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QC Captions Vol. 131

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FunkyTuba:
Pizza Girl: "ok. Fine. You got me. I'm pizza girl.
Faye: "Great! You're fired for lying. Now, go pick up Dale's hours at the pizza place.
Cosette: "Ooh! Ooh! I want a pizza!"

PintsizeForPresident:
PENELOPE: For the last time Faye, I am not pizza girl.
FAYE: I so totally believe that. *sarcastic thumbs up*
COSETTE: Can I borrow your costume?

WAYF:
Penelope: Alright, fine, I'll say it. Wil's my boafremgh. My berfrnn. My boyfregh. My boyfling - DAMNIT!

Faye: See? It's much more difficult than it sounds!

Cosette: Ooh, I want a boyfling!

cesariojpn:
Penelope: Alright, I won't block Dale from joining us at Coffee of Doom.
Faye: Attagirl!! Now to update the sexual harassment training materials....
Cosette: Oooo!! I'll help!!

MillionDollar Belt Sander:
PEN:   "How many people are going riff on the same basic concept?"
FAYE:  "All of them -- it's a caption content!"
COS:  "Cookie-cutter response!"

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