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Is it cold in here?:
Were the imperial Romans landscape painters? I heard they tried to depict Britain.

What is the scariest country in the world? Zombie-a.

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Since Dune was about a precognitive, should it have been called The Foresight Saga?

Since plants photosynthesize, would you say they are having a light meal?

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It is Northern Hemisphere spring, and the deciduous trees are releaving themselves in public.

Method of Madness:


An old thread, but this was worth reviving it :roll:

Akima:
Considering how long this thread went between postings, should we say that sparkly vampires who bite their girlfriends' throats are neck-romancers?

Method of Madness:
Yes. Yes, we should.

Detachable Felix:
I was watching a documentary on SBS about this year's Eurovision winner. I have to say, the jokes about her name were the Wurst.

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