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cesium133:

--- Quote from: Mr_Rose on 12 Jun 2013, 14:49 ---Marten: "Hey, there's…"
Salesdude: "Yeah, a spider crawling up my back. She's the store's owner."

--- End quote ---
Marten: "Hey, there's..."
Salesdude: "Yeah, a spider crawling up my back. That's my boyfriend, Gordon."

DSL:

--- Quote from: cesium133 on 13 Jun 2013, 07:03 ---
--- Quote from: Mr_Rose on 12 Jun 2013, 14:49 ---Marten: "Hey, there's…"
Salesdude: "Yeah, a spider crawling up my back. She's the store's owner."

--- End quote ---
Marten: "Hey, there's..."
Salesdude: "Yeah, a spider crawling up my back. That's my boyfriend, Gordon."

--- End quote ---
MARTEN: "Hey, there's ..."
SALESDUDE: "Yeah, a spider crawling up my back. Not so loud. Everybody will want one."

PintsizeForPresident:
And now for something completely different:

MARTEN: How to recognize different types of guitar from quite a long way away.
SHOPDUDE: No 1: The 8-string.

Skewbrow:
Marten: "8-strings. You need to be a frekking spider to play that!"
Salesdude: "Or an Octopus."

DSL:
NARRATOR: "And now Mr. F.G. Spiderman of Wains Cotting, Kent, demonstrates how NOT to be seen."
SPIDER: (Explodes).

(Cue exterior shot of CoD and audio of "Liberty Bell March" by Sousa, interrupted by elaborately drawn but crudely animated tungsten rod dropping from orbital height on CoD. End credits ran five minutes previously.)

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