Topic: QC Captions Vol. 121 (Read 12944 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 30 Jun 2013, 18:28 »

Sorry for the delay folks, I've only just returned from a weekend in ~~Bedrock~~ West Virginia. Anyhoo....FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 30 Jun 2013, 18:47 »

Dora: Wow, he's really getting good at this!
Faye: Yeah, look at that attention to detail.
Penelope: You're seriously reading Volume 617 of Pintsize's tentacle rape hentai?

Zebediah · « **Reply #2 on:** 30 Jun 2013, 18:53 »

Dora: Holy Crap!
Faye: Daaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnng!
Penelope: He's Pizza Girl?

WAYF · « **Reply #3 on:** 30 Jun 2013, 19:19 »

Dora: Wow... Raven's little black book has got a lot bigger over the years.
Penelope: Too big to confine to a book, by the looks of it.
Faye: Hey! When did SVEN get on there?!

Skewbrow · « **Reply #4 on:** 30 Jun 2013, 22:40 »

Dora: "Wow. This is kinda hot."
Faye: "We should have him reenact that part. Wearing only his shiny glasses and a codpiece."
Penelope: "Meh, I already have a boyfriend."
Marigold (opening the door): "G'morning."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #5 on:** 30 Jun 2013, 22:41 »

Dora: "Oh, no. We're getting inspected by the health department".

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #6 on:** 01 Jul 2013, 00:27 »

Faye: Wow, we made that much last month?
Dora: I can't believe it myself.
Penelope: You missed a decimal point.

Carl-E · « **Reply #7 on:** 01 Jul 2013, 00:40 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 30 Jun 2013, 22:41

Dora: "Oh, no. We're getting inspected by the health department".

Faye: "Well, don't look at me!"

Penny: "Maybe you should start washing your hands before returning to work..."

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 01 Jul 2013, 04:31 »

FAYE: "Hell-ohhhh ..."
DORA (up an octave): "Hell-ohhhh ...
PENELOPE (up another octave): "Hell-ohhhh ... "
ALL THREE (not singing): "Hello!"

Carl-E · « **Reply #9 on:** 01 Jul 2013, 06:54 »

Quote from: DSL on 01 Jul 2013, 04:31

FAYE: "Hell-ohhhh ..."
DORA (up ~~an octave~~ a third): "Hell-ohhhh ...
PENELOPE (up ~~another octave~~ a fifth): "Hell-ohhhh ... "
ALL THREE (not singing): "Hello!"

Sorry, my close-harmony senses were tingling...

DSL · « **Reply #10 on:** 01 Jul 2013, 07:19 »

Well, don't that just melt your lug wrench.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #11 on:** 01 Jul 2013, 08:25 »

Dora: Oh my gosh... Mr Jacques left the script for the rest of the year just lying around here...

(Anyone wanna help?)

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #12 on:** 01 Jul 2013, 08:31 »

Faye: "Wait, Marty and Steve? I thought that was just a one-off joke. And what about Cosette?"
Pen-pen: "Screw Cosette, who the hell is this 'butcher' guy and why is he so pissed off with my Wil?"

DrBear · « **Reply #13 on:** 01 Jul 2013, 08:34 »

Faye: Hmmm, this arc about Pintsize and Winslow getting married should be fun...
Dora: Ripped from the headlines, huh?
Penn-elope: Wait, the Roomba's officiating?

DSL · « **Reply #14 on:** 01 Jul 2013, 09:41 »

FAYE (reading): "Notice: To all employees and characters of the webcomic 'Questionable Content" ..."
DORA (reading): "... Economic conditions have necessitated readjustments in the personnel structure of the Comic ... "
PENELOPE: "Shit. And I just got off the bus."

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #15 on:** 01 Jul 2013, 09:42 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 01 Jul 2013, 08:25

Dora: Oh my gosh... Mr Jacques left the script for the rest of the year just lying around here...

(Anyone wanna help?)

FAYE: Butts!
DORA: Butts?
PENELOPE: Nothing but butts.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #16 on:** 02 Jul 2013, 04:50 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 01 Jul 2013, 08:25

Dora: Oh my gosh... Mr Jacques left the script for the rest of the year just lying around here...

(Anyone wanna help?)

Faye: "That's what he meant by, 'don't get comfortable?'"

Penny: "He's trolling us, there's no way that he'd take us there. I mean the shippers would just go insane, or more insane than normal."

Thrudd · « **Reply #17 on:** 02 Jul 2013, 08:56 »

Dora: Hats.
Faye: Hats!
Penelope: Hats?

Dora: Tapir in the library.
Faye: Honey-badger in the Kitchen.
Penelope: Muskrat with a PSIII.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #18 on:** 02 Jul 2013, 15:09 »

DORA: This is it... The Secret Bakery muffin recipe. Do you KNOW what I had to do to get this?
FAYE: You mean who?
PENPEN: Lemme guess, Jim?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #19 on:** 02 Jul 2013, 16:08 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 02 Jul 2013, 15:09

DORA: This is it... The Secret Bakery muffin recipe. Do you KNOW what I had to do to get this?
FAYE: You mean who?
PENPEN: Lemme guess, Jim?

DORA: No... I had to fly Marten's mother in. She can be very... persuasive.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #20 on:** 02 Jul 2013, 16:24 »

DORA: This is it... The Secret Bakery muffin recipe. Do you KNOW what I had to do to get this?
FAYE: Deep throat Jim?
PENPEN: No no we're talking triple-chocolate with chocolate chips. Anal for sure!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #21 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 14:02 »

Second panel, folks! For this one, I was gonna put arrows on the speech bubbles to make it seem like Dale and the poor grocery guy were the ones talking, but I think it's better this way; now anyone could be doing the talking. Enjoy!

ankhtahr · « **Reply #22 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 14:04 »

But Masterpiece ignored the lessons from GarandMarine…
…and lost his knife a few seconds later.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #23 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 14:06 »

bluh?

ankhtahr · « **Reply #24 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 14:11 »

Remember what GarandMarine said about holding a knife like that? Also I don't see Dale as Dale anymore. In the forums it's definitely you…

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #25 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 14:58 »

"Death to all who put translucent cash registers on hay bales!"
"You know, I think I really like vanilla."

Zebediah · « **Reply #26 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 16:39 »

Dale: "Kill! Kill! KILL!"
Grocery guy: "Hi, I'm Randy! I'm a grocery clerk! I'm eternal!"

celticgeek · « **Reply #27 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 16:43 »

Dale: Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
yelling, "KILL, KILL."

Sargent: You're our boy.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #28 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 16:56 »

"What do you think of my stance and grip?"
"Look, here's an illustration of a better way to do it."

DSL · « **Reply #29 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 17:02 »

DALE: "An elegant weapon from a more civilized age."
GROCERY GUY: "Ancient weapons and hokey gamer skills are no substitute for a good cash register at your side."

Or

DALE (thinking): "OK, I'm supposed to butcher and package a side of beef hanging somewhere. Is that it ...? Damn glowing glasses."

Or

GROCERY GUY: "That's not a knoife."
DALE: "Yes, it is."

Or

ALL: "Muad'dib! Muad'dib! MUAD'DIB!"

celticgeek · « **Reply #30 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 17:05 »

Quote from: DSL on 03 Jul 2013, 17:02

ALL: "Muad'dib! Muad'dib! MUAD'DIB!"

Despite my superior entry above, this one is the WINNER!

ankhtahr · « **Reply #31 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 17:09 »

Quote from: DSL on 03 Jul 2013, 17:02

GROCERY GUY: "That's not a knoife."
DALE: "Yes, it is."

Bwahaha, my father always referenced the scene when we were on vacation to Croatia and he used the big bowie knife he keeps in the caravan.

Carl-E · « **Reply #32 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 19:29 »

Hanners: "Is it over yet?"

Marigold: "This isn't even the scary part of the movie. Besides, it's not like it's Blood Tree or anything."

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #33 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 21:15 »

Steve: Thats not how you hold a knife!!
Marten: During or after your drinking binges?

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #34 on:** 03 Jul 2013, 21:43 »

Quote from: ankhtahr on 03 Jul 2013, 14:11

Remember what GarandMarine said about holding a knife like that? Also I don't see Dale as Dale anymore. In the forums it's definitely you…

I could rewrite and post that big column on why you shouldn't hold a knife like that, and how you should hold it instead if enough people are interested XD

Carl-E · « **Reply #35 on:** 04 Jul 2013, 06:23 »

We'll take your word on it.

techkid · « **Reply #36 on:** 04 Jul 2013, 06:34 »

Dale: "Now, all I have to do is shank this dude, and my guy can level up!"
Marigold: "OK. When I say that you've spent too much time on WoW, you know it must be a LOT!"

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #37 on:** 05 Jul 2013, 06:33 »

-Traditionally speaking, the heart of a great warrior is often considered a worthy offering to a potential mate.

-Unfortunately for Randy here, hearts kinda look all alike, and who wants to organize a 40 man raid when you can just go to a grocery store?

Storel · « **Reply #38 on:** 05 Jul 2013, 11:16 »

Quote from: celticgeek on 03 Jul 2013, 16:43

Dale: Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL."

Sargent: You're our boy.

I've been meaning to say, great "Alice's Restaurant" reference!

Kugai · « **Reply #39 on:** 06 Jul 2013, 11:04 »

Dale: "You'd go well with Fiva Beans."
GG: "But I hate Chianti!"

Sorflakne · « **Reply #40 on:** 06 Jul 2013, 12:24 »

A wild Dale appears.
Note-taking guy is currently unaware.
Critical Modifier: 2.7

DSL · « **Reply #41 on:** 06 Jul 2013, 13:11 »

techkid · « **Reply #42 on:** 07 Jul 2013, 03:59 »

Quote from: Sorflakne on 06 Jul 2013, 12:24

A wild Dale appears.
Note-taking guy is currently unaware.
Critical Modifier: 2.7

Dale uses Shank. It's Super Effective!

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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