Number 2482 reminds me of a really similar story.
I'd been over to a friend's house for drinks. There was a group of about six of us and several wanted to go to the local nightclub.
Nightclubs aren't really my thing, but spending time with friends is, so I went. Me and the other person who wasn't really a nightclub person got some drinks and sat in a quiet-ish corner chatting and keeping an eye on coats while the other four went dancing / "on the pull".
One of our number, we found out, gets quite creepy around women when he's drunk. We watched him try talking to someone, amusing ourselves as we watched her body language get more and more defensive until it got to the point that her friends rescued her or we went over to distract him while she escaped. (He is actually really quite sexist and in total denial about it - I honestly don't know who invites him to these things or why.)
After a bit of this he decided that he "hasn't got [his] mojo on" today, and decided to be my wingman.
I tried to explain that I wasn't interested in random pickups in clubs. He went away.
Three minutes later he turned up almost dragging a blonde woman behind him.
"This is Arkady," he says, "have you met him? Would you, yes or no?"
I like to think she was laughing at him and not me.
At least Tai is far less skeezy.