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Tova:
Whiteboards are quite remarkable.

Tova:
https://necarion.tumblr.com/post/645749865144614912/my-4yo-points-to-the-label-on-my-tea-bag-what

Gyrre:
Heard this one during the reading of donations at the end of High Rollers: Aerois #122  'One Month Later' . Credit to MK13 wolf.

I was in Spain not to long ago, and I was staying in a lovely hotel in the middle of nowhere. I had a heart attack and I was luckily saved by a doctor who worked at the hotel. When I was released from hospital I went back to thank her. "Thank you for saving my life. I'm quite surprised that a doctor works at this place in the middle of nowhere."  She responded "Nobody expects the Spainish in-physician."

Tova:
This book title ...  8-)

Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat

LeeC:
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing on a narrow sidewalk, watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four people have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and asks "Can you all see me better now?"

"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

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