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QC Captions Vol. 130
« on: 01 Sep 2013, 10:21 »

Heyo everybody. Hope everyone ELSE enjoys their day off tomorrow. FIRST IMAGE:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #1 on: 01 Sep 2013, 10:37 »

Faye: Eww, you had salad for breakfast? No wonder you're so cranky, and gassy.
Dora: I told you, that smell earlier was NOT me!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #2 on: 01 Sep 2013, 13:37 »

Faye: "You have sleeves. Why do you have sleeves."
Dora: "I own this place, I'm entitled to a little distinction."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #3 on: 01 Sep 2013, 18:04 »

Faye: Wait, I got INTO this comic by burning down my apartment with a toaster. And you think I can run this place?
Dora: Look, the only place I'm shown in anymore is in here. I have GOT to take a break.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #4 on: 01 Sep 2013, 18:47 »

Faye:  "The Espresso Machine tried to chat me up this morning."

Dora:  "Yeah, it did that to me on Friday."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #5 on: 01 Sep 2013, 19:07 »

Faye:  "The Espresso Machine tried to chat me up this morning."

Dora:  "Yeah, it did that to me on Friday."
Faye: The experimental carafe tried to chat me up this morning.
Dora: Yeah, it's getting dangerously close to sentience. I'm going to go wash it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #6 on: 01 Sep 2013, 20:29 »

Faye: "So how do you think the others will take the news?"

Dora: "I don't think Penelope and Cosette won't mind. I'm just worried Hannelore will go into OCD shock."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #7 on: 01 Sep 2013, 22:47 »

Faye: Whoa. Jeph remembered to draw my scar...
Dora: Yeah. I wish just once he'd forget about my tramp stamp... That thing itches like a Bitch!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #8 on: 01 Sep 2013, 23:52 »

Faye: Dora, I know you love quoting memes, but they get really old, really fast.

Dora: It's the UBIQUITY.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #9 on: 02 Sep 2013, 04:03 »

Faye: "So... when do I get the managerial sword?"
Dora: "Yeah... I left that with Claire. She's in charge of crowd control."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #10 on: 02 Sep 2013, 06:00 »

FAYE: "The Cave of Twenty Asses is more like forty. We need to do something."
DORA: "Yeah. Listen, I have a plan ... "
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #11 on: 02 Sep 2013, 06:45 »

Faye:  "When did you get so damn tall?" 

Dora: "I ... I've just been slouching a lot around Tai..." 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #12 on: 02 Sep 2013, 10:18 »

FAYE: "The Cave of Twenty Asses is more like forty. We need to do something."
DORA: "Yeah. Listen, I have a plan ... "

Sounds like a WoW quest is coming:

Hail, adventurer!

I am in need of your assistance - go into the nearby woods and fetch me twenty bear bare asses. I'll reward you greatly for your efforts.

Deliver: twenty bear bare asses
You will recieve: 50 cp

[Accept] [Decline]


Marigold/Dale would probably be up to the task.


* Pilchard123 has never played WoW so doesn't know what the quest intros are like
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #13 on: 03 Sep 2013, 00:00 »

Faye: "So you're telling me this machine can make stuff into coffee?"

Dora: "Yup. Wait I think I got a ham sandwich lying around here somewhere."


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #14 on: 03 Sep 2013, 09:52 »

Faye:  "Have you seen the scripts for the next few weeks?  And what they want me to do? "

Dora:  "Yeah, look I may have mentioned those films you did early in your career..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #15 on: 04 Sep 2013, 10:34 »

Faye: Can you believe that last guy who came in to interview? Dave something?
Dora: Gawd... I hope the smell clears before the next candidate arrives.
Faye: Forget the candidate... Hanners' shift starts in 20 minutes
Dora: Crap... does this place have a ceiling fan?
Faye: Nah. The raccoon ate all the wires
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #16 on: 04 Sep 2013, 14:15 »

SECOND PANEL:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #17 on: 04 Sep 2013, 14:19 »

Hanners: "Mmm, your tears are delicious!"
Pintsize: "Er, while I'm actually sort of glad we established that they only dissolve fabric, this is getting kinda creepy."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #18 on: 04 Sep 2013, 14:27 »

"Oh, Station my love, I've always dreamed of this..."
"Pintsize. My name is Pintsize."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #19 on: 04 Sep 2013, 15:38 »

^gets my vote
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #20 on: 04 Sep 2013, 15:47 »

PINTSIZE:  "So that's sex, hunh?    Rather disappointing after all that."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #21 on: 04 Sep 2013, 15:49 »

Hannelore: I'm gonna go set another fire for you to put out, you sexy little firefighter.
Pintsize: Uh... maybe I should just be going...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #22 on: 04 Sep 2013, 19:28 »

HANNERS: "You are fully functional, aren't you?"
PINTSIZE: "Of course, but ... "
HANNERS: "How fully?"
PINTSIZE: "Ohhh shiiiiiit."
HANNERS: "That line shouldn't come until the movie."
PINTSIZE: "You mean after I crash and burn, right?"

EDITED for better last line. Well, I like it anyway.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #23 on: 05 Sep 2013, 09:18 »

Hanners:  "Why didn't we do this sooner?"

Pintsize:  "When is Marten getting back?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #24 on: 05 Sep 2013, 09:50 »

Hannelore: "Oh Pintsize. I love the way you lose all motor control, when I lick here. It's so electrifying!"
Pintsize: "Well. The motion control circuitry is near there. And it ain't waterproof."

ZZZZAPPPP!

H&P: "I think I need a cigarette."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #25 on: 05 Sep 2013, 12:47 »

* Pilchard123 has never played WoW so doesn't know what the quest intros are like

Actually, that's pretty par for the course for *some* of them. How elaborate the descriptions get depends on who is talking (a random giant probably won't be as elaborate in his descriptions as the ghost of a noble High Elf) and on the laziness of the writer.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #26 on: 05 Sep 2013, 17:09 »

HANNERS: "Oh, Winslow ... "
PINTSIZE (grumbling): "I knew it ... "
MARTEN (OP, opening door): "Hanners! I signed the contract, so I have to! But you ... ?!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #27 on: 05 Sep 2013, 19:46 »

HANNERS: "Oh, Winslow ... "
PINTSIZE (grumbling): "I knew it ... "
MARTEN Winslow (OP, opening door): "Hanners! I'm ho.... OH MY GOD, NO!!!"

FYP!   :-D :-D :-D
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« Reply #28 on: 06 Sep 2013, 05:01 »

If you're gonna riff ...

PINTSIZE: "Oh, Winslow ... "
HANNERS (grumbling): "I knew it ... "
WINSLOW (OP, opening door): "Hanners, I'm ho -- All right, THAT'S IT!"
PINTSIZE: "Winslow, no! Where are you going?
WINSLOW: "I'm going to get the SMBC Neuralizer, set it on high, and fry that trollop's brain!"
PINTSIZE: "No, Winslow! You can't! Listen! She pays for this apartment! She pays the electric bill! She pays for the Wi-Fi! She pays for the upgrades and she said she'd even pay for upgrading you to a New iPad chassis like you wanted, every time Apple comes out with another backwards-incompatible upgrade! She paid for the robot hamster! ... please, Winslow, not the Neuralizer!"
WINSLOW: "What Neuralizer? I'm going to go get one of Marten's hoodies. She'll catch her death of cold, lying there like that in nothing but socks and panties!"

... riff all the way.

(Forumites of a certain age might recognize the original "Please, Henry! Not the shotgun!" version of this joke.)
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« Reply #29 on: 06 Sep 2013, 12:42 »

Hanners: "Mmm, raspberry. Delicious!"
Pintsize: "And here I always thought blue was blueberry. Truth in advertising my butt."
Hanners: "... and a sweet one at that."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #30 on: 08 Sep 2013, 02:09 »

SECOND PANEL:

[image]

forgive me

As if you didn't know where that would go. ;D

Also, every single last caption here is some flavour of horrifying. :psyduck:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #31 on: 08 Sep 2013, 03:58 »



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« Reply #32 on: 08 Sep 2013, 05:32 »

HANNERS: Oh Pintsize *KISS*, let's make *SMACK* passionate and very hygienic *SLURP* love all night!
PINTSIZE: Not to burst your bubble or anything, but Iduguphergrave and the rest of the Caption Contest perverts are looking down on us through a glass panel in the ceiling!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #33 on: 08 Sep 2013, 05:59 »

HANNERS: I want to have a reasonable number of your babies.
PINTSIZE: What technology is your dad WORKING on, anyway?

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #34 on: 08 Sep 2013, 15:11 »

C'mon now. What would be a reasonable number of Pintsize 2.0s?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 130
« Reply #35 on: 08 Sep 2013, 15:17 »

Zero, of course.
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