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QC Captions Vol. 118.5

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PintsizeForPresident:
MARTEN: It will get me laid, right?
SHOPDUDE: Actually, the number of G-strings on your guitar increases your chance!

(When thrown from the audience and caught on the guitar's neck?)

Kugai:

--- Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 13 Jun 2013, 17:42 ---ROUND 1:

MARTEN:  Does it go up to 11?
SHOPDUDE:   Does this look like an amplifier to you, fuckwit?

ROUND 2:

MARTEN:  Does it go up to 11?
SHOPDUDE:  No we made 10 louder.

ROUND 3:

MARTEN:  Does it go up to 11?
SHOPDUDE:  No, only eight.

*DING*

--- End quote ---

MARTEN:  Does it go up to 11?
SHOPDUDE:  Actually, if you press the control, it moves to 'Experimental'

Is it cold in here?:
Marten: "Why would I want that when I already have ten guitars?"
Store dude: "With eleven of these you have 88 strings, so it's just like having a piano."

jwhouk:

--- Quote from: Akima on 14 Jun 2013, 15:21 ---
--- Quote from: Sorflakne on 13 Jun 2013, 21:15 ---Marten: It'll get me laid, right?
Salesguy: Actually, the number of strings on your guitar inversely affects your chances, sad to say.

--- End quote ---
So... Bass-players get all the action?

--- End quote ---

Well, McCartney's on his third wife...  :-D

Is it cold in here?:
Marten: "What is that?"
Clerk: "It's a kind of musical instrument, like a drum or a tuba except it makes different kinds of sounds."

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