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Method of Madness:
I'm pretty sure I made this up the other day (as opposed to it being from a show and me forgetting about it like "crucifixins").

Why are lawyers such good exorcists? Because possession is nine-tenths of the law :claireface:

Is it cold in here?:
The solid red-purple mass I had on my lower leg caused the nurse who looked at it to be audibly startled.

I guess professional detachment can be overcome by fuchsia shock.

Kugai:
That must have been a bruising encounter

Is it cold in here?:
I wonder how many lives could have been saved by having a waiting period before holding a duel.

They used to take seconds to arrange.

cesium133:
I pass by this building on the way to work every day and didn't know its name until I read this article... and its name is fit for this thread.

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