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QC Captions Vol. 118.5

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cesium133:
Marten: You mean that busker outside Coffee of Doom...
Salesguy: With only one guitar string, he's done half the population of Northampton.

PintsizeForPresident:
MARTEN: It'll get me laid, right
SHOPDUDE: Funny you should say that. *starts undressing*

*cue cheesy porn flick music*

MARTEN: What's all that hay doing here?

DSL:

--- Quote from: Skewbrow on 13 Jun 2013, 09:23 ---Marten: "8-strings. You need to be a frekking spider to play that!"

--- End quote ---

GORDON (OP): "You rang?"

Is it cold in here?:
Marten: "Can you do anything about my hangnail?"
Clerk: "Sure. Put your finger down on the counter and I'll hit it with the guitar."

Akima:

--- Quote from: Sorflakne on 13 Jun 2013, 21:15 ---Marten: It'll get me laid, right?
Salesguy: Actually, the number of strings on your guitar inversely affects your chances, sad to say.

--- End quote ---
So... Bass-players get all the action?

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