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Is it cold in here?:
Santa brought me an Apple Watch. It has an Activity app which tracks progress toward user-defined goals on minutes of brisk exercise, calories spent moving around, and how often I get up and move around.
It's on a circular display, so it displays circular progress bars. Meeting a goal is referred to as closing a ring.
I'd finished two of three daily goals and sent email to my computery friends that I was two-ring complete.
LeeC:
Was watching a youtube video about Napoleonic War Cavalry and came across this gem in the comment section:
Why were the Polish considered to make the best lancers?
Because lances are pole-arms, of course!
Is it cold in here?:
I texted my wife a picture of the two outer circles complete and said "What does this make me?".
She said it meant I was in the inner circle.
Gyrre:
--- Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 04 Jan 2022, 09:03 ---Santa brought me an Apple Watch. It has an Activity app which tracks progress toward user-defined goals on minutes of brisk exercise, calories spent moving around, and how often I get up and move around.
It's on a circular display, so it displays circular progress bars. Meeting a goal is referred to as closing a ring.
I'd finished two of three daily goals and sent email to my computery friends that I was two-ring complete.
--- End quote ---
I'm torn between :claireface: and (-_-).
Morituri:
When we say things like "Void where prohibited" and "Think outside the box" we hope our cats disobey.
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