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QC Captions Vol. 131

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DSL:
PENELOPE: "Look up at that night sky, and tell me what you deduce."
FAYE: "I deduce, from the number of stars I see and from speculation that many of them are suns like our own, that have planets like our own orbiting them, that there might be life and that we are  not alone in the universe."
COSETTE: "I deduce someone stole our upstairs!"

Zebediah:
Penelope: "My, that was some rather heavy-handed buttsex."
Faye: "Best kind."
Cosette: "Oooh! Steve and I do that all the time. Last time I had my hand THIS far..."

techkid:
Penelope: "We're training another employee? Great..."
Faye: "Nice one Pen-pen, you can cover 'Sarcasm and Disinterest 101'!"
Cosette: "Um... What do I get to do?"

iduguphergrave:

--- Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 09 Sep 2013, 02:29 ---PEN:   "How many people are going riff on the same basic concept?"
FAYE:  "All of them -- it's a caption content!"
COS:  "Cookie-cutter response!"

--- End quote ---



Nice

PintsizeForPresident:
PENELOPE:      Who's there?
Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself. ...

[ snip 2 hours of Shakespeare declamation ]
 
... Let four captains
Bear Hamlet, like a soldier, to the stage;
For he was likely, had he been put on,
To have proved most royally: and, for his passage,
The soldiers' music and the rites of war
Speak loudly for him.
Take up the bodies: such a sight as this
Becomes the field, but here shows much amiss.
Go, bid the soldiers shoot.

FAYE: Wow, seems that you *do* know the entire Hamlet by heart. I'm impressed!
COSETTE: Can I go pee now? Sjeesh, that took, like, forever!

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