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Is it cold in here?:
I've just started studying French, and I had an idea.
It's to start an e-commerce site delivering jokes.
It would be called amusant.com.
Is it cold in here?:
Happy French Language Day!
The children's song "Alouette" features someone who, in every verse, tells the songbird it's nice and then says he's going to pluck the feathers off part of it.
I wondered why someone would decide to do something so hostile after saying the songbird was nice. But then I realized.
Maybe he was doing it on a lark.
RedWolf4:
Hopefully, otherwise they were being a right tit.
Tova:
Why didn't the lifeguard rescue the hippy?
Because he was too far out, man.
Akima:
Why do coconuts sing?
(click to show/hide)Because they're in the coir.
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