Topic: Random Puns (Read 425774 times)

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1400 on:** 28 Aug 2015, 08:34 »

Quote from: looktall on 28 Aug 2015, 04:21

http://imgur.com/gallery/3zadW

Enjoy.

Eh, photo-based punnery is like a concrete airplane, can't really picture that taking off

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #1401 on:** 28 Aug 2015, 08:51 »

It'll never get anywhere if it doesn't get visibility.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1402 on:** 28 Aug 2015, 14:03 »

Quote from: Neko_Ali on 28 Aug 2015, 08:51

It'll never get anywhere if it doesn't get visibility.

Nice vision-based pun. Eye appreciate it.

Kugai · « **Reply #1403 on:** 28 Aug 2015, 14:39 »

I wonder if someone will come up with a Cornia one

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1404 on:** 28 Aug 2015, 14:40 »

Quote from: Kugai on 28 Aug 2015, 14:39

I wonder if someone will come up with a Cornia one

Longer these go, the more Iris-k it

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #1405 on:** 28 Aug 2015, 16:27 »

Just don't blink or you'll miss it.

Akima · « **Reply #1406 on:** 28 Aug 2015, 17:16 »

Quote from: Kugai on 28 Aug 2015, 14:39

I wonder if someone will come up with a Cornia one

I'm sorry to lecture you as if you were a pupil, but that should be "cornea". It is important to get these things retina forum like this.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1407 on:** 28 Aug 2015, 17:30 »

The excel-lens of this thread diminishes when the possible puns dry up. Gets hard to focus.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #1408 on:** 29 Aug 2015, 11:04 »

Quote from: Akima on 28 Aug 2015, 17:16

Quote from: Kugai on 28 Aug 2015, 14:39
I wonder if someone will come up with a Cornia one
I'm sorry to lecture you as if you were a pupil, but that should be "cornea". It is important to get these things retina forum like this.

You're the "Spare the rod..." type, aren't you? That's a bit cone-serning.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1409 on:** 29 Aug 2015, 11:22 »

I really don't see this going much further. Anyone got something else to work off?

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #1410 on:** 29 Aug 2015, 11:59 »

Well if you don't want to keep going on, I suppose I could turn a blind eye to it.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1411 on:** 29 Aug 2015, 12:39 »

Quote from: Neko_Ali on 29 Aug 2015, 11:59

Well if you don't want to keep going on, I suppose I could turn a blind eye to it.

Which one? The first two are otherwise occupied. The third one? Maybe, but I dunno... if that's how it's gonna be, I need something to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1412 on:** 30 Aug 2015, 08:19 »

Google's new self-driving car, with chrome wheels:

(via http://imgur.com/gallery/L6YdThP)

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #1413 on:** 30 Aug 2015, 10:59 »

Error 404: Traffic not found

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1414 on:** 30 Aug 2015, 15:05 »

If only!

Kugai · « **Reply #1415 on:** 31 Aug 2015, 14:57 »

CIR-CU-LATE!

CIR-CU-LATE!

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #1416 on:** 31 Aug 2015, 14:58 »

Of course the car's biggest drawback is when it stops to buffer right in the middle of heavy traffic.

cesium133 · « **Reply #1417 on:** 03 Sep 2015, 14:01 »

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

Kugai · « **Reply #1418 on:** 03 Sep 2015, 14:04 »

Aye Chihuahua!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1419 on:** 04 Sep 2015, 14:43 »

There's an episode of Doc Martin in which one of his patients, feeling fatigued, self-treated for anemia when in fact she had the opposite problem, sky-high and symptom-causing ferritin levels.

In other words, trying to treat her problem, she made it worse.

Isn't it ironic?

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1420 on:** 04 Sep 2015, 15:21 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 04 Sep 2015, 14:43

There's an episode of Doc Martin in which one of his patients, feeling fatigued, self-treated for anemia when in fact she had the opposite problem, sky-high and symptom-causing ferritin levels.

In other words, trying to treat her problem, she made it worse.

Isn't it ironic?

I feel this is stretched. A bit wrought.

Kugai · « **Reply #1421 on:** 04 Sep 2015, 17:23 »

Sometimes, it pays to see an expert to get things Ironed out.

jwhouk · « **Reply #1422 on:** 04 Sep 2015, 18:16 »

The punning is starting to fall flat.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1423 on:** 04 Sep 2015, 18:25 »

Flat like a mesa, the highest form of imitation, imitation being the highest form of flattery

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1424 on:** 04 Sep 2015, 18:28 »

Sorry for the geological joke, just laying some groundwork for potentially mountainous punnery

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #1425 on:** 04 Sep 2015, 19:39 »

Nah, nah it's cool. I can dig it.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1426 on:** 04 Sep 2015, 20:04 »

These puns are good, but I hope we don't plateau.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1427 on:** 04 Sep 2015, 20:09 »

Glad to seecit's working. Wasn't sure how this would land.

cesium133 · « **Reply #1428 on:** 04 Sep 2015, 20:17 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 04 Sep 2015, 20:04

These puns are good, but I hope we don't plateau.

I think any suggestion we've plateaued isthmus taken.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #1429 on:** 04 Sep 2015, 20:28 »

Well I don't think that we can sink any lower. We're certainly mining the depths for puns, tying to find diamonds.

Kugai · « **Reply #1430 on:** 04 Sep 2015, 21:19 »

Some are real gold though

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1431 on:** 06 Sep 2015, 09:09 »

I respectfully disagree. Don't lead us on. These puns are iron pyrite, cubic zirconium at best

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1432 on:** 06 Sep 2015, 09:28 »

You'd think so at a glance, but you might find a diamond in the rough.

Kugai · « **Reply #1433 on:** 06 Sep 2015, 12:59 »

Just so we don't Coral a load of bad ones

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1434 on:** 03 Oct 2015, 18:40 »

Metope · « **Reply #1435 on:** 03 Oct 2015, 20:00 »

I know someone here (the states) who used to work in Netflix CS, he said a surprising number of people pronounce it "qwewe". I guess it sort of makes sense if you've never heard it spoken out loud before, but I still think it's pretty funny.

To their defense, it's a pretty bonkers way of spelling a word.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1436 on:** 03 Oct 2015, 21:38 »

What's funny is I had heard it said out loud plenty of times...but then I saw it and made literally no connection in my head between the word that I heard that sounds like "cue" and the word I saw in front of me that looks like kwee-wee. I forget exactly how I realized it. Probably context. Still though.

Kugai · « **Reply #1437 on:** 04 Oct 2015, 14:07 »

At least it only takes up one line

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1438 on:** 04 Oct 2015, 14:22 »

Yeah, the word itself is pretty orderly...

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1439 on:** 26 Oct 2015, 23:47 »

Should Marigold Farmer's name have been Annie Maynard?

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1440 on:** 27 Oct 2015, 04:35 »

I don't get it.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1441 on:** 27 Oct 2015, 04:50 »

Say it really quickly. Or, move the space three characters to the right.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1442 on:** 27 Oct 2015, 05:21 »

Ahhh. Anna would've worked better.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1443 on:** 27 Oct 2015, 19:35 »

(For folks outside the states, Daylight Saving Time ends this weekend, clocks go back an hour.)

Kugai · « **Reply #1444 on:** 27 Oct 2015, 21:18 »

That happened about a month or so ago for us

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1445 on:** 27 Oct 2015, 22:42 »

My wife had never seen Mentos dropped into diet Coke, so I bought some to show her.

There are Mentos left over.

Our city collects food scraps along with yard waste to be publicly composted. My wife was unwilling to toss the candy into that waste stream.

They are non compost Mentos.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1446 on:** 29 Oct 2015, 20:03 »

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cesium133 · « **Reply #1447 on:** 30 Oct 2015, 15:59 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1448 on:** 30 Oct 2015, 16:22 »

My friend who hates puns recently decided that puns are ok as long as you tell them with a completely straight face, which...no, fuck that. Making the face is half the pun

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #1449 on:** 30 Oct 2015, 16:30 »

Best use of the Clairedoge meme yet...

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