hanners: Bring Solo and the wookie to me, they shall suffer for this indignity.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #40 on:** 15 May 2013, 16:30 »

Evil Hanners: "Now that I have succeeded in putting my fingers together, what villainy shall I plot next?"

DSL · « **Reply #41 on:** 15 May 2013, 16:37 »

HANNELORE: "Oh listen to him. He's crying. ... What the hell is an aluminum falcon?"

celticgeek · « **Reply #42 on:** 15 May 2013, 17:20 »

Open Audition
No Experience Necessary
Comedic Actor, TV or Movies, That sort of thing.

Kugai · « **Reply #43 on:** 15 May 2013, 19:14 »

"Hello Neo (Marten in long black coat) I am The Architect."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #44 on:** 15 May 2013, 19:46 »

Evil Hanners: "You know that moment in every woman's life when she realizes she's turned into her mother?
It feels pretty good."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #45 on:** 15 May 2013, 20:04 »

Hannelore: "I've got one more meeting, then I'll be on the way home. Give the boys a hug for me and tell them Mommy's sorry she missed dinner, but I'll be there to tuck them into bed. Love you Steve."

Kugai · « **Reply #46 on:** 15 May 2013, 22:02 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 15 May 2013, 20:04

Hannelore: "I've got one more meeting, then I'll be on the way home. Give the boys a hug for me and tell them Mommy's sorry she missed dinner, but I'll be there to tuck them into bed. Love you Steve."

Dun DUN DUN

Masterpiece · « **Reply #47 on:** 15 May 2013, 22:54 »

Quote from: Kugai on 15 May 2013, 22:02

Dun DUN DUN

a million times this

Spiff · « **Reply #48 on:** 16 May 2013, 02:32 »

Hanners: "Get me the acetone. There was an accident with the superglue."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #49 on:** 16 May 2013, 02:56 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 15 May 2013, 09:34

Hanners: "We can rebuild him, we have the technology. Operation Bionic Bandicoot is a go."

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OPEN AUDITION
For DNA compatibility study
No previous experience necessary

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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