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QC Captions Vol. 118.5

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Is it cold in here?:
Marten: "Pull my finger."
Salesman: "No way, I'm not falling for that. My AnthroPC does that every week."

Kugai:
Marten:   ".....and then I pushed that little button on the left there."

ShopDude:  "Yeah, we heard the explosion from here."

MillionDollar Belt Sander:
ROUND 1:

MARTEN:  Does it go up to 11?
SHOPDUDE:   Does this look like an amplifier to you, fuckwit?

ROUND 2:

MARTEN:  Does it go up to 11?
SHOPDUDE:  No we made 10 louder.

ROUND 3:

MARTEN:  Does it go up to 11?
SHOPDUDE:  No, only eight.

*DING*

TheEvilDog:
Marten: "You, err, you need to plug it in. You know... To power it..."
Salesdude: "....Wow. Mr. Grace was right. I am the worst musician and salesman in the store."

Sorflakne:
Marten: It'll get me laid, right?
Salesguy: Actually, the number of strings on your guitar inversely affects your chances, sad to say.

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