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Is it cold in here?:
I forget where I saw this. Might even have been here.

In Greek mythology, Chiron was a healer with the torso of a man and the lower body of a horse.

Did that make him the centaur for disease control?

Farideh:
I heard this one today during a company meeting:

"I was recently arrested for laughing loud while visiting Hawaii.
Apparently they only allow a low ha."

Gnabberwocky:

--- Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 29 Apr 2021, 20:36 ---I forget where I saw this. Might even have been here.

In Greek mythology, Chiron was a healer with the torso of a man and the lower body of a horse.

Did that make him the centaur for disease control?

--- End quote ---

Clearly he was unable to cure himself, because he constantly felt a little hoarse.

bhtooefr:
https://twitter.com/zhuowei/status/1394388165373333506

Akima:
What do you call an anti-vaxer who dresses up as an elderly housekeeper?
(click to show/hide)Mrs DoubtPfizer.Too good to not steal.

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