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Masterpiece:
Reading this thread again really put me in a pickle to find a good new pun about delicatessen

Detachable Felix:
Not that long ago, I was in Melbourne, stuck in a shopping centre where the radio was playing that godawful song "Kryptonite", right?

- Anyways so the announcers came on after it and were talking about how they filmed part of the film clip for the song right here in Melbourne.

Well, I was bored and had nothing much to do, so I looked up the place that they supposedly used in the film clip.

I walked up to the receptionist and asked her "Is this the place where they filmed Kryptonite?". She replied. "Nah, that's Three Doors Down".

... :mrgreen:

(Usually I tell this one in person, works better.)

Kugai:
*Shakes Bad Joke Jar at LJFelix*

Method of Madness:
To be fair, he had an accomplice.

jwhouk:
No, I think he accompliced that one all on his own.

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