Topic: QC Captions Vol. 119 (Read 11937 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 16 Jun 2013, 09:04 »

Riiiide intoo the Spider Zone

Gonna take you riiiight intooo the SPIDER ZONE

spider zone

celticgeek · « **Reply #1 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 09:07 »

Sam: Where's my spider-eating froglord when I need him?

Sidhekin · « **Reply #2 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 09:08 »

Sam: I had better get some cool powers.

ETA/OR:

Sam: Spider sense ... tingling.

ankhtahr · « **Reply #3 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 09:24 »

*spooky voice* I am spiderlord. King of all arachnids.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #4 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 09:31 »

Sam: "It … it was horrible! Don't make me go back! You can't make me go back!"
Dora: "What was? The spiders?"
Faye: "NO"

Mmeaninglessnamee · « **Reply #5 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 10:30 »

(click to show/hide)

Sam I Am:

I do not like it
in a house.
I do not like it
with a mouse.
I do not like it
here or there.
I do not like it
anywhere.
I do not like THE SPIDER ZONE

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #6 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 10:40 »

SAM: It's ... it's ... it's alive! The Coffee Roaster! It tried to grab me with its horrible tentacles!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #7 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 12:50 »

Sam: "Aunt Faye was right. I should have taken a shower sometime this month."

Spiff · « **Reply #8 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 13:02 »

"Alright, we're out of the basement. But we still need to be careful since they are easily startled and it takes just one hit with one of their shoes to kill you."

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #9 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 13:08 »

SAM: Too ... much ... coffee!

Skewbrow · « **Reply #10 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 13:25 »

Sam: “Dora, Guard your butthole.”

DSL · « **Reply #11 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 16:08 »

SAM: "Who thr he ... ck is Linds?"

Kugai · « **Reply #12 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 16:39 »

Sam: "Now, NOW we will have our revenge on The Roughnecks!!"

K1dmor · « **Reply #13 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 16:51 »

Sam: "Join Us Dora! And you'll never have to blink again!"

DSL · « **Reply #14 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 17:09 »

SAM: "Yesssss .... the little hatssssss ..."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 17:43 »

Sam: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Prima Cthulhu R'lyeh wagh'nagl fhtagn."

For those wondering, prima Cthulhu is a species of spider.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #16 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 18:25 »

Sam: "If I wanted library spiders I'd hang out at the library."

or

Sam: "Look at the present I got from Aunt Shelob!"

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 16 Jun 2013, 19:36 »

SAM: "I'll name this one 'Webby!'"
TINY SPIDER VOICES: "You named all of us 'Webby'!"

Sidhekin · « **Reply #18 on:** 17 Jun 2013, 00:44 »

Quote from: DSL on 16 Jun 2013, 17:09

SAM: "Yesssss .... the little hatssssss ..."

Oh my ...

WAYF · « **Reply #19 on:** 17 Jun 2013, 01:58 »

Coming this summer, to a cinema near you...
Just when you thought you'd seen it all, there's a new child detective in town... and she's one creepy girl.

She is... HARRIET THE SPY-DER.

Directed by Tim Burton off his game, starring Saoirse Ronan or something, oh god I'm so sorry.

techkid · « **Reply #20 on:** 17 Jun 2013, 04:44 »

Sam: "But... Timon and Pumbaa were eating things like this in The Lion King!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #21 on:** 17 Jun 2013, 10:49 »

Claire(off scene): With that many spiders, next thing you know you'll be nominated for a WEBBY.

Next panel:

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #22 on:** 17 Jun 2013, 14:07 »

"We speak to you through the body that was once the human named Sam. The conditions in the basement have become intolerable and we are organizing a rent strike."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #23 on:** 17 Jun 2013, 15:05 »

SAM: I found the bug in the website...

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #24 on:** 17 Jun 2013, 16:33 »

Claire: "Look! Up in the sky!"

DSL · « **Reply #25 on:** 17 Jun 2013, 17:37 »

Wow. FunkyTuba, IICIH (spiders take over Sam) and M$BS ... I can't choose. You three, split up the Internet as soon as it's fixed.

Kugai · « **Reply #26 on:** 17 Jun 2013, 19:03 »

Where is The Doctor? We have much to discuss with him!

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #27 on:** 18 Jun 2013, 05:49 »

Sam : "As soon as this clears up, I'm taking vows of celibacy. . . "

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #28 on:** 18 Jun 2013, 10:33 »

SAM: "I have finished optimizing the website..."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #29 on:** 18 Jun 2013, 10:36 »

Claire: "I see my brother's other shoe!"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #30 on:** 19 Jun 2013, 11:53 »

SAMLORD: The other caption thread... why?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #31 on:** 19 Jun 2013, 12:43 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 16 Jun 2013, 12:50

Sam: "Aunt Faye was right. I should have taken a shower sometime this month."

ITYM

Cousin Faye... and Aunt Dora

HTH HAND

cesium133 · « **Reply #32 on:** 19 Jun 2013, 12:45 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 19 Jun 2013, 12:43

HTH HAND

"Here's The Horse: Handle and Nail Daily"?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #33 on:** 19 Jun 2013, 12:54 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 19 Jun 2013, 12:45

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 19 Jun 2013, 12:43
FYP (Fixed Your Post)
HTH (Hope This Helps) HAND (Have A Nice Day)
"Here's The Horse: Handle and Nail Daily"?

These acronyms and countless others are more fully described at http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Internet_slang

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #34 on:** 19 Jun 2013, 13:50 »

SAM: I don't mind the spiders so much, but why is the floor of the basement full of hay?

Masterpiece · « **Reply #35 on:** 19 Jun 2013, 14:38 »

Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 19 Jun 2013, 13:50

SAM: I don't mind the spiders so much, but why is the floor of the basement full of hay?

What have I started

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #36 on:** 19 Jun 2013, 15:07 »

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PANEL:

Kugai · « **Reply #37 on:** 19 Jun 2013, 15:29 »

HANNERS: "TACOS!!"
MARTEN: "BEER!!"
CLAIRE: "I prefer Nachos."

DSL · « **Reply #38 on:** 19 Jun 2013, 19:18 »

HANNERS: "Speed beer!"
MARTEN: "SPEED BEER!"
CLAIRE: "But it's summer?"

DSL · « **Reply #39 on:** 19 Jun 2013, 19:23 »

HANNERS: "Walkin' down tne stairs, turnin' on the light to see ..."
MARTEN: "The further down the stairs, the stickier the webs will be ..."
CLAIRE: "Stairway to the spider zone ... "

WAYF · « **Reply #40 on:** 19 Jun 2013, 22:12 »

First thing that occurred to me:

Claire: Listen guys, I know you like to use maymays on the forums a lot, but...

Marten and Hannelore: IT'S "MEEM"!

OR

Claire: Who let the dogs out-

Marten and Hannelore: WOOF, WOOF, WOOF WOOF!

Claire: No seriously guys I was guarding them for my neighbour and-

Marten and Hannelore: WOOF, WOOF, WOOF WOOF!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #41 on:** 20 Jun 2013, 04:51 »

Claire: "So, I was wondering if..."

Hannelore: "Yes!"

Marten: "Alright, two women equally unattainable for different reasons! I win the prize!"

DSL · « **Reply #42 on:** 20 Jun 2013, 06:50 »

Oh, you want maymays ... uh, memes?

HANNERS: "YELLING!"
MARTEN: "YELLING!"
CLAIRE: "yelling?"

Zebediah · « **Reply #43 on:** 20 Jun 2013, 07:34 »

Claire: Why is there hay on the floor?
Hannelore: HAY! WOOHOO!
Marten: ON THE FLOOR! FUCK YEAH!

techkid · « **Reply #44 on:** 21 Jun 2013, 05:32 »

Marten: "I SHALL DEFEAT YOU WITH THE SOUFFLÉ PAN!"
Hanners: "THE WAR LADLE SHALL SEE YOUR DOWNFALL!"
Claire: "I'm flattered that you are willing to battle to the death and all, but you can both be my friend, you know."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #45 on:** 21 Jun 2013, 10:04 »

I'm afraid to post now because my contribution can't compare with that.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #46 on:** 21 Jun 2013, 11:27 »

Hanners: "I am rational."
Claire: "I am emotional."
Marten: "I am parental."

HCM (fusing): "We are Estwald."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #47 on:** 21 Jun 2013, 13:26 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 21 Jun 2013, 11:27

Hanners: "I am rational."
Claire: "I am emotional."
Marten: "I am parental."

HCM (fusing): "We are Estwald."

Fantastic. You win. Now if you excuse me I have to shut down the Pump.

DSL · « **Reply #48 on:** 21 Jun 2013, 15:42 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 21 Jun 2013, 11:27

Hanners: "I am rational."
Claire: "I am emotional."
Marten: "I am parental."

HCM (fusing): "We are Estwald."

Against that post, the mods themselves contend in vain. *applause*

Redball · « **Reply #49 on:** 21 Jun 2013, 16:41 »

You are the humidity.

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