Topic: QC Captions Vol. 131 (Read 8455 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 08 Sep 2013, 17:42 »

Good evening, darlings. FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy...

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1 on:** 08 Sep 2013, 18:01 »

Penelope: "Honestly, this thing just pops up everytime I'm talking now. I tried talking dirty to my man in the theater the other night and everyone could freaking read it."

Faye: "I dunno, I kinda like it. Now I can snark in deadpan AND comic sans."

Cossette: "Oh! Can I join in!?"

jwhouk · « **Reply #2 on:** 08 Sep 2013, 18:05 »

PenPen: "Oh, all right, I'll see if I can get Wil to do the palm frond waving, but I still think the chocolate fountain is a bit much."
FayeFaye: "Cool. I got a discount when that fondue place went out of business. Now I need someone to run down to Hershey and get us a pallet of chocolate for it."
Set-Set: "Oooh! I can! I've got friends with a Trans Am and an 18-wheeler!"

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #3 on:** 08 Sep 2013, 18:13 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 08 Sep 2013, 18:05

PenPen: "Oh, all right, I'll see if I can get Wil to do the palm frond waving, but I still think the chocolate fountain is a bit much."
FayeFaye: "Cool. I got a discount when that fondue place went out of business. Now I need someone to run down to Hershey and get us a pallet of chocolate for it."
Set-Set: "Oooh! I can! I've got friends with a Trans Am and an 18-wheeler!"

Is it bad that I'm imagining the cast in various Smoky and the Bandit scenarios?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #4 on:** 08 Sep 2013, 20:30 »

Penny: "Oh, great, there's another raccoon in the ceiling. But I guess managers don't have to worry about that."
Faye: "Bingo, toots!"
Cosette: "I'll get it! I'll get it! Where the ladder?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #5 on:** 08 Sep 2013, 21:58 »

Pizza Girl: "ok. Fine. You got me. I'm pizza girl.
Faye: "Great! You're fired for lying. Now, go pick up Dale's hours at the pizza place.
Cosette: "Ooh! Ooh! I want a pizza!"

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #6 on:** 08 Sep 2013, 23:21 »

PENELOPE: For the last time Faye, I am not pizza girl.
FAYE: I so totally believe that. *sarcastic thumbs up*
COSETTE: Can I borrow your costume?

WAYF · « **Reply #7 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 00:59 »

Penelope: Alright, fine, I'll say it. Wil's my boafremgh. My berfrnn. My boyfregh. My boyfling - DAMNIT!

Faye: See? It's much more difficult than it sounds!

Cosette: Ooh, I want a boyfling!

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #8 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 01:15 »

Penelope: Alright, I won't block Dale from joining us at Coffee of Doom.
Faye: Attagirl!! Now to update the sexual harassment training materials....
Cosette: Oooo!! I'll help!!

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #9 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 02:29 »

PEN: "How many people are going riff on the same basic concept?"
FAYE: "All of them -- it's a caption content!"
COS: "Cookie-cutter response!"

DSL · « **Reply #10 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 04:25 »

PENELOPE: "Look up at that night sky, and tell me what you deduce."
FAYE: "I deduce, from the number of stars I see and from speculation that many of them are suns like our own, that have planets like our own orbiting them, that there might be life and that we are not alone in the universe."
COSETTE: "I deduce someone stole our upstairs!"

Zebediah · « **Reply #11 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 04:46 »

Penelope: "My, that was some rather heavy-handed buttsex."
Faye: "Best kind."
Cosette: "Oooh! Steve and I do that all the time. Last time I had my hand THIS far..."

techkid · « **Reply #12 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 05:23 »

Penelope: "We're training another employee? Great..."
Faye: "Nice one Pen-pen, you can cover 'Sarcasm and Disinterest 101'!"
Cosette: "Um... What do I get to do?"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #13 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 07:09 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 09 Sep 2013, 02:29

PEN: "How many people are going riff on the same basic concept?"
FAYE: "All of them -- it's a caption content!"
COS: "Cookie-cutter response!"

Nice

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #14 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 07:24 »

PENELOPE: Who's there?
Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself. ...

[ snip 2 hours of Shakespeare declamation ]

... Let four captains
Bear Hamlet, like a soldier, to the stage;
For he was likely, had he been put on,
To have proved most royally: and, for his passage,
The soldiers' music and the rites of war
Speak loudly for him.
Take up the bodies: such a sight as this
Becomes the field, but here shows much amiss.
Go, bid the soldiers shoot.

FAYE: Wow, seems that you *do* know the entire Hamlet by heart. I'm impressed!
COSETTE: Can I go pee now? Sjeesh, that took, like, forever!

celticgeek · « **Reply #15 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 08:45 »

Penelope: I tell you, I am NOT Pizza Girl!
Faye" Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cosette: Dale has a Pizza Girl costume in his car.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #16 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 10:43 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 08 Sep 2013, 17:42

Good evening, darlings. FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy...

Penny: "For the last time, I don't smoke, drink or use bad language."

Faye: "However, we do know that you and Wil have..."

Cossette: "Faye, what does 'gone to the library together' have to do with this?"

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 13:27 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 08 Sep 2013, 21:58

Pizza Girl: "ok. Fine. You got me. I'm pizza girl.
Faye: "Great! You're fired for lying. Now, go pick up Dale's hours at the pizza place.
Cosette: "Ooh! Ooh! I want a pizza!"

My favorite so far.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #18 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 14:28 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 08 Sep 2013, 21:58

Pizza Girl: "ok. Fine. You got me. I'm pizza girl."
Faye: "Great! You're fired for lying. Now, go pick up Dale's hours at the pizza place."
Cosette: "Ooh! Ooh! I want a pizza!"

Thanks DSL, a tag came to me yesterday...

Crunchos Girl: "Ha HAAAA! That's what you think, Coffee Maven! I've transformed beyond mere Pizza...Henceforth I shall be known as....CRUNCHOS GIRL!!"
Cosette: "you BITCH! STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN"
Faye: "Whoa. that was random"

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #19 on:** 10 Sep 2013, 08:14 »

PENELOPE: Why did I agree to take part in your silly quiz again? The answer is "Banana Smoothie".
FAYE: Well done! Now, what is roughly the size of Dora's forearm and fist, and about as dextrous?
COSETTE: I know, I know, Steve told me!

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #20 on:** 10 Sep 2013, 16:06 »

PEN: "Where the ocEEEEAAAAAn meeeeets the sky I'll be saaaaaaaaaaaailing."
FAYE: "Great. One more. Now do White Wedding.:
COS: "You ever notice how Loch Lomand and Rhythm Of My Heart have the same melody or is it just me?"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #21 on:** 11 Sep 2013, 20:21 »

Late post is late. Sorry bout that; SECOND PANEL:

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #22 on:** 11 Sep 2013, 20:36 »

CLAIRE: "So that was sex, eh?"
MARTIN: "Heh, uh yeah it was. You sound disappointed."
TIA: "You did it wrong. Come in here and watch the video and I'll show you."

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #23 on:** 12 Sep 2013, 04:01 »

CLAIRE: Emily, hurry up! I gotta pee!
EMILY: Nearly done! I think a broke the elephants' record!
MARTEN: "elephants' record"?
EMILY: Did you know they can poop twice their own body weight?

Zebediah · « **Reply #24 on:** 12 Sep 2013, 04:18 »

Claire: "Ship?"
Marten: "Ship."
Everyone else, in unison: "GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!"

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #25 on:** 12 Sep 2013, 04:23 »

"So uh... I have a hard time expressing my feeling"
"I know I do too..."
"JUST KISS ALREADY!"

techkid · « **Reply #26 on:** 12 Sep 2013, 06:01 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 12 Sep 2013, 04:18

Claire: "Ship?"
Marten: "Ship."
Everyone else, in unison: "GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!"

Claire: "Ship?"
Marten: "Tuckahoe, NJ?"
'$1.98 Drill Press': "I put comfy blankets and air holes and everything in that air conditioner box!"

DSL · « **Reply #27 on:** 12 Sep 2013, 07:16 »

CLAIRE: "You've got a beetle on your neck."
MARTEN: "Do I? Thanks (*smack*)"
EMILY (OP): "Nooooooooooo!"

ankhtahr · « **Reply #28 on:** 12 Sep 2013, 07:28 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 12 Sep 2013, 04:18

Claire: "Ship?"
Marten: "Ship."
Everyone else, in unison: "GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!"

Claire: "You know, somehow all these people are making me nervous. Why would they get to decide who we like?"
Marten: "Well, the people on the other side of the black border are basically paying for us, so they believe they can tell us what to do."
Readers from outside the comic: "C'mon guys, do it finally!"

or

Claire: "Our spider problem is getting out of hand. The library spiders have already claimed the basement as their own realm. They call it "spider zone"."
Marten: "Yeah, I'm afraid Emily is partly responsible for that."
Emily: "Did you guys know that some big spiders can eat beetles?"

cesium133 · « **Reply #29 on:** 12 Sep 2013, 07:46 »

Quote from: ankhtahr

Emily: "Did you guys know that some big spiders can eat beetles?"

Claire: So that's what happened to John Lennon!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #30 on:** 12 Sep 2013, 08:21 »

Claire-bear: "Wait, this panel? Weren't we gonna do the cute one?"
Marteni: "Yeah, about that… it's not that I didn't want to…"
Voice off: "What dorkenmeier here is trying to say is that the lawyers were being paranoid about those new shipping regulations."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #31 on:** 12 Sep 2013, 08:51 »

Claire: "...So, long story short - Momo's pregnant."

Marten: "Yours or mine?"

Off-Panel: "For the last frakking time - I am not a cylon!"

DSL · « **Reply #32 on:** 12 Sep 2013, 09:54 »

CLAIRE: "That isn't really how they make a banana smoothie, is it?"
MARTEN: "I guess? Unless it's on the secret menu they have for close friends ... ?"
EMILY (OP) "We're friends."

or

CLAIRE: "Say, whatever happened to that chick with the hair?"
MARTEN: "You mean Gabby? Come to think of it, I haven't seen here in a while."
GABBY (OP): "I'm right here."
(beat)
GABBY (OP): "No. Not going there."
(beat)
GABBY (OP): (Sigh)(eyeroll) "It's the ... obscurity."

Carl-E · « **Reply #33 on:** 12 Sep 2013, 12:18 »

Have we seen her since the lake?

Is she still out there treading water?

jmucchiello · « **Reply #34 on:** 12 Sep 2013, 12:29 »

Claire: Have you seen Gabby lately?
Marten: Can't say I have.
Gabby: I'm right here. I'm just off panel.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #35 on:** 14 Sep 2013, 21:43 »

Claire: Are we sure we should let her run amok like this?
Marten: So long as she doesn't access the....
Emily: DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE A BOOK ON VICTORIAN ANAL PORN?

Storel · « **Reply #36 on:** 15 Sep 2013, 23:35 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 14 Sep 2013, 21:43

Claire: Are we sure we should let her run amok like this?
Marten: So long as she doesn't access the....
Emily: DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE A BOOK ON VICTORIAN ANAL PORN?

Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

This one just won the thread for me.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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