Topic: Umm, what??? That's pointless... (Read 770626 times)

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4200 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 04:27 »

Everyone remember Natalya? Crimea's new prosecutor and darling of the internet?

Her fan art storm continues...

an now satisfies rule 34.2, if it exists there is a ponified version of it.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4201 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 04:55 »

Quote from: K1dmor on 20 Mar 2014, 17:55

Made in Mexico? That's an outrage! An AMERICAN crayon should be made in China.

cesium133 · « **Reply #4202 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 06:00 »

Mexico is actually on the North American continent, so it isn't a complete lie.

snalin · « **Reply #4203 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 06:30 »

The copyright sign is after "american". Do they claim to hold the copyright of "american"?

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #4204 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 07:54 »

Maybe they are claiming the copyright on "the american", all lowercase. If so, I'd like to see the rest of their product line. "the american wide rule paper". "the american fingerpaint". "the american edible paste". "the american safety scissors".

kyomi · « **Reply #4205 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 08:00 »

I love Team Four Star... Ghost Nappa is awesome. They are credited with exposing me to the whole abridging thing.

Thanks, Loki

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4206 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 09:06 »

http://www.herdcensus.com/2014%20STATE%20OF%20THE%20HERD%20REPORT.pdf

Holy shit.

Loki · « **Reply #4207 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 09:42 »

Quote from: kyomi on 21 Mar 2014, 08:00

I love Team Four Star... Ghost Nappa is awesome. They are credited with exposing me to the whole... damnit.. can't think of the word.. "shortening" of series on youtube that makes them pertty funny

Abridging.

LeeC · « **Reply #4208 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 11:34 »

LTK · « **Reply #4209 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 12:11 »

This goat is just the best.

Also: Gödel's Second Incompleteness Theorem, Explained in Words of One Syllable. But that doesn't mean it's simple.

Kugai · « **Reply #4210 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 14:26 »

That Goat needs to lay off the Coffee.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #4211 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 17:03 »

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4212 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 18:32 »

Christian warning/educational comics are always kinda worrying and funny at the same time. Side note if D&D can teach you to cast actual fucking spells I want a refund on my AD&D source book because I haven't learned jack.

Then there's this combat footage from Syria, I'm not 100% sure what happened, but I'm pretty sure the crazy bastard in the first video just demonstrated the fine art of killing a fucking tank on foot.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86b_1359125284

LeeC · « **Reply #4213 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 18:39 »

I have seen some DnD games where the GM rolls everything and the players just say what they want to do.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #4214 on:** 22 Mar 2014, 02:01 »

... I don't think that was the major issue with that picture, though ...

Aimless · « **Reply #4215 on:** 22 Mar 2014, 02:29 »

New ice-cream described as being a playful rocket that pops in your mouth is all the rage in Sweden this spring <3

Lupercal · « **Reply #4216 on:** 22 Mar 2014, 04:32 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4217 on:** 22 Mar 2014, 09:26 »

Such cute

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #4218 on:** 22 Mar 2014, 13:20 »

Kugai · « **Reply #4219 on:** 22 Mar 2014, 13:48 »

Quote from: GarandMarine

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86b_1359125284

DAYUM!!!

That should be a Mod for World of Tanks.

K1dmor · « **Reply #4220 on:** 22 Mar 2014, 23:22 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4221 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 00:40 »

Loki · « **Reply #4222 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 06:08 »

The discussion of Lord of the Rings has been moved to Discuss.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4223 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 07:19 »

http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Oh+God+NOPE/wpThGjc

Taekwondoin · « **Reply #4224 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 09:53 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 23 Mar 2014, 07:19

http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Oh+God+NOPE/wpThGjc

Must have been a Samsquantch.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4225 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 10:37 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #4226 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 11:41 »

Jimor · « **Reply #4227 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 15:08 »

From the "probably urban legend but still 'true'" files.

Quote

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators...

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4228 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 15:48 »

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

Welu · « **Reply #4229 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 15:51 »

The Doge meme is the greatest thing ever, don't even try to argue.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4230 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 16:13 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4231 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 16:36 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 23 Mar 2014, 15:48

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #4232 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 17:45 »

K1dmor · « **Reply #4233 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 17:59 »

LeeC · « **Reply #4234 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 18:34 »

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4235 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 19:53 »

K1dmor · « **Reply #4236 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 22:03 »

Sorflakne · « **Reply #4237 on:** 23 Mar 2014, 22:51 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 23 Mar 2014, 19:53

Win.

I have an image about why people would dislike religion, but it is looooooooooooong, as in, it takes a couple minutes to mousewheel-scroll through it.

kyomi · « **Reply #4238 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 05:49 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 21 Mar 2014, 18:32

Then there's this combat footage from Syria, I'm not 100% sure what happened, but I'm pretty sure the crazy bastard in the first video just demonstrated the fine art of killing a fucking tank on foot.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86b_1359125284

I had to watch it on youtube, that website wasn't loading. From the title of the video.. I was disappointed that there was no Unreal Tournament announcer going "Ultra Kill!" when the tank blew up

Quote from: GarandMarine on 23 Mar 2014, 10:37

nigahiga is a pretty great youtube channel. You should check him out, he has some pretty neat videos

Quote from: GarandMarine on 23 Mar 2014, 15:48

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

Quote from: Welu on 23 Mar 2014, 15:51

The Doge meme is the greatest thing ever, don't even try to argue.

No.

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 23 Mar 2014, 17:45

Of course they have to make it over-sexualized...

Quote from: GarandMarine on 23 Mar 2014, 19:53

That... is quite an awesome uncle

I always thought that "allah ackbar!" thing was a joke.. that's actually something serious?

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4239 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 06:22 »

It's Allahu Ackbar, and yes it's 100% serious. It's roughly "God is Great" the other common one is "Insh'Allah" which is "God's Will" you usually hear a mix of the two before the attack because they're supplicating Allah for aid in whatever they're up to, then it's pretty much all the former afterwards assuming the attack was successful.

cesium133 · « **Reply #4240 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 06:29 »

Shortly before my college graduation, the department chair took all the senior physics students out to a bar. That evening, the bar had a karaoke thing going on. So a couple of us sang "Bohemian Rhapsody". At one point in the song it repeats "Bismillah". The department chair happens to be Egyptian, and pointed out the meaning of "Bismillah" ("in the name of the Lord") to us.

LeeC · « **Reply #4241 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 07:14 »

My family's motto is "So ho ho dea ne"
which apparently means "god will do it" or "god will perform it"

kyomi · « **Reply #4242 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 07:49 »

I don't mean to offend by saying this, I'm just curious

Isn't that more of an excuse? Or am I not thinking of it in the right way?

Like.. "Go wash the dishes", "Eh.. god will do it"

Quote from: cesium133 on 24 Mar 2014, 06:29

Shortly before my college graduation, the department chair took all the senior physics students out to a bar. That evening, the bar had a karaoke thing going on. So a couple of us sang "Bohemian Rhapsody". At one point in the song it repeats "Bismillah". The department chair happens to be Egyptian, and pointed out the meaning of "Bismillah" ("in the name of the Lord") to us.

This goes here

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4243 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 09:31 »

LeeC · « **Reply #4244 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 09:45 »

Quote from: kyomi on 24 Mar 2014, 07:49

I don't mean to offend by saying this, I'm just curious

Isn't that more of an excuse? Or am I not thinking of it in the right way?

thats like asking someone to wash the dishes and their reply is "Winter is Coming." Plus back when all this was pertinent we wouldn't be the ones washing the dishes anyways, the help would. Considering my family history it would be more like "I hope the peasants have a good crop this year." "God will perform it." or "I hope the rain lets up so we can use our horses don't get trapped in the mud" "God will do it it."

in other news:
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ah yes, growing up and sharing a room with your brother, how I don't always miss it

kyomi · « **Reply #4245 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 12:51 »

So this is... odd.

Playing Doom v 1.666.. with John Romero. The number of comments...

Kugai · « **Reply #4246 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 12:56 »

@ GarandMarine

One of my favorite West Wing moments

LeeC · « **Reply #4247 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 13:26 »

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #4248 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 13:38 »

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LeeC · « **Reply #4249 on:** 24 Mar 2014, 13:57 »

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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