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Skewbrow:
--- Quote from: bhtooefr on 04 Dec 2016, 21:43 ---From http://imgur.com/gallery/t5LaE:
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they might have died from Avian Flu.
A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an ornithological behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck".
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Only in America New England.
bhtooefr:
Here's some fresh ground coffee to wake up with:
Is it cold in here?:
In The Chroncles of Narnia, the Talking Mice compensated for their small size by being exceptionally brave warriors.
Their slogan could have been
"The few. The proud. The Murines."
cesium133:
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Kugai:
--- Quote from: bhtooefr on 15 Dec 2016, 04:15 ---Here's some fresh ground coffee to wake up with:
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There is a level in Hades for people who waste Coffee like that!!!!!
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