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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3050 on: 21 Jan 2014, 19:40 »

http://www.cracked.com/article_20869_5-ways-growing-up-inside-scientology-was-nightmare.html

Your daily reminder that Scientology is completely fucking evil.
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« Reply #3051 on: 21 Jan 2014, 20:39 »

Man, what is it with you people and posting urls? Use the insert hyperlink button for gods sake

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« Reply #3052 on: 21 Jan 2014, 20:44 »

This list of home cures brought to you by Fapping! and the Greater California Pornographer's Association.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3053 on: 21 Jan 2014, 22:06 »

Man, what is it with you people and posting urls? Use the insert hyperlink button for gods sake
I usually use the quick reply box, but then again I usually label my links anyway so never mind.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3054 on: 22 Jan 2014, 05:14 »

So.. not sure who Eponine is but she is pretty :)
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3055 on: 22 Jan 2014, 05:45 »



I wish I had that stamp when I was in the Air Force.
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« Reply #3056 on: 22 Jan 2014, 06:03 »

I would have been in deep trouble if I'd had that stamp on active service with the Corps.


So.. not sure who Eponine is but she is pretty :)

Eponine (in this case played by British actress Samantha Barks) is a character from the book and play Les Miserables. Her primary task in the play is... uh quite varied but she delivers an absolutely heart wrenching solo and is quite literally friend zoned by one of the primary cast.

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« Reply #3057 on: 22 Jan 2014, 06:22 »

I would have been in deep trouble if I'd had that stamp on active service with the Corps.


So.. not sure who Eponine is but she is pretty :)

Eponine (in this case played by British actress Samantha Barks) is a character from the book and play Les Miserables. Her primary task in the play is... uh quite varied but she delivers an absolutely heart wrenching solo and is quite literally friend zoned by one of the primary cast.


Slightly different from the book version, where she's a malnourished, emotionally unstable stalker.
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« Reply #3058 on: 22 Jan 2014, 06:34 »

Not really, she's still one in the movie. Just played by an exceptionally hot Sam Barks in this case.
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« Reply #3059 on: 22 Jan 2014, 06:39 »

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« Reply #3060 on: 22 Jan 2014, 07:00 »

Hey look! That comic is me in almost every social situation outside of me getting hammered!
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« Reply #3061 on: 22 Jan 2014, 07:03 »

+1 But no alcohol exception
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« Reply #3062 on: 22 Jan 2014, 07:05 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3063 on: 22 Jan 2014, 07:46 »

Do these people know what they're saying?
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« Reply #3064 on: 22 Jan 2014, 07:51 »

Part of me hopes so.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3065 on: 22 Jan 2014, 07:57 »

There was a winner like that posted up outside the church across from my friend's apartment last year that I'll never forget:

"Walmarts ain't the only savin' place"



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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3066 on: 22 Jan 2014, 08:09 »

Amazon to use precog technology to sell you stuff before you buy it: http://news.msn.com/science-technology/amazon-will-sell-you-things-before-you-know-you-want-to-buy-them


In other news the NSA wants to lease the patent.  :psyduck:
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3068 on: 22 Jan 2014, 08:59 »

if your dog had an internet dating profile:


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« Reply #3069 on: 22 Jan 2014, 09:11 »

if your dog had an internet dating profile:
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My older dog Polly likes to whine at you with a toy in her mouth - if you take the toy out of her mouth she will (almost) shut up.  Sometimes when visitors arrive she will rush outside to greet them without remembering to take a toy - then in order to whine at them she will pick up a leaf, just like that dog.
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« Reply #3070 on: 22 Jan 2014, 09:24 »

thats adorable!  :-D Man I wish I could get a dog.  Can't afford to yet.

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« Reply #3071 on: 22 Jan 2014, 10:07 »

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« Reply #3072 on: 22 Jan 2014, 10:28 »

Funny, but I hope it wasn't sent.
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« Reply #3073 on: 22 Jan 2014, 10:32 »



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« Reply #3074 on: 22 Jan 2014, 10:34 »

Awww :(
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« Reply #3075 on: 22 Jan 2014, 10:39 »

cheer up buddy
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« Reply #3076 on: 22 Jan 2014, 10:41 »

"This gun is perfectly safe...as long as you stop buying me the cheap cat food."
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3077 on: 22 Jan 2014, 10:44 »

I need to find that girl.. and we could be lonely together :)

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« Reply #3078 on: 22 Jan 2014, 11:06 »

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« Reply #3079 on: 22 Jan 2014, 11:09 »

To follow up on GM's Scientology link

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« Reply #3080 on: 22 Jan 2014, 11:11 »

....Qap'la
funfact: the namekian language used in the DBZ Abridge series is klingon
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« Reply #3081 on: 22 Jan 2014, 11:30 »



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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3083 on: 22 Jan 2014, 11:38 »


While it's true that Steve Jobs was overrated, the person who wrote this doesn't really know what they're talking about. There were programming languages and operating systems long before C and Unix were developed. While C not being developed may have been a setback, "No programs" is complete nonsense. They would just have been written in a different language. Hell, Fortran and COBOL were invented in the '50s.
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« Reply #3084 on: 22 Jan 2014, 12:30 »

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« Reply #3086 on: 22 Jan 2014, 13:47 »

All that and I still choose my iPod classic as a pinnacle of human achievement. But I'm sure C was important too.
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« Reply #3087 on: 22 Jan 2014, 13:54 »

Re: Bread & Milk...I don't get it.
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« Reply #3088 on: 22 Jan 2014, 13:59 »

maybe its just where I am but when the weather report predicts snow (key word "predicts" not to say it actually does snow) people all flock to the grocery store as if its Armageddon like 2-4 inches of snow will make them starve, so they better go now or else they'll run out of food in the next 24hours before the roads are plowed and salted!

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« Reply #3089 on: 22 Jan 2014, 14:00 »

Oh. Also toilet paper.
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« Reply #3091 on: 22 Jan 2014, 15:43 »

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« Reply #3092 on: 22 Jan 2014, 15:48 »



The other dogs look so excited and that one's just like "NOPE, BREAK TIME NOW."
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« Reply #3093 on: 22 Jan 2014, 15:50 »

I've never felt such an urge to rub a tire's tummy before!
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« Reply #3094 on: 22 Jan 2014, 18:19 »

I love dog sledding so much. World's best sport.
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« Reply #3095 on: 22 Jan 2014, 19:12 »

D'awwwwww want to pet the doggies!



Re: Bread and Milk- One of my coworkers jokes that when we have bad weather, everyone has to run out and get french toast ingredients. :-P
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« Reply #3096 on: 22 Jan 2014, 22:12 »

I like that the church sign included the schedule for sun worship.
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« Reply #3097 on: 22 Jan 2014, 22:30 »

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« Reply #3098 on: 23 Jan 2014, 04:24 »

I know some horse owners who would be all over that.
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« Reply #3099 on: 23 Jan 2014, 04:51 »

A friends brother is starting out in the rap/hip-hop game and is looking for feedback.


Let me know what you think :)

Personally, I'm not a fan of rap/hip-hop but I can't wait to see what he comes out with next.
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