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QC Captions Vol. 118.5
K1dmor:
Marten: "Could you get the oil out of it?"
Salesdude: "Yeah, but i couldn't do much with the "PintSize" carved on the back".
Carl-E:
Marten: "Isn't that neck a little short?"
Guitarzan: "Yeah, it's the ukelele model."
PintsizeForPresident:
Ahem ...
MARTEN: I wish to file a complaint about this parrot. It seems to be dead.
SHOPDUDE: I'm sorry dude, but that's a guitar.
MARTEN: No it's not! I bought it here just half an hour ago and you assured me it was a parrot!
SHOPDUDE: Look dude, it's a GUITAR. It has strings and everything.
MARTEN: Strings? No, that's its cage.
SHOPDUDE: Again, strings. Look, there's 8 of them.
MARTEN: Aha! Got you there! Guitars have 6 strings, so this can' t be a guitar. It's a parrot, I say! And it has ceased to be!
SHOPDUDE: It's called an 8-string guitar.
MARTEN: No it isn't! There's no such thing! It is a parrot! An ex-parrot!
SHOPDUDE: Yes it is!
MARTEN: Got ya! Now can I have my money back?
SHOPDUDE: <sigh> Yeah, it's a parrot, whatever. Why don't you go to the pet shop down the road?
MARTEN: This is not a pet shop?
DSL:
--- Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 13 Jun 2013, 01:55 ---Ahem ...
MARTEN: I wish to file a complaint about this parrot. It seems to be dead.
SHOPDUDE: I'm sorry dude, but that's a guitar.
MARTEN: No it's not! I bought it here just half an hour ago and you assured me it was a parrot!
SHOPDUDE: Look dude, it's a GUITAR. It has strings and everything.
MARTEN: Strings? No, that's its cage.
SHOPDUDE: Again, strings. Look, there's 8 of them.
MARTEN: Aha! Got you there! Guitars have 6 strings, so this can' t be a guitar. It's a parrot, I say! And it has ceased to be!
SHOPDUDE: It's called an 8-string guitar.
MARTEN: No it isn't! There's no such thing! It is a parrot! An ex-parrot!
SHOPDUDE: Yes it is!
MARTEN: Got ya! Now can I have my money back?
SHOPDUDE: <sigh> Yeah, it's a parrot, whatever. Why don't you go to the pet shop down the road?
MARTEN: This is not a pet shop?
--- End quote ---
SHOPDUDE: "I never wanted this job, you know."
MARTEN: "You didn't?"
SHOPDUDE: "No, I wanted to be ... a lumberjack! Ohhhhhh, I'm a ..."
MARTEN: "You've got the shirt for it."
MODERATOR (in British Army colonel's uniform): "Stop! Stop! This is far too silly!"
techkid:
Marten: "This guitar sounds like a cat going to the toilet through a sewn-up bum. Can I exchange it?"
Storekeeper: "Shit! I think I got your order mixed up with some dude named Crash..."
Soul Music wasn't a great book, but it does have it's moments.
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